AN: To my one and only flamer, (this is what he/she/it/chicken/llama said ok that totaly made no sense wat so ever and was stupid y would hermione start chokeing pansy then start crieing because pansy spilled her potion then y would hermione suddenly pop w/ this info about her family ? It makes no sense!) well, this is my story. i don't see your penname in the author window. stories always need twists and turns, and that was one of them. besides, i only have 6 freakin chapters. not a lot of time for story developement. i won't do the cliched "hermione-is-head-girl-and-draco-is-head-boy-and-they-fall-in-love-and-hermione-ends-up pregannt-and-the-second-war-takes-place-and-voldie-loses" besides, no one else seemed to have a problem with it. and if they did, they were POLITE and kept it to themselves. i can't say the same for you. i mean, hello, golden rule, ever heard of it? newayz, thanks to my other reviwers. on with the story.

Chapter 6: The Cartoon and Snowball Effect

Quick Recap:

Before anyone knew what happened, there was a loud explosion. Everyone in the Great Hall turned to see Hermione unconscious in Draco's arms and Pansy with a triumphant smirk plastered on her face.

"Hello. Who are you? You are really cute. Where am I? Who am I? Who is she? She looks like a pig. Can we eat her? I'm hungry. You are really cute. Let's go upstairs," Hermione said as she came to.

Draco could only say one thing: "Professors, Hermione has amnesia!"

"Mr. Malfoy, can you explain what happened to Miss Granger?" Professor McGonogall asked.

"Well, you see, what happened was," Malfoy started, but was quickly interrupted

"See, Hermione attacked me, Professor. She said a lot of shit -I mean stuff about her now being a Henderson and then I used my wandless magic to get her off of me, but I think I used a little too much force, because she now has amnesia," Pansy said with that shrill thing she calls a voice.

"But she really is a Henderson, I just didn't think that she was ready to tell people yet," Professor McGonagall said.

"Is this true, Mr. Malfoy?" McGonagall asked.

Unfortunalely, Draco's potion already took effect.

"Of course not! Why would my sweetie do a thing like that? She is the most loving person I have ever known. I love her!" Draco said

"Whatever, let's just get her up to the Hospital Wing," the aged professor said while looking at the kids with a confused look on her wrinkled face.

IN THE HOSPITAL WING

"I'm sorry to say this, but her condition is irreversible with magic unless she lets the. . . Never mind, it's too drastic to go through," Madame Pomfery said while trying to supress her laughter.

"What is it? Anything to save my Hermione!" Draco shouted.

"Ok, ok. Don't get your boxers in a bunch," Madame Pamfery said. "It's called the cartoon effect, but it can only work if the person has ever seen cartons. Do you know if she has ever seen cartoons, such as Bugs Bunny?" the Mediwitch asked.

"Well, considering the fact that she was raised as a muggle, I would say so," Draco inferred.

"Hmm, this may cause her some pain ..." Madame Pamfery said

"PAIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN PAIN? HERMIONE CAN NOT GO THROUGH ANY PAIN! IF SHE EXPERIENCES PAIN, I EXPERIENCE PAIN! NO, THIS CAN'T HAPPEN" Draco bellowed.

"Will you let me finish? I was going to say that it might cause her pain, but nothing that can't be fixed with a potion," Madame Pomfery said.

"Ok, how does it work?" Draco asked.

"Well, the person with amnesia has to me hit in the head so that she will get her memory back. Do you want her to get some, most, or all of her memory back?" she asked.

"Umm, most. Hopefully she will forget all of the years that I was mean to her," Draco said.

"Ok, batter up!" Madame Pomfery said.

She got a baseball bat out from under Hermione's bed. She stood behind Hermione and. . .

BAM!

Hermione jerked up from the bed.

"Hey Draco, wanna go back to the dorms? I kinda want to catch up on my studies," Hermione said as if she didn't know what happened in the last half hour. Oh yeah, she didn't.

"Ok, love, let's go," Draco said while helping her from her bed.

"Hey, why am I in the Hospital Wing?" Hermione asked.

"Long story, but I'll tell you later,"Draco said.

Pansy looked on from her spot in the shadows. She smirked as her plan was slowly snowballing into effect.

AN 2: alright, i'm kinda in a rut. i have writers block. grrrr! so plz leave me ideas in a review.