Notes: Warning, we don't like Legolas. So, if you like him, please don't
read. We all love Frodo and the other hobbits.
As soon as he was freed, Frodo jumped up and ran behind Aragorn, hiding from the crazy girls that had appeared out of nowhere. The three girls looked hurt by this action. Mandy immediately fell to her knees and started crying quietly. Legolas appeared out of the bushes, with the rest of the fellowship following behind him.
"See what you did stupid Legolas," Hypes shouted, pointing accusingly at the elf, who looked extremely confused.
"What did I have to do with any of this," Legolas asked.
"You know what you did," Hypes told him.
"I apologize for my friend Legolas," Alley came in, "I know you haven't done anything...yet."
"What tempts these girls to talk like that about you Legolas," Aragorn questioned.
"I don't know. They're supposed to love me," Legolas complained.
"Oh shut up elf," Hypes exclaimed.
"These girls are evil," Legolas whispered over to the others.
"Wait, before we get rid of them, let's hear them out," Merry and Pippin shouted out, looking interested in the new girls.
"Who are you," Frodo asked, peeking out from behind Aragorn. He quickly ducked behind him again as they looked in his direction.
"Awww, he's so cute," the three girls said together, causing Frodo to jump back in terror.
"How do you know our names," Frodo asked in barely a whisper. The girls just smiled mysteriously, succeeding in frightening the hobbit even more. His grip on Aragorn's cloak tightened.
"I'm Mandy," she yelled, trying to smother him once more. Alley and Hypes grabbed her before she could get very far however.
"I'm Hypes and I want a cookie," she said, "Do you happen to have one with you?"
"I'm Alley," the third girl said, waving a fist in Legolas' direction when he wasn't looking.
"I'm Aragorn, but I think you already know that," he bowed towards the three girl hobbits.
"Oh we know who you are," Alley remarked, "We know who all of you are." Frodo let out a muffled whimper from behind Aragorn. The three girls sighed and tilted their heads to look at Frodo.
"They're out to kill the ringbearer," Legolas said.
"I thought elves were supposed to be perfect," Hypes commented.
"We are," Legolas boasted.
"Then how come you're so stupid," Alley asked him. Legolas looked at her in complete shock. What hobbit in their right mind would dare call an elf stupid, especially when it was him?
"Frodo, can I have your phone number," Mandy asked, "Or maybe your e-mail? Or screenname?"
"What is this magic that you torture our minds with," Boromir questioned.
"What are you talking about? Magic? You're crazier than I am," Hypes said.
"Don't tempt me hobbit," Legolas said, placing an arrow into his bow.
"You better not raise an arrow to my friend," Mandy said threatening, taking a daring step towards him, "Me and Alley are blackbelts in cheese fon-du."
"Mandy, that's Kung-Fu," Alley corrected her.
"I know that," Mandy whispered to her, "I was just.... testing you."
"Sure you were," Alley said, rolling her eyes.
Legolas' reply to this was to pull back on the arrow. Suddenly Mandy and Alley ran towards Legolas and started kicking him, while Hypes cheered them on.
"Pull his girlish hair out," Hypes yelled out. Before Mandy and Alley could take her advice, Aragorn and Boromir came up behind the girls and lifted them into the air. Frodo quickly hid behind Sam as they came closer.
While Aragorn was holding Alley, he noticed a silver chain around her neck, a familiar golden ring hanging from it. He grasped her tighter, "Where did you get that ring from?"
"Hello, they're everywhere at the mall," Mandy told him.
"Mall? What is that place," Aragorn asked.
"Aragorn, don't be so dumb-witted," Alley shouted as she elbowed him.
"Don't be so hasty, young hobbit," Aragorn told her, "You come from a different land than we do."
"Hey, I'm not that young," Alley stated, "I'm 17...and I'm not a hobbit!"
"17, you are nothing but an infant in the hobbit world," Legolas said. Alley turned to glare at him.
"But I'm not a hobbit," Alley tried to explain.
"You certainly do look like a hobbit," Legolas pointed out.
"Just because I'm short with hairy feet, it does not mean that I'm a hobbit," Alley told him, struggling violently to get out of Aragorn's grip.
Suddenly Hypes ran over to Boromir and started kicking his legs, "Let go of my friends." Boromir distractedly let go of Mandy to face Hypes. Immediately, Mandy ran over to help Alley. She jumped up to hit him , but kept on missing.
"If we were normal height, you'd be on the ground crying by now," Mandy shouted up at him. Alley thrusted her arms back suddenly, throwing Aragorn off guard and causing him to drop her to the ground.
Alley then ran over to Legolas and started to punch and kick him. She eventually jumped on him and he fell to the ground. Alley punched him in the eye and he immediately tried to shield his face. But it was too late, his eye was already swollen shut. She didn't stop until Pippin suddenly tackled Alley, knocking her off Legolas, who was grieving the injury of his beautiful face.
"Get off me," Alley yelled at Pippin.
"Please don't hurt me," Pippin begged of her.
"Why would I hurt you," Alley asked him, "It's Legolas I dislike, not you."
"Well I don't dislike you either," he told her.
"Of course you don't, you don't know me," Alley explained.
"Well maybe tomorrow we could have second breakfast together," he said.
"That would be...great," Alley said, now forgetting all about Legolas. Suddenly they realized that everyone else was already far ahead and ran to catch up with them. Legolas was still lying on the ground, clutching his face. Alley 'accidentally' stepped on him as she walked passed.
