I am sooooo sorry for not updating, there are numerous reasons why...

1) Fanfiction didn't let me update for a whole flipping week! Holy crap!

2) I'm lazy

3) I've been busy with school, hurricanes, and typing Flying Without Wings.

I know you've not been yayful, but I'll start to update soon enough. (And this chapter is longer than 7 pages on word document).

Fanfiction is not nice, it deleted Rhythm and Balance because of a misunderstanding. Someone reported this fic, but to no avail on their part. Bwahahaha! I win! Tee hee. Ok, I'm over that.

Speshul News Announcements:

Super Metal Sonic might be making a sequel to Flying Without Wings (I gave 'em permission)

I think I have all the characters I need, so thank ya kindly!

And thank you to the constant reviewers...

Super Metal Sonic, Lobo-Chan, ShadowandAmy'sfangirlforlife, and Trow it all away

There are some other dudes (and dudettes), but I forgot...sorry

(Hopefully I can get some more peopleses after I stop being lazy and update)

Woohoo! New characters! Here are the characters I'm going to be using, you can submit your characters still, but there is a lesser chance I'll use it.

I'll be using...(Only Shard will appear in this chapter)

Shard, Sean, Kako, Shade, and Snow...holy crap! All the names except Kako start with 's'. If your character is Sean, Shade or Snow, could you please change it? You don't have to, but I'd like at least one person to volunteer.

Disclaimer: (Almost forgot) I don't own Sonic, Sega, or H.G. Wells.

Chapter six: Da Party Preparations

Sonic's Apartment 11:24 a.m.

"Sonic! What do you think?" Tikal asked as she shoved a large piece of paper in the hedgehog's face.

It read...

Spin the bottle

Truth or dare

Prank calls

Other crap that I can't think of right now

"Yeah, sure Tikal, that sounds great, they'll love your game selection." Sonic replied. "Lets go to Publix to get some par-tay supplies."

"Ok, I'll go get the gang...heh, that sounds like we're a gang of vandalizing, killing, scumbag teenagers!" Tikal said as she burped extremely loud.

"No, lets just go alone..."

(A/N: Remember, Sonic lives in an apartment.)

Just then, a light blue hedgehog zoomed by, leaving a chilly feeling in his wake. "Hey, loser! What do ya think your do'in?" Sonic yelled at the quadruped. The hedgehog stopped abruptly and turned around, his penetrating steel blue eyes staring. "I'm running, no dir...wait, aren't you Sonic? The world renowned superly awesome dude?" He asked.

"Well, I am Sonic, I don't about the last part, but yeah. What's your name?"

"Shard, ice extraordinaire".

"Nice to meet you, Shard. This is Tikal."

Tikal waved meekly from behind Sonic.

"Hey, would you like to come to Publix with us?" Sonic asked.

"Sure, I've got nothing else to do." Replied Shard. "Why are ya headed there?"

"Well, me, Tikal, Shadow, Amy, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, and Cream have been zapped by a ray that happened to change our gender and now since we've got no self motivation, we're going to throw a party and you are invited." Sonic said, gasping for air.

"O...k..." Said Shard, not believing Sonic one bit.

"Do you want to take the stairs or the elevator?" Sonic asked.

"I'll pass on the elevator." Shard said, looking extremely nervous.

"Aw, why? I love the elevator...it goes up, and then down, and then up, and then down, and then..." Sonic said, while pushing Shard into the elevator. "Geeze! You are cold! What's wrong?"

"Uh...um...er..." Was all the blue hedgehog said.

"What the (bleep) is wrong with you?" Sonic asked. "It's just an elevator." Just then, elevator music started playing. Shard screamed like a little girl and took out his ice sword, slicing everything in his path."

"What a flipping mental." Tikal commented.

Many angry seconds later...

Ding! The doors opened and Shard walked out like nothing ever happened. Sonic and Tikal sweatdropped.

At Publix 11:35 in the afternoon.

(A/N: You've probably gone shopping at a grocery store, so I won't include this section. Everything went accordingly and everything on the list was gotten.)

At the register

"Awwwww! Look at the little furbies! They are so cute!" Sonic screamed, picking up the said furby. Shard started to back away slowing. "They...them...get them away from me...they are out to get me..."

Tikal sighed and said, "I never heard of a furby complex."

