STEP 2: SELECT A MODE
The mode you select for your Gerard Butler!Phantom will determine his dominant mood and actions. Read each description thoroughly and choose carefully to insure your Gerard Butler!Phantom perfectly matches your needs. You may select one (1) SPECIFIC MODE and one (1) GENERAL MODE.
NOTE: Secondary modes may be programmed for an additional fee. For more information, please visit Orders And Pricing
SPECIFIC MODES
CHOICE 1: 'ANGEL OF MUSIC' MODE
Dominant Mood: Commanding
Secondary Moods: Pleased, amused, seductive
While in 'ANGEL OF MUSIC' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Mock fops
Scold
Appear in mirrors
Lure impressionable objects of obsession
Sing
CHOICE 2: 'THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA' MODE
Dominant Mood: Pleased
Secondary Moods: Seductive, sophisticated
While in 'THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Steer his gondola
Lead a horse (FOR PURCHASING INFORMATION, PLEASE VISIT 'Additional Accessories')
Attempt to woo impressionable objects of obsession
Be pleased with himself
Sing
CHOICE 3: 'MUSIC OF THE NIGHT' MODE
Dominant Mood: Seductive
Secondary Moods: Romantic, Hopeful
While in 'MUSIC OF THE NIGHT' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Walk
Caress
Attempt to woo impressionable objects of obsession
Bare his soul
Sing
CHOICE 4: 'ALL I ASK OF YOU' MODE
Dominant Mode: Hurt
Secondary Moods: Enraged, vengeful, depressed
While in 'ALL I ASK OF YOU' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Spy
Weep
Crush roses
Swear vengeance
Sing
CHOICE 5: 'MASQUERADE' MODE
Dominant Mood: Smug
Secondary Moods: Angry, bossy
While in 'MASQUERADE' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Present operas
Mock all who displease him
Exert authority over objects of obsession
Demonstrate power of trapdoors
Sing
CHOICE 6: 'POINT OF NO RETURN' MODE
Dominant Mood: Seductive
Secondary Moods: Hopeful, commanding
While in 'POINT OF NO RETURN' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Strangle obnoxious leads
Grope objects of obsession
Be extremely seductive
Propose to objects of obsession with his archrival's ring
Sing
NOTE: All Gerard Butler!Phantom models purchased with 'POINT OF NO RETURN' Mode programmed will also come standard with one (1) Zorro mask and Don Juan costume.
CHOICE 7: 'DOWN ONCE MORE' MODE
Dominant Mood: Enraged
Secondary Moods: Depressed, traumatized
While in 'DOWN ONCE MORE' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Feel sorry for himself
Attempt to force objects of obsession to marry him
Tie up and threaten archrival
Have emotional breakdowns
Sing
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
While in 'DOWN ONCE MORE' Mode, your Gerard Butler!Phantom will be in an extremely volatile and aggressive mood.
In accordance with company policy and bylaw 666PTO, we would like to remind you that O.G. Outfitters cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by our Opera Ghosts, including but not limited to: physical or psychological damage to user, physical or psychological damage to any who come in contact with Gerard Butler!Phantom, damage to Opera Houses, damage to divas, damage to chandeliers, damage to reputations, damage to family tombs, etc.
GENERAL MODES
CHOICE 1: 'NOTE WRITING' MODE
Dominant Mood: Annoyed
Secondary Moods: Amused, commanding
While in 'NOTE WRITING' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Write notes
Amuse himself
Mock the recipient
Give orders
Sing
CHOICE 2: 'ROMANTIC' MODE
Dominant Mood: Seductive
Secondary Moods: Sophisticated, hopeful
While in 'ROMANTIC' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Attempt to woo objects of obsession
Create masterpieces
Grope
Caress
Sing
CHOICE 3: 'CREATIVE' MODE
Dominant Mood: Pleased
Secondary Moods: Romantic, sophisticated
While in 'CREATIVE' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Create masterpieces
Attempt to woo objects of obsession
Write notes
Plot
Sing
CHOICE 4: 'VENGEFUL' MODE
Dominant Mood: Enraged
Secondary Moods: Furious, clever
While in 'VENGEFUL' Mode, Gerard Butler!Phantom will:
Plot
Sneak through secret passageways
Cause 'accidents'
Strangle
Sing
WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
While in 'VENGEFUL' Mode, your Gerard Butler!Phantom will be in an extremely volatile, aggressive and sneaky mood. All customers who select this option should remember O. G. Outfitters takes no responsibility for any damages caused by Gerard Butler!Phantom and would like to remind you to keep your hand at the level of your eyes.
YOU HAVE CHOSEN Choice 6: 'POINT OF NO RETURN' Mode and Choice 3 'CREATIVE' Mode. PROCEED?