This was inspired by the short story "Borges and Myself"
Unbelievable… The actions of one person could seriously affect both our reputations. Unfortunately, now people expect me to live up to Marth's name. I absolutely refuse to do that! I refuse to live in the shadows of an egomaniacal, megalomaniacal, narcissistic! Stubbon? You bet your sweet bippy! One of the few things we have in common, surprisingly. Everyday I would keep telling Marth to be nice to people, to stop being so self-centered. Nope, he won't listen to a thing I say. I would try to make up for his actions, but the other Smashers would accuse Marth of being up to no good. Sometimes he'll tell me off and someone would overhear it and assume that he's going crazy. I'd laugh about it, but then I'll have to endure everyone fussing about us being insane. I like to go to the mall and just shop like any other girl would. It's nice and all and I got Marth into this as well. Even though he's annoying and generally a Scrooge, I'd stick up for him and offer support when some of the Smashers taunt him for joining me in having a girls' day out. I've witnessed after all these years that he appears to be very confident and nothing would knock him down, but he has a fragile ego and it's fairly easy to hurt his feelings badly. He likes shopping with me, but he would feel miserable when poked fun at for trying to be a little feminine like me. I don't like it when people harass others like that, it's just not right. Although we can help each other sometimes and stuff, we clash quite often. Like I was saying before, I want Marth to be a nicer person and he would rather flaunt his wealth and social status. But all in all, we can be a pretty good team.

I guess we really do appear as a two-spirited person.


Author's Notes: Yeah, it kinda sucks… Not my fault I can't pull this off like Borges did in his story!