Hello, I'm back... I've been gone for a while but I'm back!
Ok... same routine... Not my characters... blah blah blah... you know the drill.
This is a Harry Potter/Rocky Horror Picture Show crossover. The Hogwarts crew will be singing and dancing Rocky Horror style as Dumbledore has made a new play mandatory for the main cast. I'm basing this from the movie of RockyHPS... and not the actual play b/c I can at least go over the movie... somehow I don't think my friends would perform the play for me... sigh
It gets right into it so I hope you enjoy!
A Rocky Hogwarts
Chapter The First
By: JJ
"No - This is just... no way. He's gone completely nutters! He can't do this, Hermione! He just... can't!" Harry shakily stated to Hermione. They were out side the Great Hall glancing over a large parchment pasted to the wall.
"Harry, look I know this seems... out of character for Dumbledore, but he has a valid point. It could help unite the houses. And you, out of anyone, should understand that is what we need at times-"
"Hermione - He wants me to sing... on stage." Harry interrupted.
Hermione smiled, trying hard not to think of Harry wearing make-up and nylons. She and Harry had both seen the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show" and knew of its unspeakable horrors and what they would be getting into if Dumbledore made them sing, dance and act in this little musical.
Ron, on the other hand, had no idea, "Harry, even I think your overreacting. It says on that parchment we'd get fifty house points each for doing this stupid play."
Harry shot daggers in Ron's direction, "Ron, it's a musical! We sing. We dance. We sing and dance in lingerie and you and I would have a sex scene!"
"WHAT!" Ron yelled.
"Harry stop overreacting," Hermione interjected as she saw Ron's jaw drop and a look of pure terror come across his face. "It's not that bad, Ron. It's all behind a curtain and..." she trailed off.
"Harry, Hermione," Ron turned to both of them looking serious, "What else is in this play?"
Hermione just turned to Harry. Both not sure who should speak first when finally Hermione started rattling off about the musical, "Well, it's about this couple who get engaged, which according to the cast list would be us," she blushed, "and they want to go tell a teacher of theirs about it when their car breaks down and outside what would be Harry's castle and -"
"And you'd come to my castle, I'm a 'sweet transvestite' and we do the 'time warp' and I seduce you, Hermione, and... and... oh god... who's Rocky?" Harry quickly looked back at the paper posted on the wall with Hermione right behind him.
Ron stared at both of them with a puzzled look on his face as Hermione turned around smiling and Harry sank to the floor. "What? Now what?"
Hermione tried to choke back a laugh as she said, "Malfoy is going to be Harry's man-bride!" And the laughter couldn't be held any longer as she burst out giggling.
"Malfoy? What? Dumbledore can't do this! He's gone completely mad!"
"Yep," Harry sighed, "That's it for me. Voldemorte turned Dumbledore into a Death Eater and he's finally found a way to kill me. I'm going to die from embarrassment!"
"But - But... how can he do this?" Ron asked.
"There is no way I am going to do this - NO WAY!"
"Harry," Hermione said quietly as she leaned towards him, "It's not that bad." Harry looked up at her like she was Voldemorte himself. "Well, I mean, at least there isn't a kissing scene or anything..."
"But I'd have to," Harry swallowed deeply and his throat made a 'gulping' noise, "feel him up." Then he sunk his head in embarrassment.
"You remember an awful lot about this play, Harry." Hermione half asked.
Harry blushed, "Well, um... I mean, I've seen it before... once or... twice... or seventeen," he whispered.
Hermione mustn't have heard him say the last part because she didn't make any comment about it as she pulled Harry to his feet. More people started showing up around the posted parchment. Harry looked ill as he said, "I think I'm gonna be sick."
"Me too," Ron added.
"Well, we should go into the Great Hall anyway because we can see what Dumbledore has to say. Maybe it's not mandatory?"
"Heh, yeah right. You know he's gonna make us do this 'Mione." Harry replied.
"Well, all the reason more not to fight it I guess," and she turned and walked into the Great Hall and sat at the Gryffindor table, followed by Ron and Harry.
