AOU: oh my god, i just HAVE to answer a few reviews! Actually, I wont...

Neji: busybody

AOU: WHAT? (explosions everywhere)

Sasuke: nice going, Hyuuga

Neji: Shut up, Uchiha

AOU: (calms) As you can see, I have a new penname! Raven because I changed my name and Nightwolf because my friends will be helping me.

Nightwolf: yeah

Raven: So...

Nightwolf: First time! Wooha! I can't believe Raven's lettin me write her chap! Alone! HaHA! BOOYA!

FIC START, MAN!

"Okay, guys! It's a mini-Chuunin exam between Hyuuga Neji and the one, the only, UCHIHA SASUKE!" Tenten got all squealy, then faded when she realized everybody was staring at her funny. "Well, EXCUSE me!" Tenten huffed, crossing her arms and pouting.

"O...kay..." Kiba backed away slowly from the weapons kunoichi, wondering why Ino and Temari weren't all gaga for Sasuke. Yes, Kiba STILL hasn't figured out the two blondes were over him and were gaga over SHIKAMARU now!

"And for added effect, we'll have a battle against me and Ino first!" Temari sneered, opening her fan partway so Ino couldn't see the stars.

"Fine!" Ino performed handseals and got into the Shintenshin no Jutsu style.

AND THE BATTLE COMMENCES, DUDES!

Sasuke was voted spokesperson and he sat boredly on the table. "Okay, Temari VS Ino. Blah Blah Blah. No rules. Temari can kill Ino if she wants to." Ino got pouty.

"AM I NOT ALLOWED TO KILL TEMARI!" she screamed, making everybody dive for cover as Ino Seismic Scream attack ran through the mansion.

"No..Uchiha's just saying that Temari has more chances of winning than you do, Ino." Neji said boredly. Ino glared at everybody.

"Start." Sasuke did that little hand through the air thing Hayate does and the battle commences!

Temari waved her fan and Ino was thrown back through the air. Sasuke walked boredly over and checked her pulse. "She's unconscious," he noted.

"TEMARI WINS!" squealed Nightwolf, throwing her hands in the air. "Yes!"

"Kathleen? Is something going on? Don't ruin my story!" Yelled that idiot Raven, who was downstairs stuffing her face with pockey or whatever.

"NOTHING!" The hyperactive and lovely me returned. Now, where was I...? Oh, yes!

Temari gave a confident laugh as she retracted her fan.

"Ha! Nothing to it!" She walked over to Shikamaru and glomped him.

Do you REALLY think I'm that disgusting? No! Of course not! I'm only 13!

So...in reality...

Temari just gave him a wink that made Shikamaru wallow in self-pity that ressembled Raven's after getting her Hepatitus B shot and picking a bad-tasting lollipop. She told me all about it...i don't mind licorice though. Hmm...whatever.

Sasuke and Neji glared at each other. One could cut the tension in the room with a knife! Gasp. "So, Neji VS Sasuke. BEGIN!"

Shikamaru did the Hayate karate chop thing and the two prodigies sprang at each other.

Neji wasted no time in tricking Sasuke onto his Hakke and decided to impress the stuck-up bastard who's the better Number 1 Rookie. "Hakke" He performed the nice little stance thing that Sasuke pretty much copied in episode 133. Seriously, the person who drew that episode, and episode 30, needs to die or get a life.

Seriously. Well, you don't need to hear the life story of Kathleen Liu (wow, who would've guessed that Raven and I have the same last name and treat each other like sisters...) so let's get on with the fic! I'll just shut up now, in case you want to kill me.

"Hyakunijyuuhachishou!" Neji began that totally mad cool move. I suck at battle scenes. Raven's good at them. But this is my solo chapter so Raven will not help me! GRR!

"ow." Sasuke muttered, trying to stand.

("USE DA CURSE SEAL!" Orochimaru screamed his head off and shook his arms and head all weird-like.

"NEJI!" yelped Gai. "YOU JUST HARMED ONE OF THE YOUTHFUL ROOKIES!" He jumped out of his spandex and revealed..;.

SUPER GAI!

yes! He was wearing a much cleaner green spandex suit plus another green spandex suit as a cape! It's the one, the only, the SUPER GAI!

Super Gai jumped on the chair, did the Boogie, then jumped at the TV. Unfortunately, he got his Chakra timing wrong and ended up having to lie on the floor beside Kabuto, who STILL hasn't woken up.

"That Kabuto person hasn't woken up in the longest time." Asuma commented, pointing to the dumbass.

"Let' s just kill him!" laughed Kurenai. And she did just that. Oh dear. Oh well.)

Just as Sasuke was about to use his Curse Seal lvl 1 because he ran out of Chakra, someone came in!

"AH!" yelled Naruto. "You're...!"

Nightwolf: And I won't tell you who da mystery guest is! mainly because Raven's spazzing at me to let her use the computer and because I'm totally at a blank at who to use.

Raven: JESUS! Just use someone I didn't use.

Nightwolf: That would be...?

Raven: Okay, to the reviewers: TAKE A GUESS!

Nightwolf: Yeah...

Raven: And if we find a character we like to write about, we'll add it! Someone not expected, like Shino's dad or Chouji's long-lost twin or crap like that.

Nightwolf: Wow, you're experienced...by the way, is there any pockey left?

Raven: I know...and...no

Nightwolf: DAMN YOU