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….I just realized that if my parents had named me Heidi, my initials would be HRH, as in Her Royal Highness. Yeah, I know, randomness.

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Mia's POV:

Monday, December 8th Bio

Kenny: Hi Mia!

Me: Hey Kenny.

Kenny: So, um, Mia, do you want to go to the Winter Dance with me?

This was exactly what Michael and I planned. See, he said HE would go with me, so that when Kenny asked, I could be all, 'No, sorry, already going with somebody.' Clever, non? Anyway, I almost felt sorry for the guy. Almost. But not sorry enough not to execute my plan.

Me: Oh, I'm SO sorry Kenny, somebody already asked me.

Kenny: Uhh. What!

Me: (uncomfortable) Somebody, uh, already asked me.

Kenny: But…why didn't you tell them you were already going with me?

Me: (now VERY uncomfortable) Because, you hadn't asked yet.

Kenny: (staring at the board in shock) Well, I guess I'll go now.

Poor Kenny, he was so shocked that he left right in the middle of Bio. I almost wished I wasn't going with Michael

Almost.

(finally out of Bio)

Michael: So, how'd it go?

Me: Perfectly. But poor Kenny was so shocked that he walked out right in the middle of Bio.

Michael: Ouch.

Me: Yeah, really, imagine what it'll do to his grades, we had that quiz right after he left…

Michael: No, I mean, OUCH, Judith Gershner is poking her overly long nails into my back….

I looked around him. So she was.

Judith: Hi Michael!

Michael: (annoyed) What do you want now, Judith?

Judith: Well, I was wondering, since we've been spending so much time together…and bonding so well (pokes Michael again)…that maybe you'd want to go to the dance with me?

Michael: (very annoyed) Don't you have a boyfriend?
Judith: Yes, but he can't come, he's going to be out of town.

Michael: Well, I'm sorry, but I'm already going with someone.

Judith: (raises eyebrow) Oh really? Who?

Michael: (smiles at me) Mia Thermopolis.

Judith: (finally noticing me) Oh, her. (shoots me death glare)

Michael: Was there anything else you wanted, Judith?

Judith: Hmph! (stalks off)

Michael: Looks like this whole dance plan thing worked out well both ways, huh?

Me: Yeah, definitely.

Does this mean that Michael prefers me to Judith Gershner? Was he actually relieved to be going with me, the gawky princess, than Judith, the perfect fruit fly cloner? Well, in any case, Judith was NOT happy. Vengeance is mine. Yessssssss.