To my two reviwers: Gangsta-elmo69 as you can see, I updated and to Kortknee, that chappie was just a teaser to see who would review. The chappies might just stay short, and then gradually get longer. I don't know. I just had a dream about this and said to myself "hey! I might write this"

On with the story

Chapter 2: Valentinus and Veritaserum

Two weeks later, Pansy was still furious about Draco cheating on her, but Draco seemed very happy and content. He even stopped making fun of Harry and crew... at least for a few minutes. There was a confrontation outside the Great Hall

"Hey Pothead, Weasel, Mudb-" but that was all he got out. He carefully looked Hermione up and down. Her hair had tamed itself and waved down her back. Her teeth evened out (thanks to braces) (AN: I know, her teeth straightened in the 4th book, but this is my story)and she had a coke bottle figure.

"I wonder if I can get her into bed then leave her," Draco thought to himself. "No, bad thoughts, can'tthink about her like that. She is dirty blood." "Who cares! She is the greatest witch of our age and you know it" "Dumb ass concience. Why does it always have to butt in?" "Becuase it's my job. Now shut up. You are giving me a headache"

"Oh my gosh! The amazing ferret is acctually thinking! Ron, take a picture, you won't ever see him thinking again," Hermione said, giving Draco's famous smirk a run for it's money.

"Granger, Pothead, Weasel, you don't want to be late for Potions. Snape doesn't like you three as much as he likes me," Draco calmly drawled.

"We've only got three minutes to get to the dungeons. HURRY," Hermione urged as she dragged Harry and Ron along.

In Potions, Professor Snape told the class about their two new assingments.

"All right class. We have two new potions to make this term. One is the brand new Valentinus potion. It causes the drinker to fall in love with the first person he or she sees, but it will only work if the potion is made right. This means that Mr. Longbottom should not use this potion to get a girlfriend, seeing as his potion making skills are atricious." Snape said while glaring at Neville. After six years of insults, Neville was used to them, so he nonchalantly waved them away.

"The nextpotion is the Veritaserum potion, which causes the drinker to tell the truth whenever interrogated. We will test this potion in front of the whole class. Now, here are your partners," Snape drawled.

"But Professor, we don't get to choose our own partners?" Pansy asked in her high pitched voice.

"No Ms. Parkinson. I don't want you drooling over Draco while he makes the potion. Like I was saying: First, our two Heads, Malfoy and Granger. Potter and Zabini, Weasley and Goyle, Longbottom and Crabbe, Finnagan and Parkinson ..."

Hermione didn't bother listening at the other names. She was furious that she had to work with ferret boy.

Pansy, on the other hand, was extremely happy. Phase one of her plan was in affect.

"I love Valentinus and Veritaserum," she thought to herself.

(AN: I was going to end it here, but i don't want Gangsta-elmo to commit suicide)

Later that night in the common room, Hermione and Draco were doing their homework. Draco was trying to concentrate, but he couldn't keep his eyes off of her legs. She was wearing short shorts, so it was hard not to.

"Well, I'm going to bed. Night Ferret." Hermione said as she got up and streched. Her tank top streched over her stomach and exposed her belly button ring.

"Oh. I didn't know Granger wore one of those," Draco drawled right beforesmiling.

"You should do that more often," Hermione said

"What?" Draco asked

"Smile"