Disclaimer: These fictions have nothing to do with the main story line by J.K. Rowling. They are made to be random and amusing bits from a time at Hogwarts with the Trio, Staff as well as myself and some friends. Last names of my friends and I have been changed for the sake of their innocent selves (Not that they are innocent at all.). Enjoy.

Background: My friends and I, being the evil and trouble making hellions that we are, are running wild around the Hogwarts campus and the staff are more or less powerless to stop us. Then again, Dumbledore is usually amused by the harmless games, Snape is downright scared and McGonagall doesn't know what to think.

Characters (Who will show up eventually):

Irina Kaye- 7th year Slytherin Head Girl

Jason Faust- 7th year Hufflepuff Head Boy

Harry Potter-6th year Gryffindor

Ronald Weasley- 6th Year Gryffindor

Hermione Granger- 6th year Gryffindor

Melissa Moore- 6th year Slytherin

Draco Malfoy- 6th year Slytherin

Calvin Aromi- 6th year Ravenclaw

Amanda O'Rilley- 7th year Ravenclaw

Garrett Fourmite- 7th year Ravenclaw

Kevin Styles- 7th year Hufflepuff

There is a light rapping on the dungeon door of the school potions master. He lifts his head form his work and narrows his eyes. He calls for the knocker's entrance and the Deputy Headmistress steps in looking slightly concerned.

"Severus?" She speaks firmly.
"Yes Minerva?" Snape responds somewhat coldly.
"Do you realize the lake has been turned into Jello?"

Shape pauses and blinks. "What?"
Minerva sighs and waves her hand. "Come and I'll show you."

Snape stands and follows her curiously up into her office where there is a perfect view of the lake. It is a bright lime green and seemed to be wiggling. The lake was indeed Jello. Snape looked to the Deputy Headmistress who sighed and shook her head.
"This is your Head Girl's doing."
"She isn't MY Head Girl. Albus selected her."
"She is in YOUR house. Do something."
"Haven't I lost enough nerves to her already? You try having her in your house for a week and see what she does to you let alone seven years of it! I am not talking to her. The last time I tried she called me 'Snapey-poo' and tried to pounce me." Severus stood firmly by his decision not to talk to the Head Girl. There was no doubt in either of their minds that this was her work, but that girl was insane.
"She was high on sugar; she may not have had any yet."
"And Jello is what exactly?" Snape asked critically eyeing Minerva.
She arches her brows then sighs. Turning her head from him she glances back out at the lake. "Sugar."

"Right. So we never saw anything?" Snape pressed.
"Nope." She agreed and they both went off their ways acting as if they didn't know that the giant squid was swimming in a lake of lime Jello.