Someone Save Us

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P.s: This part is in Malfoy's POV ok. OK

Chapter 6-Family Jewels and a Show

I had walked towards the jungle right after I had told Granger she had a nice ass. What was I THINKING? I know she does, but did I have to comment on it? Well I guess I have to get some food cuz I can't come back empty handed, at least it will give me some time alone. The area was beautiful, lush green trees and nice climate, in the day; it was a perfect paradise. It would be paradise if I could get a girl I could shag for awhile, all there is is sexual tension, I mean, the way she stares at my abs is like saying she wants me. At least my suspicions are wrong, she isn't a lesbo. I would have thought hanging out with potty and weasel for so long would make her want to play for the other team, I guess I was wrong. It took forever to find some type of food. I had to climb a tree to get some bananas. I almost passed out because I hit the family jewels against the tree, but instead let out a stream of curse words that I shall not repeat. So this is what happened in nicer words.

"HOLY SALAZAR, MY BALLS!" I screamed not realizing how high my voice actually went at the time.

Even though I was in great pain at the time I got the bananas and walked slow and carefully to the beach. Of course once I arrived there I collapsed on the supple sand and curled into the fetal position. Bloody Granger owes me. PLEASE MERLIN LET ME BE ABLE TO HAVE KIDS. Wait, did I just say I wanted kids? Yeah I'll have kids when Snape admits he's in love with Potter. After I laid there for a few minutes, I got up and walked around since the pain was now a mere throbbing (A/N: Don't you all wish you could check and see if everything was ok, I know I would. Anyways on with the story). I walked towards the water and spotted some fish. Hmmmmm?

"I am the smartest person ever", I scream to no one in particular

"Man, I have got to stop talkin to myself", I said in a whisper

Being the smart person I am, I made a harpoon so I could spear some fish. Please let this work. Surprisingly it does work because of my fantastic seeker reflexes I can catch them. This would make Granger proud. Wait, why would I want her to be proud of me? I fished for another hour or so, and caught about 12 more fish. Shit, how am I gonna carry all of this? I know, I'll use my shirt as a bag. Damn, then I will smell like fish. Well I guess I will have to do it. I took off my shirt and tied the sleeves and the neck in a knot so none of the fish would drop out. So I picked up the make shift back grabbed the bananas (A/N: The fruit so get your mind out of the gutter) and walked back towards the cave. Thank Merlin for the markings on the trees Granger made, cuz I sure as hell would be lost. I walked back to the beach thinking she would be there, and guess what I was right. As I approached her I realized she was butt naked. Hoping she didn't catch me I jumped behind the rock I was sitting on the other day and watched her. Slowly I realized she was singing a song.

You may look at me and think that I'm
Just a young girl
But I'm not just a young girl.
Baby this is what I'm lookin' for:
Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it.

I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

Just because you drive a Benz
I'm not goin home with you.
You won't get no nookie or the cookies
I'm no rookie.
And still I'm
Sexy, independent
I ain't wit' it so you already know.
I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta have it
You think you're slick
Tryna hit
But I'm not dumb
I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta have it

I bet you want the goodies.
Bet you thought about it.
Got you all hot and bothered.
Mayb' cuz I talk about it.
Lookin for the goodies
Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the jar
Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh

Wow, she has a beautiful voice. It's like she was telling me this song telling me she ain't going to put out. I was so entranced by her singing that I didn't notice the giant scorpion that scurried off the rock and onto my crotch. Damn, what is tickling my stomach. Unconsciencly (A/N: Sorry my spelling is jacked) I scratched my stomach, not knowing I just pushed the scorpion inside my pants.

"Oww god damnit!" I screamed felling the sharp claws sing into my thigh. Doing the only thing that came to me, I unbuttoned my pants and ripped them off. OMG IT'S STILL IN THERE! Then as a last resort I stuck my hand in my silk boxer shorts and tried to get the scorpion off me.

"Malfoy, you sick pervert", Granger screamed

Oh, shit, when did she come up behind me?

"Granger, it's not what it looks like I swear", I said pleadingly

"Why should I believe you perv", she screamed her face red with fury, "you were watching me bathe while you jack off, look at the evidence!"

"I swear that's not what I was doing", I said realizing how much of a compromising position I was in.

"You know what Malfoy, stuff it and I hope you rot in hell!" she screamed at me, "and I hope you enjoyed the show."

"Shit!" I mumbled, "I guess as the muggle saying goes, hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn."

A/N: Ok I hope you like this chapter, leave me sum good reviews please. You know it does make me type faster. I hope you saw ur name up there if you reviewed. Well ch.7 should be up soon. The song is called Goodies by Ciara its a really good song. D Schyler