Hi peopleses, I'm back, and with a really short chapter, if you read chapter 10 of The Gender Blender, it will explain why.

YAY!!!! GEORGE W. BUSH WON THE ELECTION!!!! FOUR MORE GREAT YEARS!!!! (If you don't live in America, then George W. Bush is the president).

My friend Aleks made this joke that's so corny that I have to share. He made some comment about how 'tight' something was, and then said, "That's as tight as my baseball compression pants...and that's pretty tight." It was so weird and not funny that we all started to laugh uncontrollably. And you probably thought that that was pointless and stupid...that's because it is! Tee hee.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega, but I do think own Shadow's ability to feel...I guess, I mean, he doesn't seem to show that he likes Rouge, or anyone for that matter, and I don't think any dude could not start drooling over Rouge.

This fic takes place shortly after Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, and Shadow survives because he's cool like that. ((Hugs invisible Shadow))

Amy's POV

This can't be happening. Not to me at least. That hooker should have intruded on Sonic and me. But this wonderful thing has happened. I think I'm in love again. I know it's really soon, but it's not a rebound love. The best part is that I think he likes me too. Finally someone does.

Shadow's POV

This is a strange feeling. I've never felt this before...except with Maria. But that was a little bit different; it was more like a warm, kind feeling. This one is slightly diverse. Special. This emotion is new, but I like it. Just saying her name makes me think so many things; I can't process the information. Amy.

Flashback to 4 hours ago

3rd person POV

Amy tapped her foot loudly as she waited to be seated at the Station Square Diner. "Er, madam, there are no seats left, and the wait time is over an hour...There's this lonely looking hedgehog over there, and I don't think he'd mind if you joined him." The waiter said gesturing to a certain black hedgie.

"I don't care who you put me with, I just wanna eat." Amy said, grumbling along with her stomach.

The server walked Amy over to where a lump of black sat. "Er, yeah, I'll come back when you are ready to order." And with that, the waiter strolled briskly away.

"Umm, well, I guess I'll be sitting with you...if that's ok...oh! And my name's Amy." She told the pile of quills.

"I know." The hedgehog looked up.

"Shadow!"

End flashback

Sonic's POV

This is too weird. Even though I couldn't care less what Amy thought about my love life, I can't stop thinking about her. I found out that she's dating Shadow, I think it's just a rebound relationship, she doesn't really love him, and I know Shadow doesn't really love her, he doesn't know what love it. I pulled out some old pictures of her and placed them everywhere, and when I finished, I took them down. Lately, I've been watching Amy and Shadow's dates, hiding in dark corners or behind bushes. I don't know what I'm doing, my heart is fighting with my mind, and I think my heart is winning.

Shadow's POV

This feeling is getting stronger; every time I see her, my chest starts getting tight, my paws get all sweaty, and I stutter. I'm also becoming very clumsy; I tried to open an umbrella for her, but I poked her in the eye. When she was at my house, she said she was cold, so I wrapped her in a near by piece of cloth, but it was actually my underwear. I've spilt water, coffee, soda, I've broken glass, porcelain, ceramic, you name it. If I didn't feel this way about her, I would've given up a long time ago. We've been going out (if you could call it that) for about 3 weeks...call me crazy, but I think I've seen Sonic behind some bushes, watching us.

3rd person POV

Shadow and Amy strolled arm-in-arm down the streets of Station Square. The ever-present Sonic was getting more and more jealous, constantly watching Amy and Shadow. The doorbell clinked as the couple walked into a small coffee shop, immediately followed by Sonic. "Ok, this is getting really creepy, Sonic, leave us alone." Shadow commanded.

"Why should I? I can go where you go; it's a free country." He responded. (A/N: I live in America, so that's why I said 'it's a free country.' Because America is cool like that.)

"May I take your order?" The waitress asked.

"I'll order a chili..." Sonic started, but was interrupted by Shadow doing his Chaos Control thing, vanishing him and Amy to an unknown location.

"Thanks Shadow, I really wanted to get outta there." Amy smiled, giving her boyfriend a peck on the cheek.

Shadow blushed, "Er, your, um, welcome, yeah...so where are we anyway?"

They looked around, taking in the cheering, calliope music, and festive decorations. Amy and Shadow turned to each other and smiled. "Twinkle Park!" Amy screamed, taking Shadow's hand and leading him to a bench. "So, er, what do you wanna do now?" The black hedgie asked nervously.

"Well first I thought we could make out in that closet..." Amy started. Seeing the surprised look on Shadow's face, she said, "Juuuust kidding. I thought we could get something to eat and then go on some rides."

"Love the idea, except in reverse, I'll probably puke if I go on Twinkle Coaster with a full stomach."

"Ok! Let's go!"

Shadow apprehensively weaved his fingers into Amy's while they set off towards the rides.

Later

"Shadow, I've had a great day, thanks a lot." Amy mumbled as she nuzzled her boyfriend. "I'll be right back, just gotta go to the bathroom." She blew him a kiss and skipped away. Shadow just stayed there, staring at the tiny black dot, which was a far away Amy. "Hey there." A cool voice interrupted. Shadow spun around, "R-r-Rouge? What are you doing here? I mean, there's nothing wrong with you being here. It's fine. I mean, er, umm..."

"I know what you mean." She said, taking a step closer.

Shadow gulped, "Uh, yeah, what're you doing here?"

"Looking for you..."

"Why? Is something wrong?"

"No...everything is perfect..."

Rouge was now inches from Shadow's face, batting (no pun intended) her eyes in her usual flirty way.

"Ahem!" A loud voice yelled.

Shadow slowly turned around and found himself face-to-face with a very pissed Amy. "It's, it's n-not what you think." He stuttered.

"Whatever!" And with that, Amy ran away.

I know, really stupid chapter, too much fluff. This is what's happening so far...

Amy and Shadow are going out

Sonic's following them

Shadow and Amy went to Twinkle Park

Rouge is seducing Shadow and Amy's really mad

More reviews equals more updating

To answer Shadamyfan4eva's question, yesh, this is a Shadamy. To give ya a hint, it's a big melt'in pot o Shadamy, Sonamy, and Shadouge...ooops! I told you too much...the plot thickens.

I might not be able to update soon because my best friend ( Speshul One ) is spending the night from Saturday to Sunday which is when I get most of my writing done...sorry!

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter!