Disclaimer: I love Yuffie! Despite the fact that I put her through a lot she is one of my most fav characters! Oh yeah I don't own any characters used in this story. They are all property of SquareSoft (as it was back in the old days! Now its SquareEnix!). So Mr. Square man! No court cases please! I'm a good person:)
On with the Show!
Yuffie Kisargai the teenage ninja sat cross legged on the floor. She was bored. She'd already taken the entire contents of Tifa's room. (A bit of make-up, some gloves, and an extremely large bra was included in the haul). She wasn't sure why she'd taken the bra. Probably just for the hell of it. Though it was pretty funny when she used it as a slingshot to wop Cid one and…the pilot impressions! Yuffie giggled at the flashback as she remembered Cid's tantrum.
But anyway! Back to the point! Yuffie was bored. She already had virtually every possession of the FF gang (including a lot of their material) so there was nothing left to pilfer.
After a long while in Yuffie's opinion (with her attention span, 5 seconds) she decided to go and see what Red was up to. She kicked various belongings of Tifa's out the way and quickly stood up, took a step, and then fell flat on her face.
Narrators note: "I swear Yuffie must be a natural blonde! I mean look at her!"
"Hey! I heard that!" Yuffie scrambled to her feet and snatched up her shuriken, then she hastily ninja-ed it up the stairs and to the narrator's office. Loud screams are heard and Yuffie returns a moment later, without her shuriken She trotted out the door and down stairs grinning to herself maliciously.
Meanwhile…
Tifa opened her eyes sleepily. She'd had a great nights sleep. She couldn't remember much of last night, but she must've had a good night! Tifa glanced at her clock to check the time. It was…not there? Where the hell was her clock? "Yuffie…" Tifa mumbled under her breath. "Never mind…I can just get another one. I won't let her ruin my day already." She got out of bed and headed for her wardrobe to get dressed.
"Socks, orthopedic underwear (she managed to get them off Cloud), skimpy leather skirt, sleeveless shirt, kinky suspenders and my favourite bra." Tifa mumbled to herself sleepily as she retrieved the items from the cupboard. As she fumbled round for her treasured item, panic suddenly shot through her body when she came to a realization.
"Where's my favourite, one of a kind tailored to fit bra?" Tifa stamped her foot down in frustration. "Yuuuuufffffffiiiiieeeeeeeeee!"
Tifa looked out of the window just in time to see the crazy kleptomaniac look over her shoulder briefly then leg it outta town, off towards Cosmo Canyon.
Tifa hurriedly got dressed (finding a substitute bra) and headed downstairs, nearly falling over several times in her haste. It was time to plot revenge…
More to come! Just keep rating and I'll keep writing!