CAPTAIN'S looooooog: stardate: 2747: Scotty and the (dp) ALMIGHTY TACO GOD (dp) are foooooound. (dp) I have yet to (dp) hear from (dp) the good doctor (dp) about it...
"He's dead, Jim," Bones McCoy stood in sickbay with the remains of the two engineers.
"How?"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a long neck giraffe!"
"Spock?"
He translated, "he has no idea, sir."
Bones went over to the remains of Kyle, "He's dead Jim."
Kirk sighed dramatically, "We know that but HOW?"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a movie star!"
Spock again translated, "there are marks on the bones but he hasn't yet identified them."
"(dp) I see (dp) keeeeeeep me posted."
Kirk walked up to the bridge with Spock.
"If you don't mind me asking, who are you making Chief Engineer?"
"Uh...(dp) Ensign Gracie (dp) I suppose..."
Spock rolled his eyes, "you haven't thought much about this have you?"
"No, no really. (dp) But how much damage could (dp) she do?"
At that question, images flashed through Spock's head. 'Children screaming, mothers crying, alarms, explosions, chaos, disorder, illogic, death, and dismemberment.'
He screamed and ran off.
"I wonder (dp) whaaaaat that was (dp) about."
Suddenly the deck burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
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I wish to thank everyone who had reviewed! *huggles* please continue to do so! you are the joy of my life! *suddenly music begins out of nowhere. "you light up my life"* *lights dim as the romantic music plays* *gracie is suddenly in very sexy black dress with hair all fancy* *begins to sing beautifully* You! Light up my lifeee! *forgets words and insteads hums and mumbles* la mhm lala...laaa...*music is stopped with a 'wicky!'* *silence prevails* *blink-blink*
"He's dead, Jim," Bones McCoy stood in sickbay with the remains of the two engineers.
"How?"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a long neck giraffe!"
"Spock?"
He translated, "he has no idea, sir."
Bones went over to the remains of Kyle, "He's dead Jim."
Kirk sighed dramatically, "We know that but HOW?"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor! Not a movie star!"
Spock again translated, "there are marks on the bones but he hasn't yet identified them."
"(dp) I see (dp) keeeeeeep me posted."
Kirk walked up to the bridge with Spock.
"If you don't mind me asking, who are you making Chief Engineer?"
"Uh...(dp) Ensign Gracie (dp) I suppose..."
Spock rolled his eyes, "you haven't thought much about this have you?"
"No, no really. (dp) But how much damage could (dp) she do?"
At that question, images flashed through Spock's head. 'Children screaming, mothers crying, alarms, explosions, chaos, disorder, illogic, death, and dismemberment.'
He screamed and ran off.
"I wonder (dp) whaaaaat that was (dp) about."
Suddenly the deck burst into flames.
"Johnsen!"
Oops...
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I wish to thank everyone who had reviewed! *huggles* please continue to do so! you are the joy of my life! *suddenly music begins out of nowhere. "you light up my life"* *lights dim as the romantic music plays* *gracie is suddenly in very sexy black dress with hair all fancy* *begins to sing beautifully* You! Light up my lifeee! *forgets words and insteads hums and mumbles* la mhm lala...laaa...*music is stopped with a 'wicky!'* *silence prevails* *blink-blink*