Ron whispered to Harry when Hermione was out of range, "You'd think she actually wants to do this stupid play!" Harry just glared at her as he nodded in agreement. As they reached the table Ron and Harry sat down on either side of Hermione. She looked deep in thought and had barely noticed them.
People finally started filtering in from the entrance. The people who had seen the movie were giggling and pointing in Harry, Ron and Hermione's direction. Harry had his head on the table trying not to die as Hermione started nudging him to look up. When he did he saw Malfoy slinking his way over to their table.
"What do you want, Malfoy?" Ron said.
He ignored Ron and in a silky voice, demanded, "Potter - What is this all about?"
"How the hell should I know, Malfoy?" Harry replied.
"Your name was at the top of the list! What is this 'Rocky Picture Horror' about?" the blonde sneered.
"Why don't you ask Dumbledore - I'm sure he'd gladly explain what this great idea of his is all about!" Harry stated sarcastically.
Hermione turned to Draco and said, "It's a musical, Malfoy. You know - singing - dancing. That kind of stuff."
"I know what a musical is, Granger," He sneered back. "Why is everyone staring and pointing at us and why did your name come first if 'Rocky' is in the title?"
"Malfoy, if you knew what sort of musical this was, you wouldn't wish to be the top name." Harry rolled his eyes.
"Well, Potter, why don't you enlighten me." Draco said narrowing his eyes and closing in on Harry.
"Look," Hermione said to prevent the impending fight, "Dumbledore will probably explain everything to us as soon as - oh look there he is!" Before she finished her sentence Dumbledore came walking into the Great Hall. Before making his way over to his usual spot he stopped in the middle of the Hall.
"Excuse me, Excuse me. Attention everyone." The crowd quieted instantly, all curious as to the strange new idea of his. "Firstly, I would like to thank all the professors for their input and ideas for the project to help unify the house. We have all decided," he said with a twinkle in he eye, "that the best way to help unite the houses will be to put on a musical!" Everyone clapped out of politeness as Dumbledore waited for the crowd to quiet down before he continued. "And as you some of you know, the musical we have chosen will be The Rock Horror Picture Show!"
As Dumbledore scanned the crowd he saw a group of very unhappy witches and wizards at the Gryffindor table, he chuckled to himself as he continued, "The cast is as list is as follows, Dr. Frank-n-Furter will be played by none other than Mr. Harry Potter!" There were several giggles and quite a few claps. "Rocky will of course be portrayed by Mr, Draco Malfoy." Draco glared angrily around the crowd as he received the same response as Harry. "Brad and Janet will be played by Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger," Ron blushed as the attention was drawn to him and Hermione. "Columbia will be played by Luna Lovegood and Riff Raff and Magenta will be Neville Longbottom and Ginny Weasley."
"What!" Ron exclaimed, "Ginny's in the play?" No one answered as they waited to hear the rest of the cast.
"The lovable Eddie and Dr. Scott will both be played by Gregory Goyle, and the narrator will be played by none other than our own Professor Snape,"and Dumbledore continued to name other extras for the play.
Harry and Hermione both burst out laughing and Draco and Ron stared at them looking like they were crazy. "Snape's going to be furious!" Harry tried to say through laughs.
Dumbledore cleared his throat as he tried to regain the crowds attention, "Now could I please have the cast follow me to discuss the rehearsal time?"
Ginny ran right away to follow Dumbledore dragging Neville with her, Malfoy and Goyle reluctantly followed and Hermione and Ron grabbed Harry's arm and started dragging him with them until finally he said, "Fine! I'm coming... but I don't have to like it." The rest of the cast and a few extras followed Dumbledore as well as he led them to a room outside the Great Hall.
Well, That's the first chapter - I hope you all enjoy!
Not to be a comment whore... but comments would be nice! I'd love to hear questions, suggestions and ideas! I'm just making this up as I go, so anything would be helpful.
P.S. - When I went to a viewing of RHPS Dr. Scott and Eddie were the same person... so FYI that's why Goyle plays them both.