OH GOSH! I AM REALLY UPDATING! OH GOOD LORD!-hallelujah plays in backround- WHOO!
ok now the bad news. they don't allow song fics anymore so like...i had to take em all out...so like...if it's choppy i'm so sorry! my toher fics are taking a while too! be patiant! more parody type things are comin soon! now here we go!
Disclaimer: i don't own TT,The Incredibles, or the ring...or any other names mentioned here .
Karaoke part three:the plan put in action.
Mimi lined up the titans and stood in front of them, in an outfit similar to Edna Mode's. "Alright!" she yelled in Edna's voice."Look! Are you ready ,dahlings!" she asked. Raven looked at her as if she was insane, BB was cowering, Cyborg was looking at her in shock, Robin was blinking silently, Starfire was whimpering slightly, and J was sitting down and reading a magazine.
"Okay! I didn't hear you!" yelled Mimi at the titans."WE'RE READY! DON'T HURT US!" cried BB. Mimi sweat dropped and walked to BB, who cowered in fear."I'm not gonna jurt you honey, and neither is she," she said, pointing to the now staticy tv. The screen turned into a well and a girl crawled out, causing BB to scream and run around the room. Mimi gave Samara a handshake and smiled.
"Thanks, now I didn't think you weren't gonna kill me!" laughed Mimi as she tried taking her hand away."Uh...Samara? Let me go...Samara! AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Mimi. BB heard her and jumped to the rescue."I'LL SAVE YOU!" he yelled. Samara screamed and fell into the well. Mimi looked at the Titans and blinked."My GOD that was random!"she yelled.
"Well, let's start kay?" She took out a hat and pulled out a name."Raven! You go first!" she said. Raven stood up slowly. She was muttering under her breath but Mimi could make out the words"Shit" and "I really don't wanna do this". "Um, She'll be singing, Haunted by evanescence," said Mimi as she turned on the karaoke machine.
Mimi's mouth dropped.'Oh my gosh! She didn't do this well in practice!' she thought.
She ended, out of breath. The team was silent before erupting with cheers. Raven smiled a small, but sincere, smile and sat down, blushing slightly. Mimi took out another name and paled."M-My turn..."She giggled nervously. She went to the Player and turned on some light sounding music, before it turned Techno.
She repeated the chorus to fade and everyone cheered. Mimi sweatdropped."Oh so silence for Goth Girl but for me it's just clapping?" she said as she sat down and grabbed the hat, pulling out another anme and grinning."BB, you're moment of glory has arrived!" she giggled. BB pumped a fist into the air."Yeah!" he said as he put on his song.
He grinned and then cowered as the upset Mimi and J walked towards him."Ladies please! NOOO!" he yelled as a fight cloud appeared around the three Robin and Raven sweat dropped while Starfire covered her mouth with her hands and Cyborg laughed at BB's pained yells.
"TAKE IT BACK YOU LITTLE WORM! TAKE IT-huh?" yelled Mimi. The smoke died down and Mimi's hands were clasped as if around someone's neck, but was confused. There wasn't anyone there. She then smirked and opened her hand to pull out a green worm."EW!" screamed J. Mimi taunted the little changeling by almost pinching off his head. The small worm made a yelp and turned into a dog. Mimi screamed and cried. J looked at Bb in anger."Nice going," she said.
"What did I do?" asked BB."She is terrified of dogs!" yelled J. BB looked at the other titans, who glared at him."WHAT! I DIDN'T KNOW!" yelled BB in his defense. Mimi sniffled and grabbed the hat, grinning at the next name."Oh Starfire!" she said in sing-song. BB's right eye twitched as he sat down."You guys get mad at me about something she got over in 2 seconds," he muttered. Mimi nodded at Starfire who smiled nervously.
"Ready?" asked Mimi. Starfire nodded."yes, I am ready for the singing of songs..."said Starfire in a nervous tone."Star, listen, you're great just go out there and sing to your hearts content," smiled Mimi. Starfire smiled and went to the microphone. "Star shall be singing Intuition by Jewel," said Mimi as the Titans stared.
The Titans were in shock. Star could sing? Why on earth did everyone sound so awesome? Raven sounded like Amy Lee, Beast Boy sounded like Jesse McCartney, Mimi sounded like Avril Lavinge and Starfire sounded like Kelly Clarkson! WHAT WAS GOING ON!
She took a quick glance at Robin, blushing sightly. Luckily no one noticed but they got it. Or at least, Robin did. How could one tell? His cheeks were red...he was...BLUSHING OO ! WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD! Oh sorry ahem...
By now Robin was crimson and the two boys were stifling their laughter, while J was in shock and Raven had her hood over her face, watching. And now the music had changed slightly and Starfire was singing in a different tone
'Wow...nice note!' thought J as Starfire finished her song.There was a chorus of cheers for Starfire and she blushed." Thank You," she said as she sat next to Robin, who was now nervous about her sitting next to him. Mimi picked up the hat and pulled out a name, grinning evilly."Hey Robin, your turn," she snickered. Robin gulped as he slowly walked to the karaoke machine. Mimi mock gasped."IS THE BOY WONDER AFRAID TO DO SOMETHING! MY GOODNESS IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!" she laughed. Robin narrowed his eyes, grabbing the mic and muttering about a stupid little fan. The music started as a guitar intro.
Mimi grinned as she looked at Starfire, who was looking down bashfully. "Psst! I think he's sayin something," she whispered to Starfire, who then turned the color of her hair. Mimi giggled and looked back at Robin.
Robin hkad finished and sat down next to Starfire and Mimi. Mimi ruffled his hair, though it stayed the same."Nice job! And you said you couldn't sing," she winked. Robin smiled at her as she got another name."Hey J! Ya ready?" she told J."I was born ready," said J as she stood up.J smiled as she finished. Mimi was dancing around the room thoughtlessly and BB had to stop her."Oh! Right! Nice job!" smiled Mimi. "Well Cy! You're turn!" said Mimi to her friend. Cy grinned."AW yeah!" she said.
"How was that?" asked Cyborg. The Titans stared in silence. Until that is, Mimi giggled and laughed and snorted and fell on the floor and moaned in pain and held her sides and laughed again."hee hee -snort- THAT WAS SO FUNNY!" she shouted. Cyborg smiled."Thanks! I meant for it to e funny," he said. Mimi stood and got some drinks(soda) and handed them to the Titans. "Ok, now we'll take a break kay?" asked Mimi. The titans nodded as Mimi and J gave each other sly looks...
-sighs- oh gosh, it's so choppy! well, i hope you enjoyed it, stupidly i didn't save the next chapter so uhh...i'll rewrite it .
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Love, Mimi