"Squidward" SpongeBob yelled. "Oh where have you been. I missed
you so much. I was wondering where you were and you're here and I am so
happy your back". SpongeBob looked up at Squidward. He was wearing his
brown shirt but he was also wearing a fancy brown leather jacket of a hip
designer that SpongeBob couldn't place the name of. He was also wearing
very strong cologne that made SpongeBob wanna puke (remember the time
SpongeBob and Patrick went through the perfume department?). Squidward was
also wearing Versace Sunglasses. He looked very gay .
"Squidward. Where have you been this mourning" SpongeBob asked. Squidward sighed. "SpongeBob" . Squidward choked on his words. "lets go inside and talk".
The Krusty Krab was crowded because it was lunchtime but Squidward and SpongeBob where able to find a table. Squidward sat down and was sweating. He took off his sunglasses and put them in a small pocket inside his jacket. Squidward tried to get the words out of his mouth but it was hard. Finally, He managed to speak his feelings.
"SpongeBob" Squidward spoke slowly "You remember Squilliam. My cousin. Right. SpongeBob nodded. "Well" Squidward said in a shaking voice "We decided to kiss and make up". A grin came upon SpongeBob face. "Oh Squidward. I knew you guys wouldn't fight for long". Squidward rolled his eyes. "Uh SpongeBob, Me and Squilliam were fighting since high school which was a very long time ago and besides that isn't the big thing" Squidward said. "Well what is it" SpongeBob asked. Squidward sighed deeply. "Well um. Me and Squilliam are in love" Squidward blurted. He started to sob.
SpongeBob had a blank look on his face. "Squidward is gay!?" He thought "You think you know a guy. I thought Squidward was one of the straightest guys in the whole pacific ocean. Squidward was still crying. SpongeBob comforted Squidward for 5 minutes until Squidward eyes were dried up. "I'm okay" Squidward lied. "Squidward. I don't understand what's wrong" SpongeBob said. "Oh I get it" Squidward rolled his dried up eyes. "You do" Squidward asked. "Yeah" SpongeBob said "It's because gay marriage is illegal. Squidward was back to his old self. "That's not it you barnacle head" Squidward yelled. "It's because Squilliam is my cousin and your not supposed to fall in love with your cousin".
SpongeBob understood. "How are you going to tell your family" He asked. " I don't know" Squidward said quietly. Squilliam dad doesn't like me because he thinks I'm gay" SpongeBob looked at Squidward expensive leather jacket. "Hey Squidward" SpongeBob asked how did you get all that stuff your wearing in the first place". "Oh that" Squidward asked "This morning I went on a shopping spree so that's the reason I wasn't there earlier"
"Ah-Ha"! Mr. Krabs yelled "I was over there that whole time eavesdropping on your conversation" Mr. Krabs laughed. "looks like you have a dilemma, eh Squidward" Squidward pupils got tiny. "Well, I have news myself. Me and my girlfriend are getting married. Squidward started to laugh. "You have a girlfriend" Squidward laughed.
"Well Mr. Squidward, you won't be laughing for a long time because you are late". "Oh about that, Squilliam gave me this. He said it's for you" It's was an envelope. Inside the envelope was a check for 100,000. Mr. Krabs forgot about Squidward not being here this mourning.
SpongeBob was eating at the Shell Shack. He been eating at that place for two weeks. He seemed to be going though a Shell Shack faze and this particular place seemed to have boring business men and stressed out mothers with there hyper active kids. For a while SpongeBob called this place home because he thought his life was boring but now he couldn't stand these people. "And to think I called this place home" Spongebob thought and continued to eat his taco salad.
Author Note: I am so happy to see SpongeBob happy again. The next Chapter will come on Monday. Oh did I mention that this is my first Fic.
"Squidward. Where have you been this mourning" SpongeBob asked. Squidward sighed. "SpongeBob" . Squidward choked on his words. "lets go inside and talk".
The Krusty Krab was crowded because it was lunchtime but Squidward and SpongeBob where able to find a table. Squidward sat down and was sweating. He took off his sunglasses and put them in a small pocket inside his jacket. Squidward tried to get the words out of his mouth but it was hard. Finally, He managed to speak his feelings.
"SpongeBob" Squidward spoke slowly "You remember Squilliam. My cousin. Right. SpongeBob nodded. "Well" Squidward said in a shaking voice "We decided to kiss and make up". A grin came upon SpongeBob face. "Oh Squidward. I knew you guys wouldn't fight for long". Squidward rolled his eyes. "Uh SpongeBob, Me and Squilliam were fighting since high school which was a very long time ago and besides that isn't the big thing" Squidward said. "Well what is it" SpongeBob asked. Squidward sighed deeply. "Well um. Me and Squilliam are in love" Squidward blurted. He started to sob.
SpongeBob had a blank look on his face. "Squidward is gay!?" He thought "You think you know a guy. I thought Squidward was one of the straightest guys in the whole pacific ocean. Squidward was still crying. SpongeBob comforted Squidward for 5 minutes until Squidward eyes were dried up. "I'm okay" Squidward lied. "Squidward. I don't understand what's wrong" SpongeBob said. "Oh I get it" Squidward rolled his dried up eyes. "You do" Squidward asked. "Yeah" SpongeBob said "It's because gay marriage is illegal. Squidward was back to his old self. "That's not it you barnacle head" Squidward yelled. "It's because Squilliam is my cousin and your not supposed to fall in love with your cousin".
SpongeBob understood. "How are you going to tell your family" He asked. " I don't know" Squidward said quietly. Squilliam dad doesn't like me because he thinks I'm gay" SpongeBob looked at Squidward expensive leather jacket. "Hey Squidward" SpongeBob asked how did you get all that stuff your wearing in the first place". "Oh that" Squidward asked "This morning I went on a shopping spree so that's the reason I wasn't there earlier"
"Ah-Ha"! Mr. Krabs yelled "I was over there that whole time eavesdropping on your conversation" Mr. Krabs laughed. "looks like you have a dilemma, eh Squidward" Squidward pupils got tiny. "Well, I have news myself. Me and my girlfriend are getting married. Squidward started to laugh. "You have a girlfriend" Squidward laughed.
"Well Mr. Squidward, you won't be laughing for a long time because you are late". "Oh about that, Squilliam gave me this. He said it's for you" It's was an envelope. Inside the envelope was a check for 100,000. Mr. Krabs forgot about Squidward not being here this mourning.
SpongeBob was eating at the Shell Shack. He been eating at that place for two weeks. He seemed to be going though a Shell Shack faze and this particular place seemed to have boring business men and stressed out mothers with there hyper active kids. For a while SpongeBob called this place home because he thought his life was boring but now he couldn't stand these people. "And to think I called this place home" Spongebob thought and continued to eat his taco salad.
Author Note: I am so happy to see SpongeBob happy again. The next Chapter will come on Monday. Oh did I mention that this is my first Fic.