As soon as he was freed, Frodo jumped up and ran behind Aragorn, hiding from the crazy girls that had appeared out of nowhere. The three girls looked hurt by this action. Mandy immediately fell to her knees and started crying quietly. Legolas appeared out of the bushes, with the rest of the fellowship following behind him.
"See what you did stupid Legolas," Hypes shouted, pointing accusingly at the elf, who looked extremely confused.
"What did I have to do with any of this," Legolas asked.
"You know what you did," Hypes told him.
"I apologize for my friend Legolas," Alley came in, "I know you haven't done anything...yet."
"What tempts these girls to talk like that about you Legolas," Aragorn questioned.
"I don't know. They're supposed to love me," Legolas complained.
"Oh shut up elf," Hypes exclaimed.
"These girls are evil," Legolas whispered over to the others.
"Wait, before we get rid of them, let's hear them out," Merry and Pippin shouted out, looking interested in the new girls.
"Who are you," Frodo asked, peeking out from behind Aragorn. He quickly ducked behind him again as they looked in his direction.
"Awww, he's so cute," the three girls said together, causing Frodo to jump back in terror.
"How do you know our names," Frodo asked in barely a whisper. The girls just smiled mysteriously, succeeding in frightening the hobbit even more. His grip on Aragorn's cloak tightened.
"I'm Mandy," she yelled, trying to smother him once more. Alley and Hypes grabbed her before she could get very far however.
"I'm Hypes and I want a cookie," she said, "Do you happen to have one with you?"
"I'm Alley," the third girl said, waving a fist in Legolas' direction when he wasn't looking.
"I'm Aragorn, but I think you already know that," he bowed towards the three girl hobbits.
"Oh we know who you are," Alley remarked, "We know who all of you are." Frodo let out a muffled whimper from behind Aragorn. The three girls sighed and tilted their heads to look at Frodo.
"They're out to kill the ringbearer," Legolas said.
"I thought elves were supposed to be perfect," Hypes commented.
"We are," Legolas boasted.
"Then how come you're so stupid," Alley asked him. Legolas looked at her in complete shock. What hobbit in their right mind would dare call an elf stupid, especially when it was him?
"Frodo, can I have your phone number," Mandy asked, "Or maybe your e-mail? Or screenname?"
"What is this magic that you torture our minds with," Boromir questioned.
"What are you talking about? Magic? You're crazier than I am," Hypes said.
"Don't tempt me hobbit," Legolas said, placing an arrow into his bow.
"You better not raise an arrow to my friend," Mandy said threatening, taking a daring step towards him, "Me and Alley are blackbelts in cheese fon-du."
"Mandy, that's Kung-Fu," Alley corrected her.
"I know that," Mandy whispered to her, "I was just.... testing you."
"Sure you were," Alley said, rolling her eyes.
Legolas' reply to this was to pull back on the arrow. Suddenly Mandy and Alley ran towards Legolas and started kicking him, while Hypes cheered them on.
"Pull his girlish hair out," Hypes yelled out. Before Mandy and Alley could take her advice, Aragorn and Boromir came up behind the girls and lifted them into the air. Frodo quickly hid behind Sam as they came closer.
While Aragorn was holding Alley, he noticed a silver chain around her neck, a familiar golden ring hanging from it. He grasped her tighter, "Where did you get that ring from?"
"Hello, they're everywhere at the mall," Mandy told him.
"Mall? What is that place," Aragorn asked.
"Aragorn, don't be so dumb-witted," Alley shouted as she elbowed him.
"Don't be so hasty, young hobbit," Aragorn told her, "You come from a different land than we do."
"Hey, I'm not that young," Alley stated, "I'm 17...and I'm not a hobbit!"
"17, you are nothing but an infant in the hobbit world," Legolas said. Alley turned to glare at him.
"But I'm not a hobbit," Alley tried to explain.
"You certainly do look like a hobbit," Legolas pointed out.
"Just because I'm short with hairy feet, it does not mean that I'm a hobbit," Alley told him, struggling violently to get out of Aragorn's grip.
Suddenly Hypes ran over to Boromir and started kicking his legs, "Let go of my friends." Boromir distractedly let go of Mandy to face Hypes. Immediately, Mandy ran over to help Alley. She jumped up to hit him , but kept on missing.
"If we were normal height, you'd be on the ground crying by now," Mandy shouted up at him. Alley thrusted her arms back suddenly, throwing Aragorn off guard and causing him to drop her to the ground.
Alley then ran over to Legolas and started to punch and kick him. She eventually jumped on him and he fell to the ground. Alley punched him in the eye and he immediately tried to shield his face. But it was too late, his eye was already swollen shut. She didn't stop until Pippin suddenly tackled Alley, knocking her off Legolas, who was grieving the injury of his beautiful face.
"Get off me," Alley yelled at Pippin.
"Please don't hurt me," Pippin begged of her.
"Why would I hurt you," Alley asked him, "It's Legolas I dislike, not you."
"Well I don't dislike you either," he told her.
"Of course you don't, you don't know me," Alley explained.
"Well maybe tomorrow we could have second breakfast together," he said.
"That would be...great," Alley said, now forgetting all about Legolas. Suddenly they realized that everyone else was already far ahead and ran to catch up with them. Legolas was still lying on the ground, clutching his face. Alley 'accidentally' stepped on him as she walked passed.