AOU: would ya look at that? 7 reviews for the first chapter and this fic was put up in a C2 community! Which one? KIBA AND FRIENDS! I'm not exactly a Kiba fan, but it's still good!
Candy44: REALLY? THATS SO COOL!
evilangels3: i dont do double spacing much because it wastes space, but i'll try! I'll try NejiTen and an infamous InoShikaTem love triangle but I cant promise anything about NaruHina
Crazy Random Reader: I'm not doing yaoi, but I'll make Sasuke and Naruto share a room
Amberfox and Lyell: I might kick Ino out of the InoShikaTem triangle eventually cuz I dont really like Ino.
FireDragonBL: Wow,a lot of ppl like NejiTen
AOU: I absolutely suck at romance and stuff so don't kill me if my Naruto romance sucks. I SUCK AT WRITING ROMANCE FOR SUCH AN INTENSE FIGHTING SHOW LIKE NARUTO!
Chapter 2: KIBA, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
(In case you haven't noticed, has disallowed stuff like a question mark and an exclamation mark put next to each other. Nor can you put two exclamation/question marks next to each other. That kinda sucks since I use those a lot, so bear with me here)
Let's do a little flashback:
"Great, just great." Shikamaru sighed. "It's troublesome but let's go find rooms where we sleep in, make them comfy and we'll meet here when we're done, kay?"
"Kay!" Everybody agreed. Kiba zoomed upstairs with Akamaru on his head and explored the whole second floor. He froze as he counted the rooms, then called down to the others below, who were still on the stairs. "How many people are there here!"
"15..." Gaara muttered.
"15 huh...?" Kiba gave a nervous smile. "Um...sorry to say this but there's only 5 rooms..."
"WHAT?"
Snapping out of flashback now, let's go back into the real, non-flashback world where our 'heroes' are, gaping at Kiba. Lee was the first knocked out of his reverie. Leaping up, he raced upstairs, grabbed Kiba by his shoulders and shook him as if he was a lunatic (which he was), shouting at a dead person to wake the hell up. "KIBA! WTF DO YOU MEAN THAT THERE'S ONLY 5 ROOMS?" Lee shook Kiba really really hard and the Inuzuka heir could only go 'huh?'. Lee was about to scream the sentence again when a kunai whipped past their heads.
"Lee! Stop that!" Tenten yelled sternly. She walked up towards them, twirling another kunai in her hand. "You'll hurt him!"
"Hai, Tenten." Lee scowled and backed away. Haha, Lee scowling!
Sasuke leapt up and counted the rooms rapidly. He gave a sigh. "I thought Kiba was being stupid again. There really is 5 rooms."
"So, that means..." Chouji took out 15 chips and sat down on the ground, making 5 'rooms' of dust. He put the chips in each little room and continued until no more chips were left. His eyes widened. "3 people in each room!"
"That took...long enough." snorted Temari, unable to say exactly how long considering she didn't have a watch.
"So..who shares a room with who?" Ino asked. She fluttered her eyes at Sasuke instantly while Sakura did the same. Hinata looked shyly at Naruto, who looked at Sakura, who looked at Sasuke, who looked at nothing.
"We should draw paper out of a hat," Shikamaru nodded, taking a top hat thatappeared magically out of nowhere. He took some paper and a permanent marker, cut up the paper into 15 pieces and put a number on each hat. "We come forwards in teams. First Kakashi's team, then Gai's team, then Asuma's team then Kurenai's team. Got it? Okay."
So, after a while of sorting stuff out, they got the rooms ready! From far left of the corridor to the far right:
Room one is Naruto, Sasuke and Shino. (Shino might as well be a log so...)
Room two is Ino, Shikamaru and Temari.
Room three is Neji, Tenten and Lee (wow)
Room four is Hinata, Chouji and Gaara
Room five is Sakura, Kiba and Kankurou.
So, after that, they went to sort their stuff and talk about their roommates.
(Room One)
"Oh my god, I can't believe I'm sharing a room with YOU, Sasuke-teme." Naruto growled under his breath. Sasuke gave him his best I'm-too-cool-for-you-so-why-are-you-bothering-me look.
"You don't have to whisper, usuratonkachi. Shino might as well be a pear tree or something." And once again, the Uchiha prodigy was right. As proof, he threw a rock at Shino. It bounced off his head but he did not even move, flinch or do anything a normal person would've done. "See?" hissed Sasuke.
"Oh."
(Room Two)
Shikamaru was already in the room, unpacking. He weas also the first one done and then, left the room. Temari and Ino waited until he was completly gone before taking out their stuff. "You know, if you like Shikamaru, you can't take him." Ino said bluntly, taking out a pair of lavender undies and stuffing them into her drawer. Temari stared at her then continued with her work.
"Whyever not?" She asked, placing her fan against the far wall.
"Because..." Ino stuttered, looking for the right excuse. "Because Sakura likes him!"
"And that concerns me because...?" Temari adjusted her forehead protector since it had been falling off slightly.
"Because it just does!" Ino practically screamed.
"Okay, okay..." Temari stared at her roommate. "Jeez..."
(Room Three)
"We are stuck in the same room with the same team." Neji deadpanned looking at the thick-browed Gai-clone and the Weapons Master kunoichi.
"This sucks." Tenten sighed. She took out all her scrolls anyway and stuffed them in a lower drawer.
"At least we're together!" Lee rushed forwards and was about to give them both a giant hug when Neji, activating his Byakugan, rushed forwards as well. Lee grinned. Finally, Neji was going to willingly hug him too! But how wrong he was! Neji gave him a giant Jyuuken in the chest, making him fly out of the room, creating a hole in the wall.
(Room Four)
Gaara didn't have much to unpack. Actually, he didn't have ANYTHING to unpack. So he left. They waited until he was out of earshot before starting the conversation.
"Out of all the people, we had to get him." Chouji muttered, stuffing chips into his mouth.
Hinata nodded in silent agreement.
"I would've liked it if we got Shikamaru but why Gaara of the Sand?"
"I w-would've l-liked it if we got N-Naruto-kun..." Hinata stuttered. Chouji gave her a fish-eye stare.
"Why?"
"B-Because N-N-Naruto-kun is my f-friend!" Hinata exclaimed/stuttered. So, Chouji left it as that, stuffed his belongings UNDER the bed (ew) and left, leaving Hinata to nicely fold her stuff and put it in her drawer.
(Room Five)
Since no one was really close except for the fact that Kankurou saved Kiba from Sakon/Ukon, no one said anything. It was dead silence...
AOU: Okay, I'm done. I couldn't think of anything after that, so I made Room Five silent. So, any idea what to do for the next chapter? Ghosts? Mummies? Ninjutsu flying awry? Your pick! ja ne...
