Engaging

Vacations and Perverted Bastards

Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, they belong to J. K. Rowling. Except for Sara Sweets, she belongs to me . Author's note: This is based upon what I have taken from the Harry Potter stories, and is totally in my head. And I seriously believe that Voldemort is either in love with Lily or is her half-brother, so that is in this story. If you are easily offended by vulgar language or sexual content you should not read this fanficiton. Please review.

Lily logged into her AOL account, ready to check her mail.

An IM popped up, it read, "How old are you?"

Her eyes widened and her mouth dropped as "I'm 21" appeared shortly after.

"Too young," she lied as Sara came out of the shower.

Sara had come over to Lily's "Muggleland Suite", as Sara called it, because Sirius had forced her to take the day off. Then he had taken James away so the girls could have some "girl time".

Sara walked over to her and read the IM just before Lily exited out of it. A wicked smile came to her face, "Hold up, that was kinda perverted."

"Yeah, I know, that's why I'm blocking the stupid freak." Lily said moving the mouse.

"No, wait!" Sara stopped her, "I think we should have a little fun on my day off," she said.

Lily blinked up at her, "What do you mean?"

"You got another one of these machiney thingies?" Sara asked motioning towards the computer.

"Yeah, in the other room, why?" Lily asked.

"Go Bog me on." Sara instructed.

"It's 'log', Sara, what's this plan that you're cooking up?" Lily asked standing and leading Sara to the extra computer, it was a bit slower but still worked, and she had another account on it anyways.

"I think we should become a couple, baby," Sara said, the wicked grin on her face remaining.

Lily gasped but continued to set her up, "Are you serious?"

Sara smirked, "Yeah, I wanna have a little fun."

"But won't that be a little too far for you? You can't even stand books!" Lily pointed out as she finished setting Sara up.

Sara smiled, "Nah, this is girls, that doesn't bother me cuz…you know…we've all got the same stuff. If you throw in a guy…well then it gets a little creepy."

Lily laughed at this, "Whatever, I'll just follow your lead," she said and went to her computer. She sent a chat invitation to both Sara and the poor mystery man.

After a while of one-on-one conversation Lily convinced him to enter the chat room where Sara was waiting.

"What took you so long?" she typed next to a pouty-faced smilie.

He didn't answer simply wrote, "So you two hot?"

Sara busted up laughing as she typed, "Well my bitch is way hotter than me, but I'm not too bad."

"Nice ass and titts?" he typed, again causing Sara to laugh.

"Well we're both double D's," she lied, she was but Lily was only a D, but hey, that was good enough.

"And you're both Korean?" he asked, noting the Asian sounding words in Lily's names.

"Japanese," Sara lied, she was starting to like this guy.

"So you guys live near by?" he asked.

"Yeah, but we never see each other anymore, you see, I work the night shift and my girl is totally a morning person. So I was just trying to tell her how much I missed her." Sara said, as if it were really so, having no problem lying to the perverted bastard.

"You guys lesbos or bi?" he asked.

"Well, I'm not afraid to try anything once." Sara typed, Lily simply sat at her desk with her mouth hanging open, she could not believe that Sara was going through with this!

"Tell her what you would do to her right now if you were in the same room," he commanded.

Sara gave a mischievous grin but it faded when Lily typed, "Hey, she's mine, so you just stay away from her!"

"Gimme a minute to talk to my babe, she's a touch shy in front of guys," Sara typed in before he decided that it was lame and that he should leave to go get his kicks elsewhere.

"Hurry back," was his reply.

Lily sent an IM to Sara, "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Playing along. I want to see if this guy really believes me or not. I guess you can say I want to try my quill at a new genre, and this guy is hilarious!" Sara said, and Lily could hear her laughing.

"Well, whatever you want to do, just don't go overboard." Lily typed in after a moment.

"When do I ever?" Sara asked.

She distinctly heard Lily mutter something along the lines of, "Every damn day," and smiled at her ability to get Lily to cuss, not quite as bad as she did, but bad enough for a person like Lily from a good Christian home.

Sara turned back to the chat room just as he wrote, "Whatever, this is lames. Who wants to listen to a couple of fags bitch at each other anyways? I'm gone."

And with that he was.

Sara sat there gaping at him, had he really called her a fag? Her hair flickered as she thought of reasons to IM him, but she decided against it.

Instead she stood and stormed away from the computer to find Lily, "The stupid jack-ass! He left! And I was really gonna write stuff too!"

Lily laughed at her friend, if it had been Sirius instead of herself Sara wouldn't have even thought up this plan, but it was her and now Sara was mad that the pervert had ruined her fun on what could possibly be her only day off for a long time.

The two decided to hang out the rest of the day simply doing girl stuff as Sirius had suggested they do.

They eventually wore themselves out at about two o'clock in the morning and fell asleep.

The boys arrived a little after that and simply watched them for a minute.

"I'll be right back," Sirius said, he had to go to the bathroom, and he figured it would be better to do it here at Lily's house rather than his own with his mother hanging about.

He paused when he saw the computer screen still up, debated, then walked over to see what Lily and Sara had done on the Internet.

He twitched as he read the chat.

James came in to see what was taking him so long and read it as well. He too seemed to take it rather…bad.

The two decided that they would stalk down this shmuck and kill him. The nerve! First he hit on Lily, then he asked about their body parts, then he expected them to have intimate relations in front of him in a chat room, and he had topped it all off by calling them hags and bitches. Oh no, that was not allowed.

A noise called their attention back to the other room and they went to check on it.

Sara was tossing in her sleep, a nightmare apparently on her.

Sirius went and laid down next to her, wrapping his strong arms around her waist to still her movements and sooth her in her sleep.

James decided to go on the hunt for the pervert alone and left, telling Sirius to watch Lily as well.

Sirius simply held hi heart to his chest.

Sorry about this guys, but I needed something to give Sara and Lily to do on a "day off" that was still entertaining, also this actually happened to me and one of my friends. So in reality you should all thank Sunofwikn if you like this chapter, I would have not other wise thought of this if he hadn't done fairly close to this to me and my friend (SakuraYasha). I was Sara and she was Lily, the poor shmuck, I really was going to write stuff, mainly to see if I could because I'm a sixteen-year-old virgin who's never been kissed.