Engaging
The Art of Courting, by Padfoot and Prongs
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, they belong to J. K. Rowling. Except for Sara Sweets, she belongs to me . Author's note: This is based upon what I have taken from the Harry Potter stories, and is totally in my head. And I seriously believe that Voldemort is either in love with Lily or is her half-brother, so that is in this story. If you are easily offended by vulgar language or sexual content you should not read this fanficiton. Please review.
Lily. Lily Evans. Lily Evans-Potter. Lily Potter. James and Lily Potter. Mr. and Mrs. James and Lily Potter.
Sirius Lee Black.
Dude! You messed it up!
Man, get on with the Journal deal.
Oh, right!
Date 1: Lily and I had our first date.
Finally.
Shut-up. We went for a stroll by the lake.
Yeah, cuz' you can't really go anywhere else.
Hush you, go write in your own date journal, oh wait! You still don't have a girlfriend!
Shut-he-ell-up man!
Uh…but that was pretty much it.
You got a good-bye kiss, right?
Go away.
Date 2: We had our second date. We went on a walk by the lake.
Wait, wasn't that your last date?
Like you said, there's not many places to go.
Right.
That's it.
Yeah, but you got a little more than a good-bye kiss this time, right?
Go to hell.
Date 3: Lily is great. We went out by the lake again,
This time without shoes.
Get out of my Journal! But Lily's a really good kisser.
Dude, you guys made out for like, half an hour.
Who invited you?
Date 4: We went to the lake again. Lily is so great.
You guys could try somewhere else you know.
Why go somewhere else when I know the lake works?
So it doesn't get boring? Wait, you guys aren't paying attention, are you? You made out for like three hours this time.
Go drown in the bloody lake.
Date 5: I'm in love. I really am. Lily is perfect. And doesn't that just sound good? Lily Potter. It sounds magical.
Dude, you groped her on the beach. Did you ever think of getting a room? I mean, I think she would appreciate it.
Bastard.