Ok. Here's the second chapter to my 'Murderous Space Chickens'! Because of...oh 5 reviews I recieved I am graciously updating. So here it is for you *sob* FIVE reviewers!!

CAPTAIN'S loooooog: stardate: 2746: I CANNOT (dp) contact Scotty or Kyle (dp) also known as the (dp) ALMIGHTY TACO GOD (dp) I aaaaam (dp) attempting to (dp) locate them however (dp) it is so far (dp) proving (dp) unsuccessful...

"Captain, call coming in for you from deck 10," Uhura told him.

"Well (dp) let's heeeeear it," Kirk said, going into his sexy pose.

Uhura rolled her eyes, "aye, sir."

"Captain!" A distressed voice called, "I found Kyle and Scotty! Well...kinda...from the DNA we know it's Kyle and Scotty...I only wish Roper were with them..." she finished with a thoughtful but evil smile on her face, "Anyway I don't suggest coming down here. It's not pretty."

"Noted (dp) Ensign."

"Gracie out."

Gracie stood amongst the chaos, hands on her hips, eyes narrowed, 'Who or what could've done this?' she thought.

"I see you thinking, Gracie, and may I just say-" Roper started.

"No," Gracie cut him off but he continued.

"Leave it up to the professionals-security."

"This coming from the man who wanted to die just last episode."

"Irrevelent."

"It's totally relevant! Security? Please, all you guys do is beam down and die."

"...true, but still, we actually have a job to do, let us do it! Go fix your 'precious' engines!"

She shrugged, "ok." she walked past him, smacking him in the back of the head as she did.

He started to reach for her to slap her back, but he lost his footing and slipped in all the blood.

Gracie walked into the turbolift, laughing hesterically and pointing.

Suddenly, the blood burst into flames.

Oops...

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There you have it! Another chapter! Hope you enjoyed! Read and Review!! And if you do, I may just continue...