A/N: As I have stated around a few chapters back, I WILL NOT ANSWER REVIEWS! But, here'san answer to saki-kun. Because I'm working on this at school, I can't use that colourful a language, but here goes:

saki-kun: YOU LIKE SAKURA! OMFG! Seriously, she's a useless little bum and she can't do anything. THAT'S WHY I KILLED HER OFF! I EXPLAINED it at the END of the chapter! But, apparently, you didn't notice, did you? You blind little BAT! You have no right to judge my story just because I killed off one of your favourite characters. It's no loss. Do you actually THINK I will delete this story just because you're not reading it anymore? TOUGH LUCK! Konoha and Sand Shinobi is STAYING!

Well, now that THAT'S off my back, saki-kun, if you EVER try to review one of my stories again, I'll find where you are and...I'll...well...I dunno...um...geez, this works better if you have physical contact with the guy -.-

FIC START!

"Ah! You're...!" But Naruto never got to finish his sentence because Sasuke leapt forwards and shook his fist ever so angrily.

"ITACHI!"

Yes! Never guessed, would ya? The mystery person is ITACHI! Yes! UCHIHA ITACHI! To you ItaSaku fans, I just think that pairing's weird and Sakura's dead too so ITACHI is gonna be a LONER!

"Hello, little brother." Itachi said. I seriously don't like Itachi by the way. He's cool and all, but I just don't like him that much.SO TOO BAD!

"Oh, so YOU'RE Sasuke's brother!" Neji said, slapping his forehead like those people who forget something and slap their foreheads so hard it's like giving themselves a concussion.

"Uh...duh." Sighed Gaara, rolling his eyes.

"Well, then." Ino shifted nervously, not wanting Sasuke to go all berserky-like, power up an uber-Chidori, charge at Itachi only to have Itachi dodge it and blow this kacheezers-giant hole in the wall. That would not be nice because not only will the maintenance people have to work overtime again, but it would leave a VERY unappealing and un-decorative hole in the wall.

"Little brother, do you have food somewhere? I'm dreadfully hungry," Itachi looked around, rather disoriented.

("Why is Itachi acting like that?" Kakashi asked curiously.

"Well...we couldn't find anyone else to put on the show so...I disoriented him!" Tsunade gave that berserk evil laugh from chapter1. Remember?)

"...Um...I think we have leftover curry..." Kiba said, struggling to remember. Akamaru looked down into his face and barked. Kiba laughed. "Haha, silly me. I forgot! Akamaru ate it all."

Turning to Itachi, Temari shrugged, "Looks like there's no food."

Shikamaru crossed his arms and huffed in that Shikamaru-y way he has. "Feh. How troublesome."

Temari and Ino immediatly looked heart-eyed at Shika while Kankurou and Chouji stared at their female teammate, wondering what the hell's going on. "I always knew blondes were bad." Chouji whispered into Kankurou's ear. (No offence to blondes! I have tons of friends who are blonde! But Ino and Temari only share their blondeness in common so...GOMENASAI!)

"Sigh. Too bad." Itachi took out a Mars Bar and ate it hungrily, ignoring Chouji's drooling. "Hey! Why didn't we get a share?" demanded Tenten, flipping a shuriken out. Suddenly Itachi used Mangekyou Sharingan and knocked out Tenten. I won't kill off Tenten though. Don't worry.

("NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TENTEN!" Gai yelped. He was back to ordinary Gai. Super Gai was resting his Super Gaipowers.

"Um...woohoo?" Kurenai gave a small whistle as she pumped her fist in the air.

"NOOOOOOOOO! TENTEN!" Gai yelled again. He pulled off his spandex and revealed...

SUPER GAI!

In all his eyebrow glory. Poor Gaara...(Nightwolf: Like I said. Poor baby))

Super Gai suddenly appeared from the ground, causing Kiba to scream like a girl.

"STOP SCREAMING LIKE THAT!" yelled Hinata, managing NOT to stutter.

Silence.

"Tooooooooooooooot." Neji blew on a party horn thingy that just happened to be there. Kiba, meanwhile, looked seriously sad and he looked away, all sad. Akamaru patted his back. Well, the best he could without opposable thumbs.

"I challenge you, Uchiha Itachi, to a duel!" Super Gai exclaimed, performing the nice guy pose. "If you win, I will die. If I win, you remove the spell on Tenten AND die!" Itachi just stared at him.

"Uh...okay...?"

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke screamed, pounding his fists on his head. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Everybody stared at him.

"THE ONE TO KILL ITACHI IS ME!"

(Stop)

Raven: I'll stop the chapter there

Nightwolf: who will kill Itachi? Who will prevail?

Raven:...stop doing that

Nightwolf: fine fine...

Raven: REVIEW! It'll be a while between our updates because we've recently gotten obsessed with Teen Titans again and starting to flip through our Detective Conan manga as well as trying to find a good site to get more anime! episode 134 of Naruto is out (thanks, Dattebayo!) so...we'll skedaddle off now to watch it. toodle-loo!