The three girls were working everything out. Frodo eyed them warily as he passed. All three gazed his way as he continued on. A collective sigh came from their spots, before Mandy reminded them what they were doing.
"I have to marry him," she commented, "I mean, look at him. He's cute, nice, and a bit paranoid. But I can fix that."
"Mandy, we want to get you and Frodo together," Alley told her, "Not scar him for life."
"I would never do that," Mandy exclaimed, astonished that her friend would say that, "I love Frodo and soon enough, he'll love me too."
"More like run away screaming," Alley said in a whisper to Hypes.
"There's a great evil here," Hypes spoke up suddenly, "I can feel it."
Bushes a few feet away parted and a familiar blonde elf walked out. Looks of love from the girls quickly turned into glares.
"I thought I got rid of him," Alley remarked.
"May I ask why you left me out there," Legolas asked her. His outfit was covered in grass stains and dirt. Leaves were lodged into his hair, more resembling a nest than hair at the moment.
"That was you," Alley feigned surprise, "I thought you were an orc."
"I knew there had to be a good reason," Legolas replied, "Why else would you attack someone so perfect? How do I look?"
"Orc," Hypes yelled out suddenly. The three girls tackled Legolas to the ground, punching and kicking him.
After a few moments, Aragorn and Gimli ran over and pulled them off the elf. It took Sam, Pippin and Merry to hold Alley back. Frodo would have helped, but he was too afraid of the girls to touch them.
After all the commotion had died down, Gimli suddenly let out a freakishly girly scream when Hypes pulled on his beard, resulting in him dropping her to the ground.
"I told you they were evil," Legolas commented.
"I think you're the one that's evil," Hypes shouted at him, "You're the one that stole all the fans from Frodo!"
"I have fans," Legolas asked, "Well, of course I do. I am Legolas after all."
"But you're ugly," Mandy yelled out.
As Frodo heard the girls tormenting Legolas about stealing his fans, he gave but the slightest grins.
"Awww, he grinned," the girls chanted together, forgetting all about the ugly, blonde elf. Suddenly Frodo went full out sobbing at the mere thought of girls just like them following him around...and then tackling him when they get the chance.
"No, Frodo's crying," Mandy shouted, pointing in his direction, "Quick girls, get in your comfort mode!" Suddenly all three girls ran towards Frodo, as he was whimpering on the ground.
"It's okay Frodo. I wanna cookie too," Hypes told him.
"Yeah don't worry Frodo. We'll beat Legolas up some more for you," Alley commented.
"Yeah and we'll make sure we beat him up real good," Mandy said, agreeing with Alley.
"I miss all those chocolate chips," Hypes whined.
"And I'll give him a busted lip for you," Alley said.
"And...and...uh...I'll pay for half the wedding," Mandy chants. At that Frodo went into full out screaming and jumped out of the girls' arms and ran to the protection of his friends.
The rest of the fellowship stood stunned at what they were watching and only begged that nothing like that ever happened to them...except for Legolas, who was begging that it would happen to him.
Hypes suddenly turned to Legolas, "What did you do to Frodo to bring the waterworks?"
Legolas tilted his head like a lost puppy and said, "Waterworks? What's that?"
"But then again, you wouldn't know, would you," Hypes stated smugly.
"It's crying doofus," Alley pointed out, "You know, what you were doing earlier when I beat the living snot out of you?!"
Aragorn suddenly stepped in, as if to reason with them, "Why do you girls torment Legolas so?"
"Why do you think King Aragorn," Hypes said as the three girls kneeled on one knee.
"What do you mean king," Aragorn stated confusingly, "I am no king."
"Aw, but one day you shall be," Mandy offered mystically. The three girls stood up and started waving their arms as if placing a spell.
"What are you trying to do to him," Legolas shouted.
"Shut up you or I'll place an ugly curse on thee," Alley warned him.
"No, not my face," Legolas girlishly screamed as he curled up into a little ball on the ground.
"When did Legolas the elf abandon reason for madness," Gandalf said.
"They're trying to torture my face though," Legolas sobbed.
Sam whispers to Legolas, "Don't let them know you're afraid sir, I think they're feeding off your fear." The girls stopped their chant and turned to Sam and Legolas.
"Sam, what are you telling Legolas," Mandy stated in a calm and suspenseful voice.
Sam's eyes grew huge in fear as he stated, "Nothing ma'am. I would never say anything to Legolas knowing you hate him so much."
Merry and Pippin ran up to stand in front of Sam, "If you're to torture them, then you have to torture us also."
"Merry, Pippin. You know, that could be arranged," Alley told them.
"Yeah, we'll take your cookies away also," Hypes said.
"Either that, or you could have your faces tortured along with Legolas," Mandy warned them.
"That's exactly why we're not standing in the way of your torturement of them," Merry and Pippin chanted together.
Meanwhile, Gandalf stepped in, "You shall reek no habit on my young friends."
"Gandalf, please. Can't you see that we're from the future and we know magic far beyond your kind," the girls stated in unison.
"The powers of the great cheese fondu. The great gods of all the great cookies," Hypes said, "Aid and join me, tearing out Legolas' fair blonde hair and giving him strange scars over his face."
Suddenly Legolas jumped up and started running around in circles, clenching his face and screaming, "Not my face!"
"Legolas, please stay calm," Boromir told him, "Did you not notice the young hobbit saying 'cookies' in her spell?"
"They also said 'cheese fondu'," Frodo said between great sobs.
Alley suddenly hit Hypes, "Thanks a lot, now they know we're not magical."
Aragorn suddenly walked out of nowhere and placed a hand on Alley's shoulder, turned to Legolas and said, "Legolas, take your hands off your face."
"No, you can't see the hideous being I've turned into," Legolas shouted. Aragorn started laughing, along with Boromir, Gandalf, Gimli, the hobbits except Frodo, and Hypes, for some strange reason.
Legolas, in his great tears, started screaming, "No, don't laugh at me. I was once beautiful!"
Aragorn said, "Legolas, we're not laughing at you. We're laughing at the fact that the girls could trick you so easily."
"What do you mean," Legolas overdramaticly sobbed.
"He means they know no magic," Gimli told him.
Legolas suddenly stopped running around in circles, "You mean I'm still beautiful?"
The girls screamed together, "No, someone as ugly as you is never beautiful." They started marching around the campsite, yelling, "Long live Frodo!" Frodo's sob increased about ten times as he tried to hide behind Aragorn. Unfortunately, before Frodo could get halfway there, the girls started screaming, grabbed Frodo and ran off with him.
At this, Sam started running after them, screaming continuously, "Where are you taking Mr. Frodo?"
"We're taking him to have his mind cleared," Alley yelled.
"Yeah and so we can go find some cookies," Hypes cried.
"If you follow us, we'll torture him, worse than you could have ever imagined," Alley and Mandy yelled together. As the three girls ran off into the woods, Merry and Pippin ran over to each other.
"Can you believe that I used to like Hypes," Merry exclaimed.
"Well, I can believe that, but I can't believe I used to like Alley," Pippin told him.
"Well, I don't know, Hypes is really interesting in her own way," Merry stated, "She shares the same passion for food as I do."
"Aye, and Alley seems to be the brains of the whole group," Pippin said.
"Well, I hope they come back before supper," Merry said.
"Or at least dinner," Pippin stated as they watched the girls run off into the distance, and Sam still running and screaming after them.