Notes: I know last chapter I said not to read this if you are a Legolas
fan, but I should have worded that differently. I should have said to not
read it unless you have a sense of humor and don't mind us making fun of
him. We don't hate Legolas, we just like Frodo better. Mandy says that she
loves Frodo, which I'm sure you already knew, and that Charles, her guy
best friend (and ex-boyfriend) is not more important than Frodo, even
though he keeps popping up in her head. My friend needs help! Just kidding!
Frodo!!!!!!!
"How can you eat so much," Hypes asked Pippin the next morning.
"Habit," Pippin answered, before returning to his meal. Alley glared in her direction, but it obviously didn't get the point across. Hypes continued to smile at the two.
"Uh Hypes," Alley asked.
"Oh, hi Alley, do you mind? I'm kinda talking here," Hypes told her.
"Hypes, can I talk to you in private," Alley questioned.
"Can't this wait," Hypes asked, "I'm eating. What is it again? Seventh breakfast?"
"Hypes, this really can't wait," Alley replied.
"All right, All right, what you want to tell me that's so important," Hypes said, "And could you hurry? I mean, I don't want to burst your bubble or anything, but I'm hungry."
"Actually I was just going to suggest that..." Alley said, "You know, Merry's eating alone. Why don't you go keep him company?"
"I think it's more comfortable here though," Hypes complained in a whiny voice.
"Actually, I would prefer if you went and ate with Merry," Alley remarked, forcefully pushing her friend in his direction.
"But..." Hypes paused, "Oh, okay. I'll go sit with boring Merry."
"Thanks Hypes, have fun," Alley commented.
On the other side of the clearing, Mandy was searching through the bushes for Frodo. He had mysteriously vanished when the girls had waken up.
"Frodo! Frodo," Mandy called, "Where could my future husband be?" She suddenly heard some rustling in the bushes and went over to investigate, thinking that it was her her beloved (future) husband. Suddenly, as she grew closer to the bush, a giant, ugly, scar-faced, muddy-clawed orc popped out.
She attempted to use her cheese fon-du on the orc, but was of course unsuccessful because the ancient art of cheese fon-du is nonexistent...or else it would have worked.
Before she could blink, she felt herself being lifted into the air by the orc and was being carried away. What seemed that it came out of thin air, Frodo jumped up and cut the orc's head off with his beautiful but yet very light sword. Frodo then helped her out from under the fallen orc.
"Wow, thank you," Mandy told him.
"No problem, just don't smother me this time," he replied fearfully.
"Is there any way that I can repay you," Mandy asked him, "For my gratitude?"
"Just promise me that you won't try to kill me again," he answered, taking a small step away from her.
"Why would I try to kill you," Mandy asked, "I'm in love with you. We'll be married someday and have two kids named Lrynmac and Syhto. And we'll have a little house in the Shire with a picket fence and we can have a little garden and a we can make it an underground mansion. And we could go on more adventures with our kids after we have them. We could write long books about all of our adventures..." Frodo let out a small whimper.
"Actually, that's far enough right there," he told her.
"Oh, but I'm not done yet," Mandy replied.
"No really, I think we should be getting back anyway," Frodo said, whimpering once again.
"Oh fine, we can finish discussing our plans for the future later," Mandy said reluctantly.
After they returned to the camp, Mandy squealed, "Alley! Hypes! Come here quick!" The two girls reluctantly walked over, "Me and Frodo just had the greatest conversation ever! He asked me to marry him!" She paused, "Well, I mean, soon enough he will."
"What do you mean? What did he say," Alley asked.
"Well first of all, he saved my life," Mandy exclaimed, "Secondly, I love him."
"Duh Mandy, we're all in love with Frodo," Hypes told her, "Except for Alley, she loves Pippin now. Traitor! Stupid hobbitses...wait, I am a hobbit. I hate myself?"
"Before I was so rudely interrupted," Mandy continued, "I was saying that after he saved my life, he asked me not to choke him anymore. Isn't that romantic?"
"Yeah Mandy, sure it is," Alley said sarcastically, "And plus, Hypes shouldn't be saying that I love Pippin when she loves Merry."
