AOU: Since you guys are so nice, I'm gonna make this chapter a bit longer! And I'm gonna update Shinokasushin no Jutsu a bit later on! Yay!

Neji: (waves small flag) yay...

AOU: speaking of which, this chapter will be...NO MONSTER!

Sasuke: yay..

AOU: Yes! Only pure randomness that I have summoned from the depths of my mind! And..it's pretty well-planned, i guess. Not just weird randomness like Gaara running around or Kankurou stripping...ew...bad mental image...

Sasuke: you're sick

AOU: No...thats just mean...anyway!

nejithecagedbird: have i mentioned i like your fics? i never review, gomen, because whenever i read your fics it just happen to be on a bad computer and when i get on the good computer, i forget to review! So, just saying it here, I love your fics. Rock on, Neji!

lunarangel: Kabuto's just mean...knocking out Kiba like that. I didn't know who to put to suggest the game and Gaara was the lucky person that popped into my brain! I keep having these mental shutdowns these days..weird...

Teal Coloured Eyes: Usually, when I get to around chapter 4 or so, I lose the steam and I just end up deleting the story. So, I'm really happy this one went up for so long! Anyway, it might be a chapter 30 or so, in honor of Stranded with Idiots by RedLotusNin and IceHunterNin

Maruku-Kenshin: Sure! I'll read your fics when I have da time. I'll try and make a review too, if I have the time...

Touyas Mate Kita: I know this girl in my school whos a bitch and I just hate her guts. Luckily, that has nothing to do with my fanfic so my rage doesn't stop me from writing these chapters!

FIC START

It was pretty wild in the kitchens as Tenten chopped up the carrots, Ino chopped the beef and Naruto took out the pans and heated the stove thingy. Actually, it wasn't wild at all. Except for the part when Tenten accidently dropped a carrot and cut herself, Ino's hand slipped and she slipped as well, falling face-first into the beef, and Naruto tripping on...a rock and having a pan-shaped bruise on his face.

"Ino, are you done with the beef?" Naruto asked, filling the pot with hot water. Note: I have no idea how the heck you make curry becuase I'm only in elementary. Heck, the only thing I can cook is instant noodles! So, forgive me if I get the order or whatever wrong. I'm just going on how I see my mom and dad make curry, which was about 2 years ago.

"Coming!" Ino hurried over with the beef and plopped it into the water, some spilling onto Naruto's face. "here's the sauce and carrots and this radish crap thing I found in the drawers!" Tenten cried, hurrying over with said supplies, dumping them into the boiling water and splashing more on Naruto's face. This time it was worse because there was sauce on it too. That's just plain sad.

"YOU RUINED THE SHIRT I WORE NONSTOP EXCEPT ONCE FOR A FUNERAL! I NEVER CHANGED THE T-SHIRT UNDERNEATH EVER SINCE I WAS JUST A FURLING!" cried Naruto, trying to make the two feel sorry for him. Which is a big lie, because we've all seen Naruto in that radical white t-shirt. Well, it's not radical. But it's better than some of the clothes I have in my drawers. (Sasuke: COUGHretarded pink t-shirtCOUGH)

"Uh...great. Okay, here, Ino, you stir. I'll chop a bit of celery or whatever in." Tenten said, summoning a kunai while handing Ino a spoon she found. Ino did just that and Tenten chopped celery and onions in, while adding dashes of pepper and salt here and there. Naruto just became idle and pretty much faded into the picture as Tenten and Ino hurried here and there. Temari came in a bit later to help because she was bored with just sitting there listening Gaara talking murdering eye-brow-man (a.k.a. Lee), Kankurou playing House with his mini-Karasu and mini-Kuroari, and just cleaning her fan.

A bit later...

Everybody assembled in the dining room that Sasuke and Kiba fell upon by coincidence. Bored, Hinata and Chouji set the table and Neji just sat there, at the table, waiting impatiently as if he was a host and just called all his guests to dinner 4 hours ago, but no one moving.

"Itadakimasu." Said everybody as they dug in after Tenten and Ino just served up dinner.

("I'm hungry." complained Kakashi, watching them eat. Everybody had just let Kabuto lay there since no one really gave a damn on what happened to that guy. Poor Kabuto. Ah, who cares...

"I want to train my new student." Pouted Tsunade, putting her hands on her hips, then looking at a watch she had brought. "A day's almost over, you guys."

"I'm hungry." Kakashi complained again. "I wanna look underneath the underneath but that's useless if I'm hungry."

"...Whatever." muttered, Asuma, willing Shikamaru to do something Chuunin-y since Shikamaru's a Chuunin and all! yay!)

Everybody commented on the curry. Bad comments, good comments, no comments etc.

"I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD COOK, TENTEN!" Gasped, er, screamed Lee, pointing a finger at his teammate.

"This is..okay." Shrugged Neji, knowing he can never be really free to eat good things since he was a CAGED BIRD!

"I'm hungry, so I'm not sure if it's really good or not." Shrugged Sasuke, swallowing another mouthful.

"I never knew I rocked at cooking!" laughed Naruto insanely, sounding remarkably like Anko.

"I rock," Tenten and Ino laughed at the same time.

"Shikamaru, do you like it?" Temari asked in a very weird way. Er, foxy, I guess that's the word.

Shikamaru scooted his chair further from the wind-user. "Uh...yeah. It's troublesome to grab a spoon so I'll just...do this!" Shikamaru bent down and began swallowing rice and curry and what have you like a doggy.

Temari and Ino just stared at him weird.

"This is good, huh, Akamaru?" Laughed Kiba loudly, spooning a mouthful into his mouth and using the same spoon to transfer it into Akamaru, saying, "Here's the train, and it wants to go down the tunnel..." Akamaru opened his mouth and Kiba popped the spoon in, receiving looks of disgust from his fellow shinobi. "Good boy, Akamaru!" squealed Kiba all hyper-like.

"..." Shino said, not even eating.

"Do you know how to eat?" Kankurou asked.

"..." Shino glared at him. T: You should talk, forfeiter!

"Man, are you like, deaf or something?"

"..." T: Geez, why are you talking to me, you fool!

"Okay, then." Kankurou went back to eating.

"..." T: I wish I poisoned his food somehow...

After a while, it became silent again because nobody had anything to say anymore. Kiba, finishing first, decided to lighten the mood a bit. After saying rather loudly, 'Gotsusosama!', he jumped onto his chair and began singing. This song is my own and you cannot use this for your own purposes! You have been warned.

'I wanna rock because I'm Kiba!

And I have a doggy named Akamaru!

I know this doesn't rhyme cause I'm just Kiba, but hey!

All the girls will swoon and shout as soon as they see Kiba!

I just hate it when they do that cause I'll hafta do CPR!

I'm gonna be a rockstar named Kiba! Woohoo!

ROCK ON!'

This got everybody in the mood and after muttering 'Gotsusosama' loudly, they all jumped on their chairs and started singing.

("AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Jiraiya, pointing at Kurenai. "That student of yours is funny."

Kurenai scowled because so far, she didn't do and say much, nor was she able to make fun of anybody)

'Ma name is Rock Lee! And I'm just a pretty maiden!

I just love me eyebrows thick and I'm just glad me ma didn't call me Raden!

Man, I rock!

So does me sock!

I can rhyme!

DOUBLE TIME!'

But Lee never got to do double time because at that moment, Manda decided to suddenly pop out of nowhere along with Katsuyu and take a stroll through the kitchens. Aw, man!

AOU: stopping the fic right here

Neji: yay

AOU: And working on Shinokasushin no Jutsu!

Sasuke: no...

AOU: YAY! Review!