Back at the apartments 12:39 in the afternoon.

"The party's from 5 p.m. to 4 in the morning. The place is at room number 384." Sonic told Shard.

"Hey, isn't 384 the secret room that police, retards, and people who aren't invited can't get into?" Shard asked.

"But I invited Big, now he can't come." Tikal added.

"Big's a retard." A random fox said, skipping by.

In Sonic's apartment 12:45 in the late afternoon.

Shadow and Amy were sitting on the couch waiting for Sonic and Tikal to come back. Shadow was trying out different lip-glosses and Amy was watching a foot ball game. Tikal crumpled up the shopping list and threw it at Shadow's head. "Owwwwww!" He cried as he opened it up.

Chips

Dip

Nachos

Drinks

Drinks for Tails

Popcorn

Cake

Candy

"Hey! Where's the pie?" Shadow asked as he added pie to the list. "Heads up!" Tikal yelled as she threw yet another list at Shadow's head. "What the? What's this for?" He asked.

"It's a list of people we are going to invite."

Shard

Kacie

Snow

Elaine

Eggman

Shade

Kako

Sean

Big Don't invite

Kathryn

Sara

Metal Sonic

Zander

Jason

Warrick (A/N: If you haven't noticed, I'm using a lot o CSI names...Kathryn, Sara, Warrick...teehee, I love CSI)

Random people who look like they want to go to a party

"Who are these people?" Amy asked, finally talking.

"They are from my tribe...and some others..." Said Tikal.

Awkward silence

Just then, Tails came bursting into the room, his eyes were wide and it looked like he had something up his butt (sorry for the bad visual). He started hopping around the room breaking stuff. "TAILS! What the (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) are you doing? You are ruining all my junk!" Sonic yelled. Tails froze in mid jump, and with his back towards Sonic, he turned his head all the way around and said, "Nah hamya hee no hamyo!"

"Oh my God! Tails! Why didn't you tell us you were on crack?" Shadow screamed. "Yes, I can speak idiot."

"Ekkuaba nosheve slami cho espha!"

"Aw, Tails, you shouldn't say that about Sonic."

"Feelo chaganfa hamya hee no hamyo!"

"Hey! That's not nice! I really thought you were on drugs!" Shadow scurried over to Sonic and Tikal. "He's not really on crack, he was just messing with me."

Tails dropped to the ground and he ran into the kitchen closet and pulled out a giant sack-o-sugar, which was at least three feet taller than him. It was only half way full. Everyone except Tails sweatdropped. "Mie precioussssssssssss!" He whispered, stroking the bag. Knuckles, Rouge, and Cream came walking in, carrying the party supplies that weren't food. The retard of a fox ran up to Knuckles and gave him an all to friendly hug. While he was nuzzling the echidna's arm, Sonic and Shadow pulled him off and threw him in the hall closet. While Amy boarded up the sides, Cream welded the door to the wall. Because the author wanted to spice up this fic, Rouge was accidentally pushed into the closet too. "Nooooo! Open the door, OPEN THE DOOR!" Rouge yelled. "Hey, hey, hey." Tails said. Then there was silence. Erie silence. "It's quiet...too quiet." Sonic said in a really freaky voice. The door started shaking violently and glowing green ooze trickled out the bottom. "O...k..." Knuckles said. "Lets just get the food and supplies down to the room...the party starts in 4 hours!"

Room 384 1:38 p.m.

"Well that ought to do it...Shadow, do we have it all?" Knuckles asked.

"Lemme check." Shadow pulled out the checklist and read it aloud. "Bar, bartenders, dance floor, D.J, food, closets for...umm stuff, and bathrooms, couches, chairs, separate rooms for truth or dare, spin the bottle, and prank calls...all in check."

There were four rooms, the main one, and then three divisions, each for the different games. The prank call room had 30 beanbags in a semi-circle with a phone in the middle. There were speakers around the room, so everyone could hear the conversation. The truth or dare room had 30 pillows in a circle. A Refrigerator, a closet, and numerous other things were set in the room for all of the possible outcomes of the truths or dares. Room number three (spin the bottle room) had three spacious closets and on the ground was a green bottle and 30 circular pillow seat thingies in a circle.

"It is time..." Sonic said in the same really freaky voice.

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