Disclaimer: Although this may come as a shock to you, I still don't own Sonic or Sega or Wal-Mart. So there. Lol.
Thank ya all for the wonderful reviews (even though I only got about four) it motivated me to make this chapter faster than I would have. I usually update every weekend, because I have school and homework (tons because I'm in gifted, and they pile on the homework as if it was pie, oooh, pie! I get easily distracted) Aaaany way, just wanted to say, keep the review a'rollin. Thank you kindly.
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Sorry that this chapter is short, I promise you a 6-page-on-word-doccument-or-more-chapter this weekend.
Don't ask why I made Tails act like some drugged out freak, I just felt like it. XD
On with the fan fiction (finally)
Chapter Two: Eggman finally explains the Gender Blender (even though the title is self explanatory)
After Barney finished singing "Hey Ya", after John Denver finished singing his whole album five times, after the McDonalds dude finished talking to his sandwich and complaining about losing it, after many countless hours of terrible over-rated music, Eggman came back into the room. (That was a long sentence.) He popped out the whatchamacallit and carelessly shoved the MP3 player into his pocket. "Now, I shall show you...the Gender Blender! Bwahahahahaha...(cough)...hahahahaha...ha." Cackled Eggman.
"That's a really stupid laugh". Commented Knuckles. "Try, hmm, how about, cha, cha, cha?"
"Ok, how's this?" Eggman asked. "This is the Gender Blender! Cha, cha, cha!"
"Eh, it doesn't have zeal, maybe you should add 'Charmin' to the end of it". Suggested Sonic, trying to conceal his laughs.
"Zeal? Charmin? Umm, well, here it goes, cha, cha, cha, Charm- hey! What the (beep)?!? You tricked me!" The enraged scientist yelled.
"Charmin! Hey, isn't that toilet paper?" Tails asked.
"Goodness, you must be the sharpest crayon in the tool shed." Tikal said.
Nobody noticed Eggman's face getting very red (more so than normal). Sonic, Rouge, and Knuckles were laughing, Tikal was playing with her bracelets, Amy was twirling a quill with her finger while chewing gum that came out of nowhere, Cream was picking at her nails, and Tails was sitting on the floor, cross-eyed. (Another long sentence). "I...I...I've given you slack, I've let you make fun of me, I've let you be rude and spoil my plots. I've done that because the memory of Maria..."
Back to Southeast Asia
"MARIA!" Shadow yelled.
Back to Sonic and co.
"...softened me a bit, my father, Robotnik, told me about her, to take care of her, but you know...wait, we're off subject...anyway, I've let you do those things, but today, ooh, today is different. Today I shall change that, I'll show no mercy, it won't hurt physically, but emotionally, it will rip out your insides and turn it into mincemeat." Eggman said, with a weird look in his eyes.
"But I thought you said this won't hurt!" Cream yelled.
"Oh my God! It's a figure of speech!" The now official 'mad' scientist said. (I know, that was corny).
Back to Southeast Asia (which is now California)
"Finally! I've got to where I wanted!" Shadow said. "Now just to find...what the?...ahhhhhh!"
Back to the evil dude
"Yosh! This is the Gender Blender!" Eggman said as he took a sheet off a large item that came out of nowhere.
"Gasp!" Tails yelled.
"Gasp is right, this baby can zap eight animals at a time." Said Eggman.
"Will you please tell us what it does, Egghead?" Sonic asked.
"Just about to...Sonichead, er, just pretend I didn't say that."
"Whatever".
"Anyway, the Gender Blender changes..."Eggman started, but was interrupted by a certain black hedgehog falling onto his Sleep Number mattress.
"Eggman" Shadow growled.
"Shadow" Eggman said.
"Eggman"
"Shad-"
"Stop it!" Rouge yelled.
"Nice of you to stop by, Mr.Worldsgreatestlifeform, I was just telling your friends how this here machine worked." Eggman said.
"And how does it work?" Shadow asked, walking over to Sonic.
"The Gender Blender changes your gender gradually, it doesn't hurt, but you get certain features that only the opposite gender has, and you eight get to try it out!" Said Eggman.
"Ooh lucky me, I came in on the fun part." Shadow said sarcastically.
"And now, smile and say 'cheesy!'" Eggman laughed. He aimed the gun at Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Cream, Tikal, and Amy, and then fired.
ZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!
"Oh, crap". Sonic whispered.
So how'd ya like it? Wow I just got this great idea! How about you review this fanfic! How inventive of me! Email me at or to talk about Sonic or this fan fiction. Thanks a lot!