Disclaimer: I do not own YYH! I want to thank all the ppl who reviewed so far! I will continue this fic as long as i have jokes and short stories!To Rinku's list, i want to add another one making the list51! i want to include a suggestion byShinka Yamazaki, which is "Sing the "I work at Burger King" song over and over as loud as you possibly can!". Thankies for the suggestion! Enjoy the new chappie!

Collection of Short Stories: Chp 2

Story 6: 3 Wise Men

Touya, Jin, and Risho were walking home to their house one summer. They all lived right next to each other. All 3 of them had a large swimming pool. They were just getting ready to dive into the pool, when a genie popped out in front of them.
"It's your lucky day!" said the genie. "Just jump and say whatever drink you want, and the pool water will turn into it."
Touya jumped and said "Gatorade!" and he jumped into a pool of Gatorade.
Jin jumped and said "Coke!" and he jumped into a pool of Coke.
Risho jumped and said...
"Weeeeeeeee!"

Story 7: Hiding

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama had gone joyriding and were being chased by the police. Yusuke stopped the car and told everyone to make a run for the barn at the end of the road and hide in there. They all ran inside and sat down. Just when they became comfy, the police slammed open the door. The three boys jumped and hid in a barrel, a sack, and a cardboard box. The policeman poked the barrel, which Yusuke was in. "Woof Woof!", he barked to get the officer away. The cop moved on to the box and poked that. Kurama was in it and said, "Meow meow". The officer finally reached the sack with Kuwabara. He poked it and Kuwabara said, "Potatoes".

Story 8: Pit Stop

Chu, Yusuke, Hiei, and Rinku were riding in the car for a road trip. They were all destined for Las Vegas! But it was a fifteen hour trip in a car. Rinku was holding his teddy bear. "I love Snuffykins!", he announced. Chu smiled. "But he has to go wee", Rinku said. Chu looked at Rinku. "He's a teddy bear. He doesn't have to", he said. Rinku started to cry. "But he has to go wee now!", he whined. "We're not stopping! That would delay us even more!", Yusuke complained. Rinku cried loudly. "I want to stop! He has to go wee NOW!", he sobbed. Hiei was getting annoyed. "Oh, for goodness sake, just stop the car!", Hiei shouted. Yusuke growled and stopped the car at a gas station. "Go, runt", Yusuke said. Rinku jumped out of the car and spun his teddy bear in circles. "Weeeeeeeeeeeee!", he shouted.

Story 9: Drinking

Chu staggers into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy everyone in the bar a drink and get one for yourself too!" The bartender makes the drinks and everyone raises their glass
and yells "CHEERS!" and downs their drinks. The bartender says "That'll be 37.50."
The drunk says, "Keep wishing, 'cuz I don't have any money!"

This infuriates the bartender who then jumps over the bar and beats up Chu and throws him out into the street. The next day Chu walks into the same bar and says, "I'd like to buy the whole bar a drink, and get one for yourself, too".

The bartender figures that maybe he was a little hard on the guy the day before and decides to give him the benefit of the doubt. He makes the drinks and they all say, "Salute!" and down the drinks. The bartender says, "That'll be 42.50."

Chu replies by putting his thumb to his nose, wiggling his fingers, and making a loud raspberry noise followed by, "I don't have any money !" This angers the bartender even more than the first time. He jumps over the bar and beats Chu and throws him out into the street onto his face and kicks him a few times for good measure.

The next day the Chu walks into the same bar, but before he can say anything the bartender says, "Let me guess, you want to buy the whole bar a drink and I should get one for myself, too, right?" Chu replies, "No way, you get too violent when you drink!"

Story 10: New Computer

Kurama had talked Hiei into buying a new computer for himself. Hiei agreed and Kurama gave him one. Kurama left Hiei alone with it because he had to go off to school. "I don't need him to figure out how to work a human thing", Hiei scoffed. Before Kurama left, he had already plugged it in. Hiei sat there for twenty minutes, waiting for something to happen. "Stupid thing. Doesn't want to work", he said. He remembered that Kurama left a phone number just in case he needed help. Hiei called it and Kurama picked up. "Everything ok, Hiei?", Kurama asked. "Yes, but I think the computer is defective", Hiei complained. "What happened when you pushed the power switch?", Kurama asked. "What power switch?", Hiei asked. Kurama sighed and instructed Hiei on what to do.

Hiei now looked at the computer, which was now on. "Ok, now what?", he asked. The computer was already fully on, and asked for Hiei to push any key. "Where's that "any" key?", he asked. Yet again, he called up Kurama at school. "Yes?", Kurama replied. "Where's the "any" key?", Hiei asked. Kurama sweat dropped. "Just push any key of the keyboard", Kurama said. Hiei sighed. "If I knew where "any" key was, I wouldn't have called you for it, now would I?", Hiei said. Kurama sighed and instructed Hiei to push the "J" key.

Hiei pushed the "J" key and the computer started up. Then, the computer asked for a password. "Now, where did Kurama write that?", Hiei asked. Hiei couldn't find the paper, so he decided that any word would have done the job. He typed in "Fire" and the computer buzzed. The words "Bad" and "Invalid" flashed on the screen. "WHAT!", Hiei roared and sliced the computer in two. A few hours later, Kurama came home and spotted the computer in pieces placed in the trash can. "What happened, Hiei!", Kurama asked. Hiei scoffed and said, "The computer called me "Bad" and "Invalid". I shown him bad and invalid". Kurama sighed. "That shouldn't be taken personally", he said.