Chapter 3: The Tournament of Games
King: Let the tournament begin. The six knights of the Realm advance.
Raoul: I want to participate! I can be the pink knight! For you Christine!
Christine: 800 miles away I love you Raoul! Groans
Erik: What! I can do that! I'll be the black knight!
Princess: What are those two freaks doing?
Raoul: Christine!
Princess: I'am not Christine! My name is Elizabeth.
Raoul: I will be the champion! That means I can be the princess.
Erik: Don't you mean prince?
Raoul: No! I want to be the princess! I want to be the princess!
Red Knight: Oh great!
Black and white knight: More people to kill!
King: Fine let them compete. Knights, seize them! And get the mask!
Everyone: Take it off! Take it off!
Erik: Leave me alone, or I'll Punjab the princess!
King: gasps
Everyone: Wondering what's happening down in the arena.
King: Partner up! Red and green, Black and white, and red and yellow, blue and yellow. Looks like pink and black are together.
Raoul and Erik: No! (Scream last very long)
King: Shut up and work together.
Erik: I don't want to.
Raoul: I still get to be the princess right?
King: Ok then. Anyways, get the flag out of the trap. (The black and white knight and yellow knight missed. While Erik and Raoul missed the flags and went for the audience's flags instead.)
King: The next game is the flag toss.
(Every knight passed it correctly except for Raoul and Erik. They hit each other in the head. Each knight gets flowers expect Raoul.)
Raoul: talks to princess while riding on a horse. I want a flower!
Princess: Get away from me freak!
Raoul: Christine!
Princess: Don't ever call me Christine again!
King: The next game is the toss through rings.
(Every knight makes it expect for Raoul and Erik because they both threw their lances and hit each other in the eye.)
Note: They were stupid enough not to wear armor.
King: The combat and joust is about to begin shortly.