"I do not love Merry," Hype shouted, "You made me eat with him!"
"Guys help me out, I really want to get with Frodo," Mandy begged.
"All right Mandy, here's the plan," Alley said.
"How can you eat so much," Hypes asked Pippin the next morning.
"Habit," Pippin answered, before returning to his meal. Alley glared in her direction, but it obviously didn't get the point across. Hypes continued to smile at the two.
"Uh Hypes," Alley asked.
"Oh, hi Alley, do you mind? I'm kinda talking here," Hypes told her.
"Hypes, can I talk to you in private," Alley questioned.
"Can't this wait," Hypes asked, "I'm eating. What is it again? Seventh breakfast?"
"Hypes, this really can't wait," Alley replied.
"All right, All right, what you want to tell me that's so important," Hypes said, "And could you hurry? I mean, I don't want to burst your bubble or anything, but I'm hungry."
"Actually I was just going to suggest that..." Alley said, "You know, Merry's eating alone. Why don't you go keep him company?"
"I think it's more comfortable here though," Hypes complained in a whiny voice.
"Actually, I would prefer if you went and ate with Merry," Alley remarked, forcefully pushing her friend in his direction.
"But..." Hypes paused, "Oh, okay. I'll go sit with boring Merry."
"Thanks Hypes, have fun," Alley commented.
On the other side of the clearing, Mandy was searching through the bushes for Frodo. He had mysteriously vanished when the girls had waken up.
"Frodo! Frodo," Mandy called, "Where could my future husband be?" She suddenly heard some rustling in the bushes and went over to investigate, thinking that it was her her beloved (future) husband. Suddenly, as she grew closer to the bush, a giant, ugly, scar-faced, muddy-clawed orc popped out.
She attempted to use her cheese fon-du on the orc, but was of course unsuccessful because the ancient art of cheese fon-du is nonexistent...or else it would have worked.
Before she could blink, she felt herself being lifted into the air by the orc and was being carried away. What seemed that it came out of thin air, Frodo jumped up and cut the orc's head off with his beautiful but yet very light sword. Frodo then helped her out from under the fallen orc.
"Wow, thank you," Mandy told him.
"No problem, just don't smother me this time," he replied fearfully.
"Is there any way that I can repay you," Mandy asked him, "For my gratitude?"
"Just promise me that you won't try to kill me again," he answered, taking a small step away from her.
"Why would I try to kill you," Mandy asked, "I'm in love with you. We'll be married someday and have two kids named Lrynmac and Syhto. And we'll have a little house in the Shire with a picket fence and we can have a little garden and a we can make it an underground mansion. And we could go on more adventures with our kids after we have them. We could write long books about all of our adventures..." Frodo let out a small whimper.
"Actually, that's far enough right there," he told her.
"Oh, but I'm not done yet," Mandy replied.
"No really, I think we should be getting back anyway," Frodo said, whimpering once again.
"Oh fine, we can finish discussing our plans for the future later," Mandy said reluctantly.
After they returned to the camp, Mandy squealed, "Alley! Hypes! Come here quick!" The two girls reluctantly walked over, "Me and Frodo just had the greatest conversation ever! He asked me to marry him!" She paused, "Well, I mean, soon enough he will."
"What do you mean? What did he say," Alley asked.
"Well first of all, he saved my life," Mandy exclaimed, "Secondly, I love him."
"Duh Mandy, we're all in love with Frodo," Hypes told her, "Except for Alley, she loves Pippin now. Traitor! Stupid hobbitses...wait, I am a hobbit. I hate myself?"
"Before I was so rudely interrupted," Mandy continued, "I was saying that after he saved my life, he asked me not to choke him anymore. Isn't that romantic?"
"Yeah Mandy, sure it is," Alley said sarcastically, "And plus, Hypes shouldn't be saying that I love Pippin when she loves Merry."
"I do not love Merry," Hype shouted, "You made me eat with him!"
"Guys help me out, I really want to get with Frodo," Mandy begged.
"All right Mandy, here's the plan," Alley said.