Ok, I'm going to start off with this...

ATTENTION ALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE MY FAN FICTIONS!!!

I AM CHANGING MY PEN NAME TO: Soniclover3...So, well, ya

I am changing it because my friends at school figured it out, and I don't want them to read the fan fics.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT THING...

I did NOT copy anyone's ideas, nor will I in the future. Please don't assume until you've found out both sides of the story. I'm sorry for all of the confusion.

Looks like this chapter isn't going to be as long as planned...Jeanne (the hurricane) is coming in, oh, about 6 hours, and I need to help get ready (yes, I live in Florida, lucky me) So this 'un will be about five pages on word document. Sorry : (

Disclaim-a: I still don't own Sonic, Sega, my sanity (I lost it last week) or my math teacher (not that I wanted to in the first place). But I will conquer Sega soon, here's my plan...

1. I take Mario hostage

2. Umm, I haven't gotten that far...

News: I won't be updating as often because...1. I have a new fan fiction that I'm working on...2. I'm not getting many reviews, so I feel unloved...3. If you want me to update quicker, email me or review telling me to do so, so I shall feel loved.

I'm making a new fan fiction called "The Sonic Variety Pack" filled with one-chapter comedies, dramas, and much, much more! Fun for everyone! YAY!!!!!

Important things in this chappie...

1) Eggman tells his real name

2) We find out what happens with the Gender Blender

3) The effects of the Gender Blender

4) Well I can't tell you much more, or there will be no point in writing!

Enough said...on with the fan fiction...

We left our slightly retarded heroes when Sonic said, "oh, crap". Now lets find out if that phrase was 'fo sho', or if he was being random...

"Yosh, 'oh crap' is right! Now you shall feel the wrath of Edwardio E. Emilio! Muahahah-" Eggman started, but was interrupted by Sonic.

"Edwardio E. Emilio???" The abnormally fast hedgehog asked.

"Er, n-n-no, I didn't say that" (there are a lot of words starting with 'e') Eggman stuttered.

"Uh, like yeah ya did". Said Amy.

"Ok, ok, you got me, my birth name is actually Edwardio E. Emilio, but since I hated my name and everyone at school called my Humpty Dumpty, I now call myself Eggman." Edwardio, er, I mean Eggman explained.

"Wow, I thought I made that name for y-"Started Sonic, but was interrupted by a weird cramping feeling in his lower abdomen. "Ouchies, that hurts, I never felt like this before..."

"Yay! My plan is working! You are feeling the effects of girl-ism!" Eggman yelled.

"But what does my stomach cramping have to do with..." Sonic trailed off and finished his sentence with a simple "oh". Then reality hit him hard in the face. "NOOOOOOO"! Yelled Sonic as he threw himself onto the floor and had a tantrum.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Eggman said. He turned his attention to the confused and scared faces of (takes deep breath) Tails, Knuckles, Rouge, Shadow, Tikal, Amy, and Cream. "You all shall turn permanently into the opposite gender in, oh about, one week. And I've got the antidote...na, na, na, boo, boo, you can't catch me!" Eggman sung as he hopped (yes, I know, he's defying physics) into his Egg Carrier. "Get a loada thisss". He blasted some unknown orange/green goo at Tails, and since Tails is and idiot, he didn't do anything. Turns out, the 'goo' was leftover potato salad from 1856. Tails licked his unpleasantly orange and green slimy face and remarked "yummy!" Everyone screamed except Eggman who had a weird look in his eyes (more than usual) and Tails, who was satisfied licking all of the 'tater salad' off of his fur. "Awesome! Does it taste good?" Amy asked. "Wait, did that just come out of my (buuuuurp) mouth? Hey! What's happening?"

"You just don't listen do you? It's the Gender Blender for God's sake! Ya ought to know what that means!" Eggman yelled.

"Uhh, I'm not gett'n ya". Amy said casually.

"You are turning into a boy! Gah!" Roared Eggman. "Now get out of my sight!"

A bright yellowish whitish light came down from the roof and took everyone up one by one, but Tails was left behind. "Beam me up Scotty"! Tails yelled. (Reference to Star Wars...btw, I've never seen one episode, but my friend is obsessed, but that's a whole different story...) The intensely bright light came back again, but the stupid fox was on his head, so he was beamed up that way.

Back at Sonic's apartment...

"Is it just me, or am I smelling like a guy?"

"Is it just me, or am I getting hips?"

"Is it just me, or is my bra getting bigger, or am I just shrinking?"

"No, it's not just you"! Sonic said. "I really think that Eggman's plan really worked!"

"Naw, he's not that smart." Laughed Knuckles. "Hey, is my voice getting higher pitched?"

"Yeah it is, and I'm developing a taste for foot ball...bum, Bum, BUMMM". Cream said.

"Nooooo!" Shadow yelled. "I...I think...I think I like...PINK! AHHHH!!!!!"

"This is even worse than listening to Eggman's terrible choice of music." Amy said, as she scratched her armpits, which were quite hairy (sorry for the bad visual). Just then, Tails entered the room wearing a purple tube top and a denim mini skirt. "Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt, it is sooooo big, she's like one of those rapper's girlfriends" He/she said. ("I like big butts" song plays in the background for about two minutes while everyone in the room except Tails has their jaws wide open). "Ya know, I think I could get used to this..." The new vixen mused.

"Ok, lets not do that anymore, Tails, because, quite frankly, you are scaring the crap out of me (not figuratively) and also, the people reading this fan fiction are going to close this story because you are acting like a (beep)." Sonic growled. "We need to find that antidote before Knuckles, Shadow and I start acting like you."

"Fine, be that way, but I just have one question...Rouge, can I borrow your bra, because, well, yeah." Tails said.

"Oh, you little pervert". Said Rouge after giving Tail a good, hard smack in the muzzle.

"Ouchies, my stomach is hurting again, and it seems as though I have acquired a cut someplace on my upper leg." Sonic said, cringing.

"Sonic, you didn't cut your leg, here, take this, go to the bathroom, and read the directions, then, er, yeah." Amy said nervously as she handed Sonic a wrapped plastic cylinder (if you are a girl, you know what I'm talking about). Sonic read the directions, his face getting even more fearful with every word he read, but he passed out before he could finish.

Awkward silence...

"So, uh, Amy, what was that about?" Knuckles asked.

"You do not want to know, trust me." Replied Amy, many giggles from Tikal, Rouge, and Cream followed.

More awkward silence...

"Um, who wants pizza?" Asked Shadow.

"Yay for pizza!" Everyone yelled, completely forgetting their predicament. But tomorrow, they will all see how powerful The Gender Blender can blend and mash and mush and gush and other words that mean to twist their lives.

YAY! Cliffhanger, well, not really, but oh well...Please review, the button is right there, waiting for you to click it! Click it, click it, click it, click it, click it!!!! Lol. So you get my point. Hopefully. Do you want me to review? Hehehe...

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