I'm baaaack! Brace yourselves, because this is the longest chapter eva! (Cracks knuckles)
Knuckles: Ouch!
(I know, old joke, I'm so ashamed)
In this chapter, I have a lot of references to the SatAM characters, and they are insulted kind of, but I have nothing against them, I love SatAM.
I'm getting right to the disclaimer...
Er...Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega, or the SatAM characters, I don't own Scary Movie 3 either.
Whoot!
What you'll see in this chapter...
Da par-tay!
Sally, Bunnie, and Mina fighting over Sonic (remember, since he was zapped, he has no interest in girls).
Prank calls, spin the bottle, and a very revealing truth or dare game (in more ways than one).
4:59 p.m. Room 384
Awkward Silence...Knuckles, Sonic, Shadow, Tails (who was tied up and in a potato sack), Amy, Rouge (who was scarred for life), Cream and Tikal were pacing around the giant room.
5:01 p.m. Same place
"Arrrrgh! They aren't going to come! Nooooo! That is so typical of them, fashionably late my (bleep)." Tails screamed from inside his potato-y prison.
5:06 p.m. Same place
The door falls down and tons of animals, and a few chao and humans come running in. "I'm more yayful!" Rouge screamed. Sonic walked up to a podium and tapped the microphone. "Is, is this thing on? Ahem...can you hear me? All the way in the back? Testing...1...2...3...testing." Can you hear me? Testing..."
"Shut the (bleep) up you (bleep) son of a (bleep)!" A chao named Spawn yelled. Everybody sweatdropped.
"O...k...anyway, let me tell you the plans for this party that go'in down. We socialize and mingle for thirty minutes, next we dance, and then we eat and drink, after that the real games begin, prank calls, truth or dare, spin the bottle, stuff like that. After those pastimes, we'll all probably be too drunk to know what we are doing, so the rest is up to your impaired mind to decide." Sonic announced. There were many jeers of happiness.
A few minutes later...
"Hey, who the (bleep) invited Eggman and Metal Sonic to the party?" (A/N: To Super Metal Sonic, I mean the real Metal Sonic in the games). Shadow asked. Everybody in the room stopped and yelled 'not me'. "I invited myself, a mad scientist needs to have a good time once in a while eh?" Eggman said.
Amy, who was standing by near Eggman, shuddered.
After the boring mingling...
"Lets get ready to rrrrrumble!" Tails screamed.
"Oh my God, Tails, that is so flipping stupid!" Cream yelled at him.
Funkah music started to play in the background as all 27 guests tried to fit on the dance floor. The dance floor began to light up like those groovy thingamabobs in the 70's. Sonic and Shadow were break-dancing, and neither of them were doing good. Eggman tried to copy them, but fell on his butt. "Ok Shadow, you win, I'm tired, I'm going to go sit over here." Sonic gestured to an un-crowded section of the room. It was right next to the three doors that lead to the game rooms. When Sonic was finally settled on the purple leopard couch he chose, a certain squirrel/chipmunk hybrid walked up to him. She was wearing a green tube top and a denim mini skirt. If Sonic hadn't been zapped by the Gender Blender, he would have drowned in his drool. "Hey, girl." Sonic said. "Long time no see, huh?" Sally frowned, obviously not getting the response she wanted. "So, what have you been up to?" She asked, tossing her hair out of her eyes dramatically.
"Just getting my gender blended mainly." Sonic replied.
Sally forced a laugh. "You always make me smile, Sonic."
Just then, Mina Mongoose and Bunnie Rabbot ran up to Sonic and Sally. "Hey, Sonic". They yelled in unison. Sally then said, "Isn't this wonderful? A partial Freedom Fighters reunion...isn't that wonderful Sonic?" Sally sat down next the hedgehog and put her arm around him. Sonic wasn't fazed at all; usually, his heart would start pounding in his chest, but he just sat there. Mina sat on the other side on Sonic and Bunnie, who saw there was no place else to sit, took a seat right on Sonic's lap. At that moment, Amy got off the dance floor and walked over to the hedgehog. "Geeze, Sonic, you pimp, get your butt off that chair, its food and drinks time, and that goes for you three also!"
"Oh, Amy, I'm not interested, I'm watching my figure...not that I need to, though." Sally said.
Later (After the food and drinks time because nothing interesting happened).
"Hey Knuckles, do you know where Tails is?" Shadow asked.
"I think I know". The bartender said. She pointed to a trail of empty wine and beer bottles leading up to a heap of hiccupping fur. "Aw, Tails! Not again! Your always on a sugar rush or drunk!" Shadow yelled. Tails picked himself up slowly and remarked, "Oh, I'm fine." Hiccupped and then fell over. Knuckles smiled evilly and said, "I think we can have some fun with this..."
In game room number one 7:29 p.m.
Shadow and Knuckles dragged Tails in by his tails and set him on one of the beanbags. "Lettuce begin!" Tikal yelled, taking a sip of her beer. "Everyone, take a seat and be quiet, whoever wants to make a prank call, sit on the blue beanbags, and if you just want to listen, sit on the red ones." Three animals, one chao, and two humans volunteered to make a prank call. "Tails, you can go first." She said. Since Tails was mentally impaired, he dialed 911.
Tails: Hello? Helooooo?
Operator: Hello. This is 911 (everyone in the room gasps and some people laugh.)
Tikal: Hang up Tails! Hang up!
Tails hangs up and starts to foam at the mouth. "Almost forgot." Tikal said and she punched in some numbers on the phone. "We need to put the whatchamacallit onto the thingamabob to make sure the whatthebajezus doesn't show up on the caller id."
"Oh, now I get it." Snow commented.
"We need to make a list of the dudes and dudettes who are going to play. I don't have any paper, so I'll just write the names on the wall. Does anyone have any lipstick?" Tikal asked. Knuckles jumped up from his seat and handed Tikal fire engine red. Everyone sweatdropped. Tikal wrote
Tails
Snow
Jason
Kako
Eggman
Spawn
on the wall with Knuckle's lipstick. "Ok, we're all set, Tails, dial away." Tails once again dialed 911, but this time, they can't trace the call.
Tails: Buh diddaly umchious sonnacha fouk ralleoop!
Operator: This is 911 thank you for calling.
Tails: Ahhhh! My house is burning down! My family was brutally murdered by Espio and Charmy! I'm going to commit suicide if you don't help me soon! Nooooo! Charmy is coming after me! Hurry! He's coming! He's closer! Save meeeeeeee! Cough, cough, cough, he just stabbed me...goodbye world...
Operator: Please hold
Elevator music plays and Shard starts having seizures. Everyone else is laughing their (beeps) off.
Different operator: Sir, please tell me what's the matter.
Tails: I'm...dying...Charmy...Espio...family...fire...oatmeal...
Operator: Please hold.
Click
"Oh my God! They hung up on me!" Tails yelled as he set the phone down on the receiver. Tails got up and sat next to Mina, who was petting a very uncomfortable looking Sonic. "Next! Who wants to go next? Snow! You're up!" Tikal yelled over the laughter. Snow was a white hedgehog in a black tank top and faded jean pants. "I'm going to call a random person." She announced.
Snow: Get away!
Random person: From what? Is there a bob-omb in my house?
Snow: Step away from meh chicken selects, dude!
Person: My name is Odis, not dude.
Snow: Then Odis, I love ya, but get the (bleep) away from my (bleep'n) chicken selects.
Odis: Are you on crack?
Snow: No way! Are you?
Odis: May...be...
Snow: All the more reason to step off!
Snow starts to sing the Step Off song from School of Rock. Odis hangs up. Everyone in the room is once again laughing their (beeps) off. "Neeeeexxxxxxtttttt!" Tikal yelled. Jason (yeah, that Jason...if you don't know who that Jason is...er, it's Jason Voorhees, the evil guy with the hockey mask that kills people). "I'm going for the The Ring prank call." He stated.
"Faker!" Shadow yelled, but was silenced because he remembered that he was insulting an easily angered mass murderer. "I'm going to call Mario." Jason said.
(A/N: This section contains a related-not exact-lines from Scary Movie 3...I already put it in the disclaimer, but: I don't own Scary Movie 3)
Mario:Hello?
Jason: (Makes crackling noises)
Mario: Who's-a gay? Hello?
Jason: (Even more crackling noises)
Mario: What?
Jason: Can you hear me now?
Mario: Kind of.
Jason: Can you hear me now?
Mario: Good...with Verizon wireless, you ca-
Jason: Seven days.
Mario: Seven days? What the (bleep)? Are you trying to sell me something? No! I-a don't want to buy another hair removal kit!
Jason: You are going to die in seven days.
Mario: Oh-a my God-a...so seven days-a to this very hour? My watch-a broke. How am I going to know the exact-a hour?
Jason: Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
Mario: But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
Jason: Well, that depends. What holiday?
Mario: Martin Luther King Day.
Jason: No.
Mario: Why-a? Are you-a racist?
Jason: Jesus Christ. I'm giving you seven flipping days. I can come over now and kill you, do ya want that?
Mario: Holy crap-a! No!
Mario starts to cry and Jason hangs up the phone. The crowd cheers. "I never liked the Italian (beeeeeep)(beeeeeep)." Amy said.
"Ok, you know the drill, Kako, your turn." Tikal announced. Kako was a beautiful dog/fox hybrid wearing a white t-shirt and baggy black pants. "I'm calling a random Swedish dude". Kako said.
Random Swedish dude: Eh? Whaddaya vant? Me heed is hurt'n meh, and I'm tired, yoa.
Kako couldn't control her laughter.
Kako: E Quizno's subs! They are good to us. E Quizno's subs! They are tasty, they are juicy, and they are good because we like them!
Random Swedish dude: Eh? What are ye? I walk'n and talk'n commerc-ial fo Quiznos? Eh?
Kako: Hearts stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows, and me red balloons! That's me lucky charms, they're magically delicious!
Tails: Hey! I sung that in chapter 1!
Random Swedish dude: You blasted prank callas! Blast you all!
Click.
Everyone in the room cheered, obviously proud of Kako getting a Swedish dude mad. "I have just been informed that Eggman is going to call his mother, and Spawn the chao is calling a random anyone." Tikal said.
"Let's get right to business here..." Eggman said, rubbing his hands together.
Gertrude (Eggman's mom): .............
Eggman: Mom? Are you there?
Gertrude: (Static-y) Miiiiiiii precious
Eggman: Mom, I can't hear you.
Gertrude: Miiiiiiiiiii preeeeecious!...............Precious............(deep breathing) precious, precious, precious...PRECIOUS!
Eggman: Oh, hi mom
Everyone in the room is really freaked out, especially Shard because he thinks Gertrude sounds like a furby. Shard mentally unplugged the phone with his special ice mind power stuff. "Ooooo...k...Spawn, its your turn." Tikal said. An evil Shadow looking chao with penguin eyebrows started nibbling on Tikal's leg. "What the (bleep)? Get off my you little (bleep) (bleep)" She yelled. The chao grumbled and wobbled over to the phone.
Random person: Yo, speak to meh!
Spawn: n4eovmlsdclreu
Random person: You just hate me because I'm black! Just because I grew up in the projects doesn't mean you can say that!
Spawn: grfduh43jfdklsfn4389 3498jmfdn3iu45 etklejn89v3y 9vnrejgherkjghe j9orn8vt, knarf?
Random person: Oh, you've done it now, (bleep), I'm going come over there right now and bust a cap up in your (bleep). That'll teach you to not get up in Middeh Cent's grill...fool!
Spawn hung up and shivered. "Ok, this is getting boring and quite freaky, eh?" Tikal stated. "On to room number two! Truth or dare!" The crowd yelled and screamed with excitement as they all tried to get out of the room.
Truth or dare room 9:14 p.m.
"You know the drill, sit your (bleep) in a space, if you don't want to play, go sit in the corner." Rouge yelled at the crowd. Surprisingly, nobody went in the corner. "So Shard, Kacie, Snow, Elaine, Eggman, Shade, Kako, Sean, Kathryn, Sara, Metal Sonic, Spawn, Zander, Shonic, Warrick, Jason, Sonic, Amy, Shadow, me, Knuckles, Tikal, Cream, Tails, Sally, Bunnie, and Mina are playing, right?" Rouge asked, gasping for air.
"YES!" Everyone screamed.
"Ok, I'll go first...Sean, truth or dare?" Rouge asked.
"Umm, I don't know..." Sean replied.
"Pick truth! I have a really good one!"
"Then I'll choose dare."
"Heh, gotcha! Reverse psychology! I dare you to put worms, ice, fur, raw eggs, and squirrel brains in a blender and then pour it down your pants!"
"Aw, crap, mon!" Sean yelled. "Wait! We don't have those supplies! I'm off the hook!"
"Oh no you dit'nt!" Rouge called back doing that snap wave thingy with her hands. "There's flipping thing you could think of in that fridge, just check."
"Sean hung his head and proceeded to blend the nasty junk and-"
"TAILS!" You don't have to narrate it for us! We can see what's happening." Sonic yelled.
"Tails suddenly felt a cold rush of hatred from Sonic, Tails is going to go curl up in a ball and die." Tails continued.
"Aaaany way...Sean, we're waiting." Rouge announced.
Slowly and reluctantly, Sean started to pour the gross contents into the back of his pants. "Nope, other side." Said Rouge with a grin.
"You're sick, you know that? Just sick!" Sean yelled, putting the vile stuff down the front of his pants. Everyone gasped. "Gasp!" Er, I already said that...
Ok, anyway...
Sean started to cry and ran into the bathroom while a group of drunken chao peed themselves laughing. From inside the bathroom, Sean yelled, "Ok, I've got the worst dare eva! Sonic, truth or dare?"
"Pff, no dir, you are using the psychology thingamabob on me...I'm going with dare!" He replied.
"Reverse, reverse psychology! God Sonic, I'd think you would have learned by now! Ha ha ha on you!" Sean laughed. "Now, for the worst dare that will scar you for life...I dare you to---"
CLIFFHANGER! WHOOT! This is the longest chapter I've ever made! It's a holy crap total of eleven pages on word document! Don't be mad when the next chapter is going to be short, it's going to have the dare, five (give or take) more truth or dares and spin the bottle. Here's meh plan until the ending...
Chapter 8 – Truth or dare and spin the bottle
Chapter 9 – Da party ends and the Sonic gang realizes that they could have just taken the antidote when Eggman was at da party, but they didn't.
Chapter 10 – The gender blended victims search for the antidote.
Chapter 11 – They either get the antidote, or they don't, or a whole different thing happens, but I'm not telling you. Tee hee.
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