AOU: i'm updating this story twice in one day! yay! Btw, Shinobi Specialties is on hiatus, mainly because I'm busy with this fic. I'll hurry along with that when I put this one on hiatus, which, hopefully, won't happen.
lunarangel: when i first saw Kiba, I was like 'who's the kid with da dog? hmm, whatever' and didn't like him much until Link and Luigi made me see Kiba's other side! i wasn't joking when i wrote Kiba hit puberty.He's SUPPOSED to at this age. well, it's hard to make Neji and Sasuke and the others scream for their mommies considering they don't have any and Neji's my favorite character but I'll try my best!
Uh...sorry if some others reviewed but I'm not thinking straight right now. Sorry!

Neji: I will not scream for my mommy.

Sasuke: My 'mommy' is dead

AOU: that's why. anyway, I suppose I should stop rambling and just start the fricking fic, huh?

FIC START

Everybody was huddled in Room 1, shivering madly. (In Room 1: Sasuke, Naruto and Shino) "T-Tenten-chan, are you s-s-sure it's a h-haunted house?" stuttered Hinata, poking her fingers together.

Tenten rubbed her chin, then nodded. "I'm positive, Hinata-chan. Don't worry, though. I don't think much will happen." The Weapons Master kunoichi hopped to her feet, twirling a kunai wildly above her head. "Do you guys just THINK we're a-gonna sit here? No! We're a-gonna go and a-get that ghost!"

Everyone was silent and staring at her, then started murmuring amongst themselves. Tenten felt a vein pop in her head and threw a kunai into the crowd. Gaara whirled around swiftly and raised his hand, sand leaking out of the Gourd and wrapping around a specific someone so she couldn't escape. Yes! Sakura died. Yay.

Everyone stared at Sakura's dead body, ignored it for a few seconds then cheered. "Tenten! You're our hero! You have saved us and brought us back to youth!" Lee jumped up and gave Tenten his biggest bear hug yet. Tenten started to turn purple before she jabbed Lee in the chest with her shuriken, choking out. "Lee! I'm dying here!"

"Sorry." Lee released her and patted her back happily, causing Tenten to cough out a bit of blood. Do I care? No. Why? Tenten's the most minor character. Why? SHE JUST IS, DAMMIT!

"So, what do you want to do to stay occupied?" Ino asked, shifting closer to Shikamaru. Temari death-glared at her, reached over with her fan and bonked Ino hard on her head. Shikamaru didn't notice any of this. Instead, he moved up to where Chouji was (this isn't yaoi though!). Temari and Ino thought he had noticed their bitch fight and hissed at each other, 'that was your fault!'

Ino, furious, took out a bottle of coke, chugged it in one go and placed it on the ground. "Spin the bottle!"

Everyone save Shino shrugged and nodded. "Say, if when I spin the bottle and it points at Shikamaru, I'll get to kiss him." Shikamaru put on a face of disgust while Temari gave a mini-scream of frustration. Ino looked absolutely triumphant with her idea and Temari looked as if she was gonna claw Ino's face off with her bare hands and wind. People around the Sand wind-controller backed away.

"Sure, whatever." Sasuke shrugged. Thankfully, Sakura's dead and Ino's off his back. He wouldn't have anyone going all, 'whoo! sasuke-kuun!' on him anymore. Yayz. Is he happy? Yes, he is. Why? HE JUST IS, DAMMIT!

They all did rock-paper-scissors and OMFG, Gaara's going first! Ack! Gaara didn't move from his spot, which was actually the furthest from the bottle. He reached out with a hand and the sand around him did the same, reaching forwards. It grabbed the bottle and swung it with so much force, the friction made sparks pop up from the ground! Yikes!

It landed on...oh...oh...oh! IT LANDED ON HINATA!

Kiba stared, wide-eyed. No! screamed Inner Kiba. My Hinata is gonna get kissed by Panda-Eyes! No! Outer Kiba scowled and looked away, covering Akamaru's eyes with one hand and covering his own with his other.

Gaara sighed and created a Suna bunshin. It went forwards and pecked Hinata lightly before it fell apart, drenching Hinata with sand. Kiba looked and breathed a sigh of relief. "Hinata, are you okay?" He asked, crawling over to her.

"Um...anno..." Hinata sighed and looked to Naruto, who wasn't paying any attention to him at all. I wish Naruto was asking me this right now. She thought. Outside, she replied, "I-I'm fine, K-Kiba-kun!" The Inuzuka heir breathed a sigh of relief and sat back down again, patting Akamaru happily.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE! Hinata's turn!" Ino practically screamed. Hinata spun the bottle, hoping it would land on Naruto. Lo and behold! It landed on him! But the wind picked up and since the window was open, the bottle swung sideways to...

AH!

INO!

(This isn't Yuri)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" screamed everyone, shocked at this.

("Hey, we're gonna get some hot stuff!" laughed Jiraiya. Tsunade whacked him hard on the head with her hand, knocking him out. "Pervert."

"Why didn't you invite me to your little get-together, Tsunade?" a wheezy voice sounded behind them.

Everyone whirled around. "Orochimaru-sama, you really shouldn't do that." a know-it-all voice stated softly.

"OROCHIMARU AND KABUTO!")

The ghost appeared just as Hinata started crawling extremely hesitantly towards the Yamanaka. "WHOO! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND..." The ghost froze. "What the hell are you doing? Playing Spin the Bottle? WHOO! That's doubly bad! You shall pay!" And he reached out and dragged Chouji off! Ah! No!

AOU: A cliffy! This is getting a little twisty!

Neji: Joy

AOU: Wtf is Orochimaru and Kabuto doing? How's Tsunade gonna handle this situation? Where did the ghost take Chouji? R&R and you'll find out!