A/N: Woot! The next chapter! My reign of terror continues on...MWAH HA HA
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Topic: Good and Bad Traits
Whoopde fuckin' do! This again. Oh Miss Green how I loathe thee!
Well, lets get to it! Man, there are so any good habits, I'm having trouble counting. Let's see, I can cook like there's no tomorrow. I swear, I'm like a god at it, my friends actually come over just for my cooking. I learned it from my mom.
Also, I shower daily, I've been told I smell good. I have the best taste in music. METALLICA! WHOOOOOOO! I also like musicals, I know that may seem like an odd combination, I'm just well rounded. Once again, this is all thanks to my mom. My favorite ones are Wicked and Music Man.
One thing that a lot of my friends say they like about me is that I'm loyal and I can keep a secret. I'm good at sports, especially running. My best friend Spot and me are both on the same swimming team, EVEN THOUGH I TOTALLY DOMINATE! Thats right Spot! EAT THAT!
Now the bad habits! Wait, why would I wanna tell you my bad habits? Way to be a buzz kill Miss Green! All this is going to do is make me feel like shit. Good thing you're not an evil bitch trying to kill everyone's self esteem or that would be bad. Maybe one of your bad habits is detecting sarcasm. You wonder why everyone hates you...
Okay, here goes. Well, let me think. I have bad hand writing. Everyone tells me that. Especially Spot, he's all like, "I can't read a fucking thing, how do you expect me to copy your homework." He said that to me, what an idiot. Flattery defiantly isn't his thing. I say "eat that" a lot. I'm not actually sure how that got started but, whatever. I guess I can be a little cocky sometimes, but how can I not be when I'm just so damn awesome. Hehe, cocky...
I'm addicted to saturday morning cartoons and lucky charms! Oh man do I love those lucky charms. I don't know if that's necessarily a bad thing. I mean, who doesn't love lucky charms, THEY HAVE MARSHMALLOWS! I love Cartoon Network but I hate those stupid anime shows, God those are so queer. My little brother watches those like their porn...not that I watch porn. Okay okay, maybe I do have a few magazines...DON'T JUDGE ME! Wow, there's another bad habit, I have serious ADD. I just turned a conversation of cartoons into porn. DAMN! I'm gifted!
You know what, my hand hurts. SCREW THIS! It's doodling time!
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