AOU: Ow...my arms hurt...I was playing soccer with my friends during Chinese school today when I accidentaly sprained it. How? The hoops are really low so you can just jump and hurl it in. Well, that's what I did and I hit my hand really hard against the metal. So it's not exactly sprained. My left arm had a needle thrown into it by accident. How? I don't want to talk about it!

Neji: that's just too bad

AOU: now...time to answer reviews! I'monly gonna answer a few...so! here goes...
Yamimizu-chan: Yay! I'm glad you enjoy my fic! I was drawing names out of a hat to see who would get dragged off and Chouji was the lucky one! I hate Sakura, totally. She's so annoying. It was probably her fault Sasuke decided to leave Konoha a bit faster with her whining.
lunarangel: It's okay! I mean, I'll really try. I'm serious, i'll try! (pats Sasuke's head) this little guy is probably already over his mommy dying and as for Neji...I'll get a few laughs after I give him an embarassing moment or two! (laughs evilly)
Amberfox and Lyell: WHY did I kill off Sakura? Cause she's annoying and not playing a big part in my fic. Don't worry, I'll sort everything out just fine...

AOU: now that that's out of the way, let's start the next chapter!

FIC START

"Chouji!" Everybody was racing after the ghost carrying off their fatass friend. The ghost drifted upwards and went through the ceiling. "Ow!" screeched Chouji as his head scraped the ceiling hard. The ghost drifted down, unlatched a trapdoor, THEN went through the ceiling, shoving Chouji through the trap door too. He locked the trap door afterwards and Sasuke yelled at Kiba. "Kiba! You idiot! Use your nose!"

"Oh, uh...right!" Kiba sniffed the air furiously. "This way, y'all!" He waved at the other people and they all raced off, following him. Soon, they found himself back in the kitchen with Kiba sitting on the floor with a proud expression on his face and Akamaru seated beside him, panting and wagging his tail furiously.

"There!" Kiba exclaimed, pointing to a steak on the counter. Sasuke and Neji approached it, prodding it with their kunai. After two seconds, they both punched Kiba hard on the nose. "Kiba! You idiot!" screamed Ino, waving her hands frantically. She nudged Shikamaru hard in his gut and Shikamaru agreed emotionless, "Yeah, Kiba, you idiot."

Kiba scowled and crossed his arms like a little kid. "Well, how was I supposed to know? They both smell the same...almost."

Ino was about to just go up to Kiba and strangle the living hell outta the guy when Temari screamed at everyone, "What the hell are you guys doing? We hafta find the fatass!"

So everybody split up and searched.

(Later...)

"I FOUND CHOUJI!" screamed Lee as soon as everybody met at the lobby a bit afterwards. "Really?" squealed Ino. Lee scowled. If the Gaara/Tenten combo hadn't killed Sakura, he would've wanted Sakura to say that and be impressed instead. Sorry, Gai-sensei! I couldn't do it! He sighed heavily.

("Lee! Don't give up!" screeched Gai, leaping up onto the controls to stare at Lee and wave his arms around the TV screen.

"Gai, calm down!" Kurenai cried, her red-brown-whatever-color eyes wide with worry as a blueish light erupted from the controls. But it was too late! Gai was zapped! Agh!

"I hope you guys didn't forget about us..." Kabuto sweatdropped. Everybody turned around and Tsunade rubbed the back of her back apologetically.

"Haha, sorry! I mean, what the hell are you two doing here?" She bellowed, pointing a finger accusingly at the gay (Orochimaru: hey!) snake-dude and his dumbass (Kabuto: i'm smarter than you are) companion.

Orochimaru sweatdropped. "We want to watch Sasuke-kun..."

Kakashi exchanged a look with the Godaime and Tsunade shrugged, "Well, I suppose that's okay. You can join." Rubbing his hands together evilly, Orochimaru seated himself between Jiraiya and Tsunade while Kabuto leaned against the wall beside Asuma.)

(With Chouji...)

Chouji opened his eyes when he smelt chips and ramen and stuff. He gave a cry of joy and looked at the ghost, with wide eyes.

The ghost was actually the ghost of...ST. HALLOWEEN!

(I got this idea after we constantly sang the St. Halloween song at school. If you don't know what St. Halloween looks like, just imagine anyone you want)

"I'm hungry." Complained St. Halloween. He handed Chouji a fishburger and Chouji dug in. While they had their feast, they chatted about random things that just happened to pop into their head at that time.

(With the others)

"We hafta hurry!" Ino urged the team as they raced to the attic. "The ghost might be eating Chouji's brains about now."

"If he has any." Gaara muttered sarcastically. He wasn't running. He was just sitting on a platform of sand that was flying for him. Oh, Gaara, you lazy bum!

They arrived at the attic where Chouji and St. Halloween were now talking about Chouji's useless friends. "And that Tenten! She has the least important part in the series and she keeps going on about how important she is!"

"I know what you mean!" squealed St. Halloween so enthusiastically he spat out half the cheeseburger he was munching on. "St. Patrick thinks he's so important just because he's green, it makes me want to barf!" Chouji nodded.

"That's just mean!" screeched Tenten. She threw a shuriken, two senbons and five kunais rapidly. The senbon pinned Chouji to the wall but the rest were thrown just to scare him a bit. "That wasn't my problem! Sorry, Tenten!" screeched Chouji, waving his arms wildly around his head.

Tenten was about to hurl a kunai when suddenly, a mummy appeared! Agh!

("Is that mummy some kind of jutsu you have?" Kurenai asked Orochimaru, turning to the gay sennin.

"No." Orochimaru shrugged. He turned to the TV screen and yelled, waving a foam finger with Sasuke's head on it and a miniature flag with the Uchiha fan on it. "Go, Sasuke-kun! Show that mummy who's boss!"

"Oh no you don't!" Gai grabbeda Lee foam finger and a flag with the words 'hardwork' on it in Chinese. "GO, LEEEEEEEEE!"

"No!" Kurenai snatched up a Hinata foam finger and a Hyuuga flag, "Hinata! Hinata! Hinata!"

"Shikamaru! Shikamaru! Shikamaru!" Asuma bellowed, waving a Shikamaru foam finger and a chess flag.

Kakashi held up a Sasuke foam finger. "Sasuke has two people voting for him. He wins."

Jiraiya held up a Naruto foam finger. "Nope."

Tsunade held up a Sakura foam finger. "All the future Sannins.")

AOU: Ah! Who will beat the mummies! Will the jounins ever agree on who's the best? What is St. Halloween gonna do with the mummies? Stay tuned!