Raven: Wowee, my dad's got an interview at Future Shop. I'm not sure whether I should be celebrating or upset that my dad's working at a place where he might shoplift! Like I would if I worked at Future Shop!

Nightwolf: Great. She's obsessed with Warcraft III again.

Raven: And taking tests on Tickle! Although I never take those weird DATING ones! Cause that's just ludricious considering my crush is at my old school and I only talk to him on MSN! And I'm interested in NO ONE! Right now, anyway

Nightwolf: I'm interested in that cute Korean kid next door.

Raven: Actually, he's Chinese. Lee Rei Zang. His parents must've been anime-obsessed that day. Lol

Nightwolf: ANYWAY. A lot of people liked the Jigglypuff thing. Thank me! Mwahaha! Yes, I watch Pokemon. You got a problem with that?

Raven: I USED to watch Pokemon but then it got ludricious after a while

nejithecagedbird: Isn't Nejio the sweetest? I wish I was at Anime Boston that day! I would've cosplayed as Neji if I was a boy but since I'm a girl I would've cosplayed as HINATA! Well, considering my gender and hair-length, she's the only person I know I can be unless I want to dye my hair gray, get myself red contacts and say I'm Paine from Final Fantasy X-2!

FIC START (I should think of some different stuff to put here!)

This chapter will all be about the group's reaction to Gaara's drawings, room by room! Sorry but the TRUE action will be in the next chapter. You know, if all goes well, this may become not a 30 chapter fic but more of a 50 chapter fic! Good lord!

(Room One. A.K.A.: Future Hokage, Avenger and Bug-Boy's domain)

Naruto woke up from a dream of become the first Ramenkage (thanks to Shodaime Ramenkage's name for the idea! (bows to down Shodaime Ramenkage's name)) and looked in a mirror that just happened to be there. He sat there in stupefied silence as he stared at his face. Besides those pesky whiskers Kyuubi gave him, he now sported the word 'baka' drawn across his forehead, Chouji-swirls on his cheeks and a heart with the word 'Lee'. The most shocking was the heart thing. Obviously.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sasuke leapt out of bed, right beside Naruto and was going to ask what the hell's going on when he saw himself in the mirror. There was the word 'smartass' written on HIS forehead, the word 'Neji' on his nose and the Naruto whiskers on his face. There was also a Sharingan thing in the middle of his eyes Gaara drew for no particular reason.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sasuke yelled as well.

Shino chose to wake up at that very traumatizing moment and stare at them. After a while, he said, 'ha', which freaked the living hell out of Naruto and Sasuke considering Shino never laughed. Or show emotion. Except when that bum Kankurou chose to forfeit! Grr...

Shino looked at himself in the mirror and turned to the two. "I'm the only one without face-paint." This was, of course, because Shukaku warned Gaara of Shino's VERY scary reputation and the disgusting bug-thing so Gaara chose not to draw on Shino and instead drew on the people Shukaku informed him were NOT as scary and buggy as Shino!

Furious, Sasuke and Naruto ran out of the room, Naruto yelling, "I'm going to kill the person who did this!"

Oh, if only he knew...if only he knew...

(Room Two A.K.A. Room of the Love Triangle)

Shikamaru woke up and looked into Temari's hand mirror, which was on the shelf nearby. "How troublesome..." He sighed. Remember in the first episode ever of Naruto? When he painted on the Hokage's faces? Yep! That's the stuff Gaara did on Shika's face. Poor little Shika. Ah well.

Temari woke up next and stared at him, astounded. Like Shikamaru, her face was covered with Naruto-style stuff. Except hers were a bit different. Ino woke up last, awakened by Shikamaru's 'how troublesome'. She glared at Temari but as soon as Temari caught sight of Ino's face, the wind-manipulator burst out laughing. Unfortunately, Ino was quite a humorous person and she ended up exploding with fits of laughter as well. Meh. Shikamaru stayed all calm and stuff while the two blondes laughed until their face fell apart.

