IT'S A FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! OMIGOSHIMUPDATING! It's not going to be long, but at least it's something.

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Disclaimer: I don't own this crap.

Ok I'm going to get it over with and kill the story. This is going to be the last and final chapter. I'm sorry. It just sucks. I have no more ideas. But I AM going to start a StarFox Adventures fic a little bit later. Which brings me to my next subject…this is going to have a slight Starfox crossover because StarFox is cool like that.

"Wow…it's been eight months since this friggin authoress updated…I forgot what I was going to do." Eggman pondered.

"You were going to kill us all, honey." Commented Tails.

"Oh, right."

"……"

"Yeah…"

"What're you waiting for?"

"I don't know…I thought it'd be more special."

"Like how, sweetie?"

"I'm not sure."

"Ok."

"Let's wait until something interesting happens, because it's just too lame to kill you all now."

"Sure."

So they waited…and waited…and waited. Shadow drank fifty Cokes, and burped extremely loud. The StarFox team mistook the noise for a distress call. (Shadow burped pretty loud because the team was near Corneria…which is really far away.)

The Great Fox landed on top of E 101 Beta and Metal Sonic, which of course killed them. Fox, Krystal, and Falco jumped out and shot everyone and everything with their little laser beam thingies except the Sonic Team.

But omigosh there's drama!

Eggman died with the antidote, and it was smoshed into tiny bite size pieces. Except you can't bite it. So what's the point? There wasn't a point. Anyway, the antidote is dead, so now the Sonic Team is stuck being transsexuals…well not really, but that's basically what they are.

But wait! That's not all! With a limited time offer…heh…that's an infomercial! Sorry…getting a little bit side tracked here…

Well long story short, Fox gave Sonic and the friends and crap a bafomdad and their genders were fixed again.

Woo.

What an absolutely glorious day.

But Tails stayed the same…he was actually a girl in the first place.

Which is very frightening.

The End.

For real.

Isn't that scary?

OMIGOSH THIS IS MY FIRST COMPLETED FIC! MMM THAT'S SO COOL…well, not really, but it is to me. I hope this was as fun for you to read as it was for me to make. Actually, it wasn't that much fun at all…my fingers hurt like crap. Oh well, hope you enjoyed it much :)

…….

Man…I just can't close it…there's too much finality to this.

You can email me at volleyball3692(at)cfl.(com) -ff wont let me put the dot com and-at- symbol-and we can become best friends! Probably not. But you can email me telling me how much you loved or hated this story. Thanks a lot!

Much love…

Bello Autore

I AM CHANGING MY PEN NAME TO Bello Autore ON FRIDAY!

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