AN: HELLOOOOO! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF MY REVIEWERS! I GOT 5 REVIEWS! 5! THAT IS ALMOST THE WORST I'VE EVER GOTTEN! WAS MY SEX SCENE REALLY THAT BAD? NOOOOOOO:'( OH WELL. I'LL STILL KEEP WRITING. ON WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER

Chapter 8: Because . . .

"Draco, I think we did something wrong to the potion," Hermione skeptically said during breakfast. The Heads had a table to themselves. (AN: IF YOU THINK YOU MISSED A CHAPTER WHERE THAT CAME UP, YOU DIDN'T. I'LL GO AND ADD IT LATER)

"Wh aww eauf woo oo fay sat?" Draco asked through a mouthful of food. (Translation: Why on earth would you say that?)

"Chew and swallow babe. To answer your question, we're still in love and nobody else is," Hermione said matter-of-factly.

"Oh," Draco said,unable to say anything else. He didn't want to tell her that his potion wore off ages ago because he thought that she really loved him without the potion. Well, she kind of had to, or else Professor Snape would sensethat love was not in the air with the two heads, and inevitably give them a bad grade, and that was the last thingHermione needed.

The flapping of wings was their signal that the post had come.A large black eagle owl headed straight for Draco and gracefully landedon his shoulder.

"Oh great. Father has some "news" for me. Thanks Donovan. You know the way to the owlery," Draco said.

"That's a pretty name for an owl," Hermione said.

"My mum named him. Something about loyalty, blah, blah, blah. I wasn't really paying attention," Draco said. "Well. let's see what father has to say."

Draco,

I have come to the understanding that mudblood Granger is actually a pureblood, Henderson no less. I will have to talk to Michael and Sheila about that. Anyways, your betrothal to that horrid Parkinson girl, what was her name? Oh yes, Pansy. Dreadful name in my opinion. Hermione and Draco had to laugh at that. Oh, the betrothal is canceled. Draco let out a whoop of joy. He got several stares from First year Hufflepuffs. But, you now have to get married to Granger. Hope you're not disappointed. Remember, you must come home for Easter Break for, initiation day. Don't forget.

Father

"Shit! I forgot about initiation day, but I don't have to marry Pansy! YES! I am so happy that I don't have to marry Pansy! Do you know what this means? It means that I get to spend the rest of my natural born life with you, even though I'm going to be a Death Eater," Draco said. He made sure to get extremely quiet on the last part.

"Draco. Common Room. Now." Hermione said deathly quiet and threatening.

"S-s-sure l-l-love," Draco stuttered.

As they made their way to the common room, Hermione was muttering to herself. Stuff like "Death Eater? He better fight with us. Kill his dad. That's what he needs to do."

When they finally made it to the common room and said their individual passwords "I live with a ferret. Oh joy" and "I live with a know-it-all. Oh joy," they entered. Hermione put a very strong locking and silencing charm on the common room.

"What the hell do you mean that you're going to be a fucking Death Eater? Why the hell do you think that I'm going to marry a Death Eater?" Hermione asked with a fire of rage in her eye.

"Because,"

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Sugar We'reGoin' Down whovery, kinda, sortapolitely said :I'm sorry, but I am going to have to stop here.
The chapters are too short
There are too many authors notes and 'ands' in the story
and I cannot stand the fact that you put leet speak (omg!) in there.

Try doing better and maybe I'll try reading more of your work.

It was the politest thing i have seen so far, and the most constructivecritisism besides : try making the chapters longer. Sugar We're Goin' Down, I'll try to make my next story better. Oops! I wasn't supposed to say that, but I am making another story, title unknown. It will be out after I'm done with this one, and that's not too far away. Maybe 4 or 5 more chapters.

Anyways, Review, or I'll send blonde ferrets to your place of residence and make them eat everything!