Middle Earth: Unleashed
Disclaimer:Oh Ravey...
Raven: What do you want?
Shadow Evenstar: Come on Rae, tell them I don't own anything here.
Raven: Don't call me Rae you insolent fool.
Shadow Evenstar: Whoa someone's in a bad mood today.
Raven: Azarath Metrion-
Shadow Evenstar: Eeek! Okay relax. Just do my disclaimer.
Raven: Shadow Evenstar does not own Teen Titans or Lord of the Rings, or The Simpsons, all of which are owned by talented, rich people. And, she seems not to own a brain either.
Shadow Evenstar: Hey!
Raven: So don't sue her.
Shadow Evenstar: Thanks Rae…er…Raven. Enjoy the chapter!
Chapter 2: Introductions and Chinese Food" Mr. Frodo, sir? Where are we…and who are they?"
The voice came from a short, curly-haired, slightly chubby guy. He stood up, and edged warily toward the teens, holding a sword in his shaking hands. He then thought better of it, though, when he saw Robin whip out his retractable bo staff thing. He ran and hid behind a tall, elderly figure that carried a staff.
"Eee…Gandalf, don't let them hurt me…don't let them turn me into anything unnatural…hey! You fell off that cliff with the Balrog in the Mines of Moria!" the little person gaped at the stately old man, then hugged him.
The old man shoved the little guy off of him, and began helping the others up. Besides the short, chubby guy and the old man, there was a tall, scraggily-haired man, a blond, lean person with pointy ears, three other tiny people that were slightly above three feet, a short, bearded person, and an amoured tall man. The last of the bunch was really…odd. He crawled on his hands and knees. He had a few strands of hair, bluish skin, and was wearing a loincloth.
The entire company dusted themselves off and turned towards the Titans, who all wore expressions of mixed disbelief and horror. Save one.
" Wonderful! New friends!" yelled the loveable nutcase Starfire. She ran to the ugly blue creature and gave him one of her bone crushing hugs. "Get it off us…it burns…it wants to kill us, precious…wants to kill us…KILL US. Get it off us, we begs you…" the creature shrieked.
Cyborg pulled the alien girl away from the creature quickly. "Okay y'all. Let's get something straight here…" he pointed to the tall, staff-carrying old man. "You're Gandalf…" the old man nodded. "And you're Legolas…" the good-looking blond elf bowed.
The scraggily-haired man held out his hand, and Cyborg shook it. "I'm Aragorn, or Strider". He pointed to the other person on his left, and introduced him as Borimir. On his right was Gimli, the bearded dwarf.
"And here are our four hobbits…Frodo Baggins the Ring-barer, Samwise Gamgee, Pippin Took, and Merry Brandybuck."
An uncomfortable silence followed this.
"Er…who's…what's…that?" said Robin, pointing to the blue-skinned creature that was now breathing heavily on the floor, cursing under his breath.
"That's Gollum…or Smeagol. I do not really know why he is here…its probably best if you just ignore him."
"AHHHHHH!" Gollum sprang from the floor and began attacking Raven's ankles.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos!" Gollum was surrounded in black, and then was thrown suddenly against the wall.
"It's gonna be kind of hard to ignore him" said Raven.
"Okay…dudes…WHY ARE YOU HERE?" Beastboy asked, loudly.
" This may seem strange, but we were sent here because we need your help…and you need ours." Gandalf said, wisely.
"How did you get out of the T.V?" Beastboy interrupted, confused.
"The world of Middle-Earth is not just a story created by J.R.R Tolkien…it actually exists. We were transported here to meet you. And what is a T.V?" Legolas answered. He then looked strangely at Starfire.
Starfire's eyes had become hearts and she was staring at Legolas and practically drooling. Frankly, I can't blame her. Robin had turned an incredible shade of red and was looking from Starfire to Legolas. Any minute now, smoke would start coming from his ears.
"Still, you haven't explained why you're here…and why you need us." Raven said.
Aragorn sighed. "As you may have already known, our land is filled with evil. The Dark Lord Sauron is searching always for the Ring, in which Frodo is in possession of. He can only dominate our land if he obtains this one ring, but on your planet, it is a different story. He has an friend here…I believe you are familiar with him…he is named Slade."
"Dude…why do you talk so fogey?" Beastboy asked him. By the way, fogey means like, old. Like an old fogey…get it? Good.
"I do not comprehend, young green hobbit. Tell me, why is it that you are this colour? Too much of that Longbottom Leaf perhaps..."
"Slade!" Robin exclaimed. "But I thought we got rid of him."
"Indeed no…he is very much alive. He is now in a current partnership with Sauron. This means destruction over our earth and yours. We must work together and end their tyranny forevermore!" shouted Gandalf.
Silence.
"Nerd!" coughed Beastboy, under his breath.
" So...may we humbly ask to dwell in your superlative residence for perhaps, a fortnight?" asked Gandalf.
"Huh?" the Titans chorused, except for Starfire, who was still staring lovingly at our Mirkwood prince. It was beginning to freak him out.
"Oh. I have forgotten. No longer do humans in your world speak in such ways as we do. I shall attempt to translate into modern tongue….Er…can we chill in your blinged-up crib for a coupla days yo? Word." Gandalf said, confidently.
Nelson, from The Simpsons, ran inside Titan's Tower. "Haw-haw!" he said pointing to Gandalf. Then he opened the front door and ran out, never to be seen again in Jump City. Well, at least not for a while anyway.
"Titans…huddle" Robin ordered. The five teens gathered together slightly away from the ten Middle-Earthiens. "So what do you guys think?" he asked. "I think we should let them stay here…we need any help we can get when it comes to Slade."
" I think they're cool. Let them hang with us here for a while" offered Cyborg.
"Whatever…just keep the blue freak away from me." Raven said in her usual monotone.
" Yes! They must stay here! That Legolas is most delightful, don't you think?" Starfire was temporarily out of her mesmerized state, as she was no longer looking at the elf, but that wouldn't stop her from talking about him.
" Yeah…Cy and I could always use new people to beat on our video games…we getting tired of whooping Robin all the time. And these people would probably make great Stankballers" Beastboy said.
"Then it's unanimous." Robin turned to the ten people…for lack of a better word. " You guys can stay here."
"Thank you" all of the Middle-Earthiens chorused. Except for Gollum. Instead he yelled "Stupid fat hobbit!" and grabbed Gandalf's staff and began to whack Boromir with it.
Robin looked at his watch. It was 12:30 p.m. "Okay, it's time for lunch. What do you guys want to eat?"
"Anything but Lembas bread" said Frodo. He was getting quite sick of it.
"Pizza with double pepperoni, bacon, sausage, ham, bacon, chicken, barbequed pork, bacon, Italian spicy sausage, ground beef, and bacon…or did I say that already?" recited Cyborg.
"Tofu!" yelled Beastboy.
"Anything but tofu" said Raven in a bored voice.
"Salted pork and ale, laddie!" Gimli shouted.
" I suggest a feast of my scrumptious Tamarian pudding-"
" NO!" the other Titans interrupted Starfire loudly.
Robin settled the argument by ordering Chinese. Everyone found something that they liked. Well, almost everyone.
"Nasty human food…he tries to poision us, yes, the evil, evil, boy in the mask…we wants some fishies…yes…raw and wriggling! Delicious, precious. No moo goo gai pan and won tons…. we wants fishies!" Gollum crowed. As usual he was ignored by everyone else. He began screaming and crawling all over the Tower, until Aragorn tied him up to a chair with a bit of rope. He continued screaming, but at least he couldn't run around anymore.
Starfire was cheerfully talking to Legolas, and it was plain to everyone else that he wasn't listening.
"This girl is nice and pretty…but she is nothing compared to my one and only love, Shadow Evenstar " thought Legolas. Hahahaha in my dreams.
Beastboy was getting along great with Merry and Pippin. They were already planning pranks on Raven and Gandalf. Merry and Pippin were troublemakers like Beastboy, and the three of them made a good, conniving evil little team.
When lunch was over, it was time to talk business. Robin always gets a little cranky when it comes to Slade, as we all know too well. He wanted answers, and he wanted them now.
"Where's Slade?" he demanded. See? I told you. Aragorn sighed. "Apparently, though Sauron cannot unite with his human form on Middle-Earth until he obtains the One Ring, on any other planet he may do as he pleases. He and Slade have developed a partnership and will likely dominate both Earth and Middle Earth. Unless we can stop them," Aragorn finished.
Robin pounded his fist hard on the table. "We will" he said quietly.
"Believe me, we will".
Hoped you like it! The next chapter will give clues to the eventual BB/Rae in this story. Please review!