Just kidding. That was just a figure of speech!

Ino and Temari's face didn't crack like that YTV thing. Instead, they laughed so hard they turned from red to blue in rapid succession!

After a while, they calmed down and Ino said in a still high and humorous voice. "I'm going to find who did this and kill him! Or her...But it's definitely a him!"

Temari scowled. "That's not a good idea."

"Was it you?" Ino demanded. Shikamaru shook his head sadly.

"Ino, that's just stupid. For one, none of us brought a sharpie: we know that for a fact. Number two, I locked the door and only I know where I placed the key. Number three, I've seen Temari's drawings before and these drawings are bad to the degree it can't be Temari's."

Temari batted her eyelashes. "So, do you think my drawings are good?" Ino rolled her eyes but she's such a hypocrite because if Shikamaru made that comment about her, she would've done the exact same thing! Except, she would've did that little dog seal sign thingy most girls do at this moment.

"Uh...no. I'm just stating-" But poor Shikamaru never finished his sentence because at that moment Temari threw her arms around him. Ino, furious, jumped onto Temari (not in that way, you sick bastards!) and the two started a bitch fight. IF Temari's fan wasn't leaning against the opposite wall, Temari could've killed Ino there and then with a Kamaitachi no Jutsu and if Ino wasn't so gosh darn TIRED, Ino could've easily possessed Temari's body and that was that.

Shikamaru scratched the back of his head anime-style, sweatdropping. After a while, he just laid on his bed and fell asleep, dreaming of clouds with faces on them and laughing and dancing and singing 'How troublesome!' to the tune of Star Wars. Revenge of the Sith is out! Am I gonna see it? Hell, no!

(Room Three A.K.A. The non-changed room)

Neji and Lee and Tenten were already awake by this time and, since Neji was still cool-headed after a dream of slaying random Main House people for petty reasons such as the lawn not being mowed to perfection, he managed to make a Sharpie-remover face-wash and DEMANDED everybody wash their faces with. Nobody really argued since, you know, nobody would WANT their face covered with wild Indian-style designs. Gaara must've been feeling creative at the time!

"Who did this?" Tenten asked, wiping her face with a dry cloth since the facewash had required a ton of water to work and now her face and a bit of her hair was soaked in soapy water. Which is not pleasant to have on your head if you're not in a shower.

"It must've been someone mentally unstable!" Lee gasped dramatically. Neji turned to him.

"You mean, you?"

Tenten nearly burst a gut trying NOT to laugh at the expression Lee pulled at that simple, but insulting, comment.

"Neji!" Lee jumped to his feet and struck that pose he got from Gai. "I demand you to fight me this instant!"

Neji glared at him, looking insulted. "Do you think that I, a great Hyuuga, would fight you, an insane eyebrow-man?"

"Uh...yea?"

Tenten rolled her eyes. "Okay, you two, let's just go and find who did it..."

"Fine!" Lee jumped out of the room, followed slowly by Neji, who seemed determined to prove Hyuugas were better than people in Lee's non-existant family. Tenten sighed and followed.

(Room Four A.K.A. The room I got from process of elimination!)

Hinata and Chouji were the only two not to get their faces drawn on, mainly because Gaara realized he spent too much time on each 'drawing' and didn't have any more time to draw anything on Chouji's and Hinata's face! So, Gaara's kinda sulky.

(Room Five A.K.A. The room I also got from process of elimination!)

All was silence...Kankurou's face was already painted, Kiba's was too and well, Sakura's dead.

Suddenly, everybody just burst in randomly. "KIBA! KANKUROU!" The two looked up.

Temari glared at her brother. "Kankurou, did you draw on our faces? We all know about your obsession..."

Kankurou shook his head and Ino said, "Kiba couldn't have because he's WAY too wimpy!"

Kiba took offence at that and looked away in a huff.

There was a silence as everybody put it together...

"GAARA!"