Hi! Ok, Here's the first chapter!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. I do, however, own Johnsen, Gracie (me), Roper (my horrible cheating ex), Ciara (ok, I don't own her, she's my best friend), and the story plot.
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CAPTAIN'S loooog: stardate: 2745: I aaaaaaaaam (dp) HAPPY TO REPORT (dp) that things are (dp) slooooooooowly getting back to normal on (dp) The Enterprise...
The small figure lurked in the dark, waiting for its chance. Just one of these humans would be enough to curb its craving for blood and fresh meat...just which one..?
Loud talking-though it sounded more like yelling-caught the figure's attengion. A tall man with black hair and a thick Aberdeen accent was talking to-or yelling at-a thin blond man with a quiet English accent, "Aye, Kyle-"
"That's: The Almighty Taco God."
"Aye, whatever! Anyhoo, we've got ta fix the engines! After that last shock-that came from God knows where-the engines are fried!"
Scotty. Kirk's voice crackled over the intercom.
"It'll take me 2 minutes." The burly Scotsman continued.
SCOTTY!
"Jeez...all right...all right..!" Scotty walked over to the comm, "Aye?"
How long to (dp) FIX (dp) the engines?
"I dun know, Cap'n. I jus' can' do it! I dun have enough powerrrr!" He winked at Kyle-I mean the Almighty Taco God.
Scotty...I need (dp) WARP SPEEEEEED (dp) in three minutes (dp) or we're all dead.
"Where have I heard that before?" he mumbled, then shrugged, "Aye Cap'n. I'll try, but I dun know if I can do it!"
The figure silently smirked-ok, so it didn't smirk, but if it could have it would have-and thanked its diety. These two would be a good feast. He just had to wait for the right moment...
That moment came approimately 1.48 seconds later when the figure just couldn't contain its hunger anymore. Chaos ensued. Blood and feathers everywhere...feathers? Oh well...screams rang out. Soon all was quiet except for the munching of someone-or something-eating human flesh.
Suddenly a bone burst into flames.
Johnsen!
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This is the beginning of the third story in my series. Hope you enjoy it! READ AND REVIEW! Author starving for attention! If you don't review, author will throw a shoe at you!
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Trek. I do, however, own Johnsen, Gracie (me), Roper (my horrible cheating ex), Ciara (ok, I don't own her, she's my best friend), and the story plot.
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CAPTAIN'S loooog: stardate: 2745: I aaaaaaaaam (dp) HAPPY TO REPORT (dp) that things are (dp) slooooooooowly getting back to normal on (dp) The Enterprise...
The small figure lurked in the dark, waiting for its chance. Just one of these humans would be enough to curb its craving for blood and fresh meat...just which one..?
Loud talking-though it sounded more like yelling-caught the figure's attengion. A tall man with black hair and a thick Aberdeen accent was talking to-or yelling at-a thin blond man with a quiet English accent, "Aye, Kyle-"
"That's: The Almighty Taco God."
"Aye, whatever! Anyhoo, we've got ta fix the engines! After that last shock-that came from God knows where-the engines are fried!"
Scotty. Kirk's voice crackled over the intercom.
"It'll take me 2 minutes." The burly Scotsman continued.
SCOTTY!
"Jeez...all right...all right..!" Scotty walked over to the comm, "Aye?"
How long to (dp) FIX (dp) the engines?
"I dun know, Cap'n. I jus' can' do it! I dun have enough powerrrr!" He winked at Kyle-I mean the Almighty Taco God.
Scotty...I need (dp) WARP SPEEEEEED (dp) in three minutes (dp) or we're all dead.
"Where have I heard that before?" he mumbled, then shrugged, "Aye Cap'n. I'll try, but I dun know if I can do it!"
The figure silently smirked-ok, so it didn't smirk, but if it could have it would have-and thanked its diety. These two would be a good feast. He just had to wait for the right moment...
That moment came approimately 1.48 seconds later when the figure just couldn't contain its hunger anymore. Chaos ensued. Blood and feathers everywhere...feathers? Oh well...screams rang out. Soon all was quiet except for the munching of someone-or something-eating human flesh.
Suddenly a bone burst into flames.
Johnsen!
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This is the beginning of the third story in my series. Hope you enjoy it! READ AND REVIEW! Author starving for attention! If you don't review, author will throw a shoe at you!