AOU: Ah! It's the mummy! What to do?

Neji: Um...kill it?

AOU: that's obvious! Anyway, what will the...Trapped-in-House team do? Ah!

Sasuke: We're not THAT worried about it

AOU: ...

Temari: We're just a bit

AOU: I noticed the Sand Sibs aren't doing much so I'm gonna make them do as much as possible in this chapter!

Teal Colored Eyes: Oh, dear. I forgot Sakura's dead and I made Tsunade cheer for her! Now Tsunade's a fool! Oh well. I'll change later.

Moonlightpath: I got the foam finger idea after reading 'Those Hands of Hakke' and well, here we go! I think I went a little overboard but oh well, at least you guys enjoyed it.

lunarangel: I asked Kiba whether or not Chouji smelt like steak and he always said 'yes'. Why? He eats ten gallons of meat a day! They load them into giant milk container things and his dad gives it to him! He never shares with anyone during anything and that's why he's so fat! LOL. well, then, I don't have much to say now so enjoy da chapter!

Note: A lot of stuff in this chapter were inspired by things from random fanfics. If you recognize them, don't go, 'hey! you stole an idea!' and sue me. I do not own those ideas and those ideas belong to their respective...makers.

FIC START

Everybody was screaming their lungs out...except Shino. The mummy kept going closer to them. "Well, since you guys are about to meet inevitable doom, I suppose I'll drop off now. Tata!" St. Halloween then popped away like the little coward he is. Everybody stared at the spot where he was before and, except for Shino since he wasn't screaming in the first place, resumed screaming.

("Don't worry, Sasuke-kun! I'll protect you!" Kabuto suddenly jumped up and raced towards the TV screen with a kunai drawn. Remember in the last chapter I said Kabuto was stupid? I rest my case. Not only was the kunai deflected by a Chakra sheild Tsunade put up in a hurry, but Kabuto was thrown backwards and knocked out. He is also likely to remain knocked out until I feel he has suffered enough after hurting Kiba, and betraying everybody that he ever really talked to. Evil Kabuto!)

Suddenly, the mummy stopped and started laughing insanely. "That laugh sounds familiar jyan." remarked Kankurou suddenly. Everybody turned to Naruto and the blonde ninja put his hands up innocently. "Not me!"

"It's me!" Everybody turned and saw...(fanfare please!) MITARASHI ANKO! Remember? The really hyperactive kunoichi who was the examiner for the Second Chuunin Exam thingy.

"Uh...why did you scare us?" Neji muttered, shoving his hands into his pockets and pouting a bit.

"Tsunade-hime-sama bribed me 10 dollars and 130 plates of dango for this." Anko chuckled like Kureno. "Well, then! I'd best be off!" And with a poof, she was gone. Everybody just stared at where she was before.

"Why did that happen?" Ino complained. "Why did Anko just appear and all that stupid randomness happened?"

Shikamaru, being smart, knew the answer. "Because the Author-ess of the story wanted to make it a bit longer so she added it in for fun." He shrugged. "It's simple really.If you do the math correctly and judge her personality traits, then add what her hopes are for this story and the people she admire on it's simple to tell she's simply writing odd quirks of randomness here and there to add to the number of words in each story." He looked at what he just said and what the Author-ess just wasted so much muscle and time on. "See what I mean?"

"How do you know so much?" snapped Ino. "Explain so we can understand!"

"Meh, that's too troublesome." mumbled Shikamaru

("Ino reminds me of Sakura. So, when all this is over, I'll take her as my apprentice. She's the best kunoichi in the Rookie 9 after all, right?" Tsunade chuckled like Kureno, then turned to Shizune, who just happened to be there. "Shizune! Remind me after this week is over."

Shizune rolled her eyes, took out her palm pilot and typed in random things while her little pig, Tonton, just 'bueyed' loudly before being shushed by everybody because they wanted to see what would happen next.)

"Um..do you want to go play...a game?" Gaara suggested, trying to cook up conversation for the first time in his life.

"Okay!" Everybody looked at each other. "Naw, we're hungry." Lee said, acting as the unbiased and kind spokesperson.

"Fine." growled Gaara, making a mental note never to try and be friendly ever again. Shukaku took note of that, wrote it down in his palm pilot, and there you go. Gaara will never forget that ever again, as long as Shukaku doesn't accidentaly break the palm pilot during a tussle against Gama Bunta or Katsuyu or Manda or whoever.

So, in the kitchen, everybody picked random people to cook. The people who cook are: Tenten, Naruto and Ino.

"What should we cook?" Ino asked, flipping through a cookbook she just HAPPENED to have brought with her.

"Ramen!" yelled the ramen-obsessed Naruto, leaping about a foot in the air and punching the air with his hand.

"No way." Tenten shook her head. "What about pasta?"

"There's only rice in here." Ino sighed. "Trust me, I looked."

"Curry!" Naruto suggested. The two girls looked at each other, shrugged and nodded okay.

AOU: Next chapter is only chaos in the kitchen! Yay! It's no cliffy! You guys just use your imagination! By the way, when Hokage's Scrolls gets up, can you guys read it and send me some feedback? Well, try and like it! Don't judge a book by its cover and thats what a lot of people are doing to my other fics (I wanna finish my letter, The Second Date and Hokage's Scrolls)

Neji: Because you just naturally suck, I guess

AOU: In case you guys haven't noticed yet, I'm not the most optimistic person in the world. I'm already known as the kid who's pessimistic and is kinda famous around Chalmers for that.

Sasuke: You're still pretty popular in the humor section

AOU: yeah, it's weird. I'm so pessimistic it's like I'm a Kikyou reincarnate or something, and I can write really good humor fics. Dark fics is just not my forte...Anyway, review please! Ja!