As Obi-Wan touched down on the landing pad he thought to himself, how in the name of the force am I going to do this. As he got out of the Jedi star fighter, some strange looking aliens greeted him.
"What is the meaning of this." He said
"I am sorry but the war has lead us here."
"There is no war here, it only comes if you brought it."
"Um….look I ju-"
"They are holding us hostage, they are watching us as we speak" he whispered
"They are up there" he pointed up ward.
"Ok I will need transportation, any warriors you have you might want to get ready."
"Um….ok right away."
"R-4 fly the ship and tell commander Cody to get ready."
As Obi-Wan watched the ship leave he was directed to a feathery scaly beast called a taractile.
"This will get you there the fastest."
"Ok, thank you."
As General Grievous was done talking t his master, one of his guards approached him.
"Sir, our intelligence has revealed that the Republic army is here."
"Good work, we will have to do a surprise attack on them, order the troops to-"
"Well, Hello there."
"HA HA HA, General Kenobi, so good of you to join us."
"I'm glad you agree."
"Kill the Jedi!"
And then in a flash Clones came down from nowhere and started attacking.
"Your move Grievous."
"Fool I've been trained in your Jedi arts by count Dooku."
And then Obi-Wan did his retarded pointing thing that was ripped off the matrix.
And there was a great battle, Grievous using his four lightsaber slashing attack just like his action figure. Then like the cowardly fag he is he got into his wheel-e-mobile and drove off. So Obi-Wan got on to his mount and chased him. Then Obi-Wan Jumped off his mount and landed on the wheel-e-mobile and started raping it. Then they both dramatically leaped off on a platform and the wheel-e-mobile flew off the edge.
Now this where the good part of my story takes off.
During the fall Obi-Wan's lightsaber fell off onto the platform(instead of off his taractile when he was chasing Grievous.) Then he and Grievous went into hand-to-hand combat, and Obi-Wan bent open his chest and was then swatted over the edge but he quickly grabbed on and held for his life. Looking for some way off he saw a gun and reached for it. But then there was a long pain in his arms and he started falling. That bastard cut off his arms with his own lightsaber.
"Obi-Wan!" commander Cody shouted as he watched his friend fall.
"Attack!" he shouted again.
And a shit load of laser fire erupted on to Grievous.
As Obi-Wan fell he quickly sent a distress call. Anakin, Anakin help me, help me.
Anakin awoke from his meditation with a disturbing pain.
"Obi-Wan is in trouble."
And he quickly got up and dashed to Yoda.
"Master, master Obi-Wan is in trouble."
"Are you sure young Skywalker."
"Positive"
"Then find him, we will go."
Coming up next: Ch.3 The Apprentice or the Master.
Authors Note------------------------------------------
Thank you Tim Fortune and Swordsman 21 for your nice reviews.
I'm sorry for the long time in between my updates ill try to update quicker now.