Hi yall! I made an account at deviantart (it's a website, but fanfiction won't let me put part) and my pen name there is soniclover3 too. So check out my poorly drawn artwork and leave a message!
Sorry that this chapter is so short, but fall break is almost over and I rented Star Fox Adventures and it's fun fun fun.
Thank you so much, Darkness-aura for your spiffy reviews, I never thought meh fic would be this popular.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega or Quizno Subs.
I know you want to see what the dare is, so here ya go...
"I dare you to...are you ready? You can't go back on this, remember? Or I'll make you die a terrible, terrible death...I dare you to......................
make out with..............................................................................
AMY!!!!" Sean yelled from inside the bathroom.
"Gasp!" Gasped everyone in the room. Amy screamed and jumped up 45,973,150,506 feet in the air.
Silence
"It's the silence of doom." A random dude whispered.
"A single tear dripped down the unfortunate hedgie's face, followed by more, matting his fur. What will become of him, eh? Only time will tell when Amy comes---"
"TAILS!!! Shut up!" Sonic yelled. At that moment, Amy landed, but she didn't have the expression Sean thought she would. "Ugh, that's just nasty, mon!" She yelled. Sean poked his head out of the bathroom with a look of utter confuzzlement. "What the heck is wrong with you, Amy? I thought you'd be thrilled to make out with your 'prince'."
"There's something Sonic, me, Shadow, Rouge, Tikal, Cream, Tails, and Knuckles need to tell yall." Sighed Amy. "Eggman changed our gender and now we need to get the antidote from him. Of course, Soniclover3 won't let us take advantage of Eggman's drunkenness and obtain the remedy...the fool! So I know, you people who read the last chapter were probably screaming at your computer monitor telling us to kick Eggman's (bleep). Sorry, but that comes later, stupid-ness now."
"I don't care about your gender, just make out with Sonic." Sean said. Everyone started chanting, but it was different words so it sounded like "Kiss out make on go".
Amy reluctantly walked over to Sonic, acting like she was intrepid, but we all know she's pissed. Sonic muttered some profane words and pecked Amy on the cheek. "Ok, good enough...Warrick, truth or dare?"
"Hey, hey, hey, hold on there, that ain't no make out session, that was barely a kiss, get back there, I want to see something!" Sean yelled, walking back out of the bathroom. Suddenly, Sailor Moon music started playing and Sonic appeared in a sailor outfit (a really skimpy one with a mini skirt, belly shirt, like they have in that stupid show.) "I am Sailor Sonic, and I fight evil for love and justice". Sonic did some interestingly stupid poses and jumped on Sean. "Ok, ok! Get off me, Sailor Gay." Sean yelled. Sonic returned to normal while everyone else sweatdropped. "Warrick, truth or dare?" He asked.
"Er, da-, no tru-, wait, if you are using reverse psychology, then it would be reverse, reverse, but that's just what you want me to think, so I'll go with dare. Ha, ha! I win!" The rabbit concluded.
"Ok, I dare you to get into a hot tub full of pepto bismal with me, wear a Pringle on your head while you clip meh toenails and I'll shave your back." Sonic said, straight faced, not skipping a beat.
"You disturb us in so many ways." Tikal commented.
"I'll just pretend you didn't say that...Jason (yesh, it's still that Jason) truth or dare?" Warrick asked.
"Truth."
"Explain how molecular aviation, the depletion of the ozone layer, and Bon Jovi are important to Bulgaria, stopping world hunger, and making sure there's a buffalo in every home."
For about five minutes, Jason sat there in silence, and then he abruptly got up and took out a machete and chopped off Warrick's fuzzy head. "Ew!" Everyone yelled.
"Ok, this is what's goin down, yall...starting with Rouge, you have to tell us if you've dreamed or thought of 'stuff' about someone in this room, if so, you have to tell us who the person is, and after this, we are going to go play spin the bottle." Jason announced.
"What if we don't wanna?" Cream asked.
Jason pulled out his bloody machete.
"Never mind."
"Rouge, its your turn." Said Jason.
"No one, not at all."
"Yeah, right, you're a flipping (bleep), answer the question."
"Er.........umm.........ahem.........Elaine?"
"What?" Shadow asked.
"What?" Shard asked.
"What?" Kacie asked.
"What?" Snow asked
"What?" Elaine asked.
"What?" Eggman asked
"What?" Shade asked.
"What?" Kako asked.
"What?" Sean asked.
"What?" Kathryn asked.
"What?" Sara asked.
"What?" Metal Sonic asked.
"What?" Zander asked.
"What?" Shonic asked.
"What?" Warrick asked.
"What?" Jason asked.
"Hey, Tony, I like the things you do...hey Tony! If I could I would be you, your the one and only tiger, with the one and only taste, you how to make kids feel grrrrreat! Frosted Flakes, the're more than good, they're great!" Tails sung.
"What?" Amy asked.
"What?" Rouge asked.
"What?" Knuckles asked.
"What?" Tikal asked.
"What?" Sonic asked.
"What?" Cream asked.
"What?" Sally asked.
"What?" Bunnie asked.
"What?" Mina asked.
"What?" Rotor asked.
"What?" Spawn asked.
"What?" Mario asked.
"What?" Odis asked.
"What?" Gertrude asked.
"What?" Asked everyone else on Earth.
"Never mind, this is getting boring, so lets go play spin the bottle." Rouge yelled over the asking.
"Oh no you dit'nt!" Jason screamed, pulling out a pickaxe. Rouge right hooked him and smoshed his face into the ground. Everyone left the room and headed into the spin the bottle room. "This party sure is weird a random person commented."
And it's just going to get weirder people.
Sorry for such a short chapter, but school started up again, and I'm neck deep in homework, so don't expect another chapter soon.
IDEAS WANTED!!! MY HEAD IS EMPTY (MORE THAN USUAL) SO PLEASE EMAIL ME WITH YOUR IDEAS, DO NOT PUT THEM IN YOUR REVIEWS BECAUSE THEN OTHER PEOPLE WILL KNOW. EMAIL ME (MY EMAIL IS ON MY PROFILE PAGE) PLEASE DON'T GET MAD IF I DON'T USE THE IDEAS THOUGH, BUT THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE I WILL. THANK YA KINDLY.
Soniclover3 (Meh real name is Elle)