Wowzers, I've updated three times in three days. Go me! Lol. Just kidding. This chappie is moderately long, it's about six pages on word document. I got my math homework done (thank you ShadowandAmy'sfangirlforlife for helping me). So now I've got a whole four hours to type. YAY!!!!!! Obviously, our power never went out, lucky us, there are over five million power outages in Florida. I feel blessed. (Hugs self).
News: I'm changing my pen name in 24 (twenty four) hours. It is 12:25 in the afternoon right now, so tomorrow, at this time, my pen name is going to be Soniclover3.
More News: After the sixth or seventh chapter, I'm going to start working on Sonic Variety Pack and update every so often for the Gender Blender, so you might want to look for my new fanfic and review that too (wink, wink).
Even more news: I've read this on some fanfics, it's that the author makes a 'printable' version, to 'read on the go'. Since I've gotten more than fifteen reviews, I wanted to know to 'yall' wanted me to do that. When you review, type "yes to printable" if you want me to, or "no to printable" if you don't (duh). It's ok to say no, it doesn't hurt my feelings. Hehehe.
More more news: After every chappie, I'm going to have the characters talking with me and such...if you don't get it, well, you will, your time will come child...lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega, or Ashton Kutcher...Darn.
Just to let ya know, since I'm a girl, I might do some minor 'guy bashing' so please don't be offended.
Recap: All the girls turning into guys are going to the Gap, and quote, "A loud high pitch scream came from the woman's bathroom." Unquote.
On with the fanfic already...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The voice screamed again. It seems as though Shadow was being stupid and went into the girl's bathroom. Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails came running to the bathroom because the voice sounded familiar, and Sonic's instinct was to help, pah. Come to find out it was Shadow. Being stupid. Like I said two sentences ago. "I felt like I was girl, and I really had to go!" Shadow whined, when Knuckles gave him the evil eye. "I guess not all of me has changed, because I mistook the sink for a urinal, and, well, yeah..." Just then, a girl looking about ten came running out of the bathroom with her eyes covered and yelled. "My eyes! They burn!" She uncovered her face. "Nooooo! I'm blind! Die stupid black hedgehog!" The girl started to run, but ran into the wall.
Everyone sweatdropped
"I'm guessing that would be the person who saw you, Shad." Knuckles said.
"That would be a good guess." Tails laughed.
"Totally." Shadow replied, and then suddenly clamped his hands over his mouth. "Di...di...did I just say that?"
"'Fraid so, my friend." Said Sonic.
The same green hedgehog Sonic saw at Limited Too walked by, and the four so called 'boys' giggled and pointed at him. A family of humans looked up from where they were sitting. The father covered the daughter's eyes and said, "I can't believe how many gay people there are."
"I know, that's why I'm voting for Bush." The wife sighed.
"Hey! We aren't gay! Dr. Eggman just trapped us, zapped us, and changed our gender, we can't help it!" Knuckles yelled.
Now the little girl spoke up, her father's hand was still on her eyes, "yeah, right, you (bleep'n) (bleep), fruit cakes like you should be burned!"
"That's my girl!" The father exclaimed.
"What is this world coming to?" Shadow said to no one in particular.
At the Gap...
All four girl/boys walked in from the same door, shopped at the same sports wear rack, checked out at the same cashier. And only when the cashier asked if they were shopping together did they notice each other.
"Aww, man, this sucks, now that I'm a boy, I'm not observant. I only see what's in front of me." Rouge sighed. "I am not going to take this anymore, we must find that antidote!"
"Yeah, I have no idea how Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, and Sonic can live with themselves." Tikal said.
Awkward silence...
"Sooooo, Cream, like how's Cheese?" Amy asked. "What type is he? Fly? Dark? Hero?"
"Stupid" Cream responded. "He is going out with Omochao, but thankfully, Omochaos don't have a gender.
More awkward silence...
Ok, this is getting boring, so lets go back to the boy/girls...
Back to Sonic, Knuckles, Shadow, and Tails...
"We have got to find that antidote!" Shadow yelled. "I just can't go on like this"!
"Um, we've been like this for only 1.5472 days." Commented Knuckles.
"There's only one thing we can do..." Sonic started.
"PAR-TAY!" Tails screamed.
"You got it!" Said Shadow. "Lets go find the girl/boys to tell them."
At the Gap...
"Hey Shad, how are ya do'in?" Rouge asked casually.
"Before we kick Eggman's butt, we are going to have a party!" Shadow yelled.
"And we are gunna dance, and sing karaoke, and drink..." Tails started.
"Ahem, Tails, you've already done that, and it didn't go over well to say the least." Sonic corrected.
"Naw, I'll be fine! Anyway, we are going to party like it's 2004!!!!" Continued Tails.
"Tails, the last time I checked, it is 2004." Knuckles said.
Awkward silence for the bajillionth time in one chapter.
"This chapter is getting really boring, put the chapter out of its misery and end it!" Sonic exclaimed, obviously talking to me. I sighed and said, "I had to teach Shadow this back in chapter one." Then Sonic grew seven feet and hit his head on the ceiling, blew up, and reformed back to normal. "Ouchies, why the (bleep) did you do that?" The now enraged hedgehog asked.
The plot thickens...(A/N: I always wanted to say that...)
"She wanted to put you in your place, she's the author, supreme dude of..." Shadow started, but was cutoff by Amy's piko-piko hammer smoshing him into the ground. "Ahem, it's dudette, not dude." I said. (A/N: When I talk, its like just a voice, they can't really see me.) Everyone started backing away from where my voice was coming from. Darn, now they hate me. Boxes of chocolates appear in their hands. "Yay! Now all I need is the LMN!" Tails yelled.
Ok, I'm calling it quits here; it's getting too weird for even me (that's saying something)
Shadow: Ouch...
Sonic: Owie...
Tails: When am I going to get to watch my movies?
Rouge: When am I going to change back into a girl?
Cream: When am I going to go to the bathroom?
Me: Muahahahaha, I'm not telling you!
Tikal: Well that's not nice!
Me: I know. Oh, I almost forgot, I need to make a statement about Tikal and Knuckles being and 'item' (lol) I know they are from the same tribe. Oopsie, let's hope they don't make any inbred echidnas! That's all for now! Be sure to review and keep a lookout for Chapter Six: Da Par-tay...Buh bye!
Update: I wanted to let you know that this is the end of the whole story. I'm sorry...
HA! Fooled you. I'm not ending this fanfic for quite a while. What I really wanted to say is that I'm stopping at chapter 10, which is (counts on fingers for a long time) 5 more chapters left! YAY!
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