Yet more fridge sales people! If I've missed out your favourite, please tell me and I will gladly try to add them!
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(heavy breathing) I am Darth Vader, you will buy a new fridge from me.
No I won't!
(heavy breathing) Yes you will.
Look mate, I don't want a new fridge. Ok?
(heavy breathing) You don't know the power of the dark side! I must obey my Master. He told me to sell these fridges so that is what I am doing. Now if you will not buy one, then you will meet your destiny! (Lightsaber activating)
(gulp) Ok ok, keep your hair on!
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Hello, I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations, how might I serve you?
Um, you called me.
Oh, did I? Bless my circuits I did.
What do ya want?
I'm not actually sure. Let me consult my counterpart, R2-D2.
(translated from beeps and whistles for your convenience) Good day. Would you like to buy one of our over-priced, over-rated and rather pointless refrigerators that is no where near as useful as us astromech droids?
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Hiya, I'm Han Solo and this is my mate Chewbacca. You wanna buy one of these fridges that we did not steal or smuggle.
No thanks.
You sure?
Yes thanks.
You know, you shouldn't upset a wookie.
But no one worries about upsetting us unfortunate customers!
That's because you don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they turn down your offer!
Point taken!
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Hello, I am Princess Leia, would you like to buy one of our royal fridges?
No thanks.
Why not?
Because I don't want one.
Buy one you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
Hey, who's scruffy lookin?
Buy one laser-brains!
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Hey there, it's Boba and Jango here! Would you like to buy one of our fridges?
No thanks.
What's your name?
Why?
Because there might be a bounty on your head.
Alright look. I'll buy a fridge, just spare me, please?
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Good day, I am Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn. Can I interest you in one of our chosen fridges?
No thanks.
But they are the chosen ones.
No, it's fine thankyou
This fridge is the chosen one, you must see it.
Whatever!