For the last two weeks, no one had time for SpongeBob. At work Mr. Krabs
was only thinking about Mrs. Puff (surprisingly not much about money). And
at Boating School Mrs. Puff was only thinking about Mr. Krabs and not
really about how much she hated her job. Sandy and Patrick were spending
too munch time together and didn't even wanna talk to SpongeBob (the
assholes). Even Gary didn't want to do anything with SpongeBob. He was
spending a lot of time with his new girlfriend Snellie (Squidward Snail).
Squidward was a whole different story. As days passed by, Squidward became to look more gay and act more gay. He even had a bag from Prada that cost at least a thousand dollars. ( Author's note: I made a chart to see how Squidward was before and after he made up with Squilliam)
Before After
Fav Singer/Band: Mozart Fav Singer/Band: Barbra Streisand (ha!) Fav Movie: Casablanca Fav Movie: Chicago (which is also my favorite movie) Fav Show: The Restaurant Fav Show: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Fav Book: A Complete Boring Fav Book: Judy Garland: A Biography History of the Clarinet
At least Squidward noticed SpongeBob. SpongeBob started to get depressed again because he thought nobody liked him. He moped around like he used to. Squidward noticed this and asked SpongeBob what was wrong but of course SpongeBob lied and said he was fine.
SpongeBob was watching Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy. The episode was the one where Mermaidman put a tickle belt on Manray. He loved that episode but didn't feel like watching it. Then he remembered that Patrick loved that episode too. "That stupid fatass!" SpongeBob yelled out loud. He didn't care who heard him. He picked up Gary's tennis ball (which had slime all over it) and threw it at a picture frame which had a picture of SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick at The Goo Lagoon that had been taken in 2002. "I never want to see that Texan slut or that big ass bastard again!" SpongeBob screamed.
SpongeBob was about to cry but suddenly some one knocked on the door. SpongeBob answered the door. It was Squidward. SpongeBob jaw dropped. SpongeBob didn't have a problem with gay people but the way Squid was dressed was too gay. He was wearing tight black leather pants. His shirt had zebra prints all over them. He was wearing Gucci sunglasses. It was like he was too gay too function( Yes. I got that off Mean Girls but anyway). SpongeBob forgot about the whole Sandy/Patrick thing all of the sudden.
"SpongeBob did you know that Gary got Snellie pregnant" Squidward said with anger. Squidward still wasn't comfortable with the fact that his "Purebred" Snail has fallen in love with a mutt. "Yeah, So" SpongeBob said. He couldn't care less. Squid rolled his eyes. "You know what this means" Squid said. "We have to do something with their babies". SpongeBob didn't feel like taking to anyone at the moment. "Uh, Squid, Can we talked about this later" SpongeBob yawned. Squidward rolled his eyes. "Fine" said while rolling his eyes. "We will talk about this at work tomorrow". Squidward walked back to his house.
When SpongeBob got inside. Gary was sitting on the couch. He had changed the TV channel to McLaughlin Group. SpongeBob hated that show. "Gary" SpongeBob snapped. "Squidward told me that you got Snellie pregnant. Is this true" Gary sighed. "Meow (Look, I couldn't help it. Snellie is hot)" Gary Meowed. SpongeBob rolled his eyes. "You know Gary" SpongeBob said " You can control yourself". Gary suddenly got mad. "Meow( Well at least I can get laid)". SpongeBob jaw dropped. "Gary, Go to your room" SpongeBob yelled with tears in his eyes.
SpongeBob turned off the TV. He started to cry but suddenly green smoke appeared. The Flying Dutchman appeared. He started to laugh. "You know what's funny." The Flying Dutchman said. "You made a wish and it came true". SpongeBob looked confused. "What wish." he said while raising an eyebrow. The Flying Dutchman hesitated. "Member a couple weeks ago, Lad" The Flying Dutchman said "You wish that all of your friends would find love. So I granted it". SpongeBob finally remembered. "Oh yeah" SpongeBob said "I remember now". "Yeah." The Flying Dutchman said "I granted it but with a twist." SpongeBob was confused. "So, What was the twist" SpongeBob asked. The Dutchman smiled. "That you wouldn't be happy with some of the changes." he said. "What!" SpongeBob yelled "You want my life to suck more than it already does.". "Well," The Dutchman said "I am evil. Sorry but it's my job. SpongeBob looked at him with a I-Don't-Get-What-Your-Saying look. The Dutchman sighed. "Like your job is to make Krabby Patties, My job is to be evil". "Oh I get it" SpongeBob said sadly.
The Flying Dutchman felt bad for SpongeBob. After all, He thought SpongeBob life sucked. Then The Flying Dutchman got an idea. "Tell you what." He said. "I'll try to make your life back to normal but I can't just do in a flash". "How long is that going to take" SpongeBob asked. " uh, Maybe a month" The Dutchman responded. "Well," SpongeBob said "That's a long time but it's fair.". The Dutchman smiled. "I'm glad we were able to make a deal." He said. "Well, I gotta go.". "See Ya!" SpongeBob said in a perky voice. The Dutchman disappeared with the green smoke and the music.
SpongeBob was brushing his teeth when Gary appeared. "Meow (Sorry about that comment about you weren't able to get laid)" meowed Gary. "Gary. I still love you and yes I do accept your apology" SpongeBob said. Then they hugged.
SpongeBob turned off the lights in his bedroom. Then he crawled into his bed and fell asleep.
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Squidward was a whole different story. As days passed by, Squidward became to look more gay and act more gay. He even had a bag from Prada that cost at least a thousand dollars. ( Author's note: I made a chart to see how Squidward was before and after he made up with Squilliam)
Before After
Fav Singer/Band: Mozart Fav Singer/Band: Barbra Streisand (ha!) Fav Movie: Casablanca Fav Movie: Chicago (which is also my favorite movie) Fav Show: The Restaurant Fav Show: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Fav Book: A Complete Boring Fav Book: Judy Garland: A Biography History of the Clarinet
At least Squidward noticed SpongeBob. SpongeBob started to get depressed again because he thought nobody liked him. He moped around like he used to. Squidward noticed this and asked SpongeBob what was wrong but of course SpongeBob lied and said he was fine.
SpongeBob was watching Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy. The episode was the one where Mermaidman put a tickle belt on Manray. He loved that episode but didn't feel like watching it. Then he remembered that Patrick loved that episode too. "That stupid fatass!" SpongeBob yelled out loud. He didn't care who heard him. He picked up Gary's tennis ball (which had slime all over it) and threw it at a picture frame which had a picture of SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick at The Goo Lagoon that had been taken in 2002. "I never want to see that Texan slut or that big ass bastard again!" SpongeBob screamed.
SpongeBob was about to cry but suddenly some one knocked on the door. SpongeBob answered the door. It was Squidward. SpongeBob jaw dropped. SpongeBob didn't have a problem with gay people but the way Squid was dressed was too gay. He was wearing tight black leather pants. His shirt had zebra prints all over them. He was wearing Gucci sunglasses. It was like he was too gay too function( Yes. I got that