Middle Earth: Unleashed
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters from Teen Titans or the Lord of the Rings, or the script from the LOTR movies. All I own is this plot, which isn't really much to be proud of. And I wish I owned Legolas, though I don't. So I'd rather not be sued, thanks. On to chapter 3.
Chapter 3: Ninja Hobbit Author Skills"Target locket", Pippin whispered into his walkie-talkie. Raven had just walked by him. She was getting bored of all the craziness that was happening and was heading to her room for some meditation to keep her calm. Robin just wouldn't stop talking about Slade. It had taken Raven a lot of self-control to resist duct-taping his mouth shut.
She figured she was safer in her room anyway. That Gollum freak kept staring at her and gave her evil grins when no one else was looking. And Beastboy and…those two hobbits….Poppa and Merro?….seemed to be scheming about something. It was best to stay out of everyone's way.
Beastboy. Raven was ashamed to admit it, but she didn't hate Beastboy nearly as much as she let on. Though he was always bugging her, or finding new ways to drive her insane, she knew that he really cared about her, and that he liked her as a friend.
"Only as a friend, eh?"
"Hey! Who said that?" yelled Raven.
"I did. The author. Shadow Evenstar""What do you mean "the author"?" Raven continued.
" That's not important. What's important is you and Beastboy."
" I won't even justify that comment with a response. There is no such thing as Beastboy and I, you idiot."
" But you wish there was…don't you?""Don't you?"
"NO! Why would you even think that? Show yourself, so that I can wound you most grievously!"
" Ravey and B.B sitting in a tree…K.I.S.S.I.N.G…"" What are you, in like preschool?"
" I think you should tell him."
" There's nothing to tell."
" Since I am such a kind and loving person, I will even help you out."
" I don't want your help""I am now going top use my ninja hobbit author skills to get B.B over here, so you can tell him"
" DON'T YOU DARE…"
Since I am the author and I can do anything I want, Beastboy suddenly appeared in Raven's room. His arms were loaded with water balloons.
"How did I get here?" Beastboy asked, confused.
Raven turned red and then purple. She looked like she was going to explode. One of the statues in her room shattered on the floor.
"Uh oh, its time to go, B.B", I said, and made him disappear with my ninja hobbit author skills.
Raven seemed to recollect herself. She placed her hood on. Then she started to meditate.
"Azarath Metrion Zinthos…Azarath Metrion Zinthos…" she chanted.
Suddenly, Merry, Pippin and Beastboy burst through the door of Raven's room. I am not sure how this was done, as I believe Raven can only open her door, but perhaps they also have ninja hobbit skills.
"Fire!" yelled Pippin, in his adorable, wee little voice. The three of them began pelting Raven with water balloons.
"AAARG!" yelled Raven. She then made her black shieldy force-field thing to block the water balloons. Using her telekinetic powers, she was also able to stop some water balloons from hitting her. She succeeded, but not before she was completely drenched.
"GET OUT!" she screeched.
The three practical jokers scurried away, terrified, but overcome with laughter. Raven stood there, dripping wet, for a few moments, cursing under her breath.
That is, until Gollum entered the room. "My precious…." he hissed.
(Dramatic music plays) What will Gollum do to Raven? Will the Titans and the LOTR people work together to save their worlds from Sauron and Slade? Will Shadow Evenstar fail the science test she should be studying for instead of writing this? Tune in next time for the next exciting (snore) installment of…this stupid story. And please review!