Sorry again, but my fingers hurt from typing so much, so this chapter will only be about four pages on word document again.

YAY! Another chapter! I updated on Saturday, and today is Sunday, and I'm updating again! But fanfiction isn't working, so this might have to wait a while...Darn. I don't have school on Monday either because of Jeanne. But I can't update tomorrow because the ever-looming math homework is creeping up on me, and I can't procrastinate any more. Darn. We are doing fractions. I hate fractions. Can you answer this? 3/10 plus negative 13/15? Down with math. Darn. Now I have all those die-hard math fans after me. Ahhh! The nerds are coming for me! Lol. Just kidding. Sorry to the people who like math. But where I live, 'tis a free country, and I shall fulfill my rights by dissing math! But not now, it is story time!

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega or the ozone layer. And besides, do you really think anyone from Sega would be writing a fan fiction? I rest my case.

Chapter four: Shopping Spree

Recap: We left our gender changing freaks while they ordered pizza and overfed themselves. Sadly, Tails exploded. I needed to kill him off anyway. No I'm just kidding. Tails didn't explode, although I wish he did...

Since everybody was too fat to drive home, so they all slept over at Sonic's apartment. Out of nowhere, a rooster crowed waking everybody up. "Shut the (bleep) up, you (bleep'n) chicken" Shadow mumbled, taking out his rife that also came from nowhere. Luckily for the rooster, Shadow has a terrible shot, so all Shadow did was make seven holes in the roof. "Smooth" Rouge said, wiping the sand from her eyes. She just so happened to look down and noticed an absence of her chest. Rouge was so shocked; she didn't know what to say. She collapsed onto her knees and yelled "NOOOOOOO!" Right about that time, everyone was noticing their changed bodies. "Ew, I'm curvy!" Knuckles screamed.

"I'm not even going to start on how odd that sounds." Shadow scoffed. "Look at me, I'm still a man, not on the inside, but I'm famous for hiding my emotions."

"Pff, yeah right, a man? I thought you were turning into a squirrel!" Laughed Sonic.

"Wow, this is weird, I have a sudden urge to watch basketball and have a beer in my hand." Cream whispered.

"And I want to eat chocolate while watching soap operas, Lifetime Movie Network, and WE, woman's entertainment." Said Tails. "Wait, I already to that..."

Everybody sweatdropped.

So for the next five hours, those furries talked about how they are changing. Finally, Amy suggested they all go to the mall and get clothes. Which is kind of odd, because the boys don't even wear clothes.

At the mall...

"I think we should split up into groups so the girls can help the guys, and vice versa." Rouge suggested. "Let's go in couples, so, It'll be..." A large poster appears, with the groups on it.

Rouge and Shadow

Tails and Cream

Tikal and Knuckles

Amy and Sonic

"Ok, lets go!" Cream yelled. Some corny adventure music plays in the background as the four couples run in different directions. Sonic and Amy go to Limited Too (I hate that place), Tikal and Knuckles go to Pac Sun, Rouge and Shadow go to Hot Topic, and Tails and Cream go to Wet Seal.

At Limited Too...

"Arghy! The pink! Get me out of here!" Amy yelled, causing a few humans to stop and stare.

"Look, I really need to get some outfits that are girlish, and I do think that this plaid skirt would look good with my fur." Said Sonic, as he picked up the said skirt.

"I hate Eggman" Grumbled Amy.

"Hate is a strong word, try using 'dislike strongly'." Sonic said, while giggling. "Hey, do you think that green hedgehog over there is cute?"

"Oh, come on Sonic, that's just wrong!" Amy yelled. "I'm going to the Gap, come with me or I'll drag you there."

"Fine, just let me buy these." Sonic said, holding up a turquoise sequined sleeveless shirt, plaid mini skirt, black skirt, faded low rise jeans, and a pink and white polka dotted thong.

"Ewwww! That's just wrong!" Exclaimed Amy as she stormed out the door.

At Hot Topic...

While Rouge was picking out some baggy black jeans, Shadow was trying to find a skirt. "The only colors here are black! I can't find any pink! I'm going to the Gap to get something not gothic." He said.

"How cliché. Your fur is black, but you don't want black clothes. Bah!" Replied Rouge. But Shadow was already gone.

At Wet Seal...

"Ooh, look at the pretty colors, Cream! I loooove this color, it brings out my eyes, don't ya think?" Tails asked.

"There's nothing here for me, all this store has is peppy clerks, music videos, and revealing shirts!" Answered Cream.

"That's why it's so great! Even before I turned into a girl, I shopped here."

Cream sweatdropped. "It's my turn to shop, I'm going to the Gap." She/he said.

At Pacific Sun...

"I'm bored, I'm going to the Gap, see you later." Tikal said, over her shoulder.

"(Sigh) Sunsets are so dreamy, and so is this Welcome To Paradise shirt...excuse me, I'll take this." Knuckles said to the shop clerk.

Just then, a loud high pitch scream came from the woman's bathroom...

Ok, I am sooooo sorry to do this, but I have to stop the chapter here...fan fiction is being really stupid, and not letting me log on, and this is my only chance, so I will continue the chapter later in the week. Sorry again.

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