"SpongeBob would you hurry up with those patties" Squidward yelled. "We have customers" SpongeBob rolled his eyes. "O.K. Who ordered a triple krabby supreme" SpongeBob yelled from the little which had a straight view of Squidward. "I did" Said a blue fish who wasn't wearing any clothes. SpongeBob walked up to the blue fish. "Here's your order sir" SpongeBob said in a stressful way . "Thanks" Said the blue fish in a polite way. SpongeBob walked back into the kitchen "Same day every day" SpongeBob Mumbled .

A few years ago SpongeBob would of bragged about how great his life is but now his life was so boring. He needed some excitement in his dull life. Instead of SpongeBob being so happy and full of life he moped around like squidward. SpongeBob yawned. "Mr. Krabs I'm going to take my lunch break "said SpongeBob "I'll be back at 12:45""You do that SpongeBob" Said Mr. Krabs while (you guess it) counting money. It was just then Mr. Krabs realized that SpongeBob was depressed. During the time Spongebob was on his lunch break. Squidward and Mr. Krabs were discussing about SpongeBob issue

"I never seen the lad so upset" Said Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs and Squidward were in Mr. Krabs Office. "I think he's finally learned that life sucks" Yawned Squidward "When I was his age, I was really happy but when I turned 25, I started to get depressed. I tried smoking marijuana but it only worked for an hour. Now I am almost 34 years old and I am still depressed". Mr. Krabs raised an eyebrow. He was glad that he didn't end up like Squidward. Squidward went on and on about how his life sucked.

"Closing time"! Squidward said while changing the sign from open to close. "Time to get out of this shithole"

Usually SpongeBob would faint when Squidward cursed but this time he didn't do anything. SpongeBob made an exit though The Kusty Krab and slowly walked home.

On The way there SpongeBob bumped into Patrick. Patrick had a huge grin on his face and was holding a jellyfishing net. "Hey SpongeBob" Patrick said "Wanna go jelly fishing" SpongeBob sighed. "Not now Pat" he said "I just don't feel like it". Patrick had a werid look on his face and then started to laugh. "SpongeBob! Are you outa your mind. You love jelly fishing" "I know Pat but I just don't feel like it. I'm sorry. Tomorrow, I promise" SpongeBob walked away before Patrick could answer.

When SpongeBob got home he turned on the TV. He didn't feel like watching reality shows.He thought life sucked so who would wanna watch life on TV. Cartoons? Sure. There not real he thought. SpongeBob stated to watch the fairly oddparents but got annoyed because the show taught a real life moral.

"Why does life have to so boring" SpongeBob said so loudly. Suddenly SpongeBob got an idea. "Ohhhhh. I know why my life is so boring" He said. "Meow(meaning: You do?)" Gary asked. "Yeah Gary. It's because me and my friends have nothing romantic going on in our lives" SpongeBob said "Oh I wish my friends and I would find love". SpongeBob yelled. Squidward heard this and said "Yup. He's turning into me alright"

It's just happen so that The Flying Ducthman ship was 50 feet above SpongeBob house. He heard SpongeBob wish. After some hard thinking he decided to grant SpongeBob wish BUT with a twist

What Will Happen Next? Author note: I know. The first chapter is boring but trust me, it's gets intresting. I will take me along time to complete the 2nd chapter because during the day, I'm at camp but I'll try my best. Oh by the way , if your going to write something negative, say were I need to improve on. Thank U for taking time outa your life to read my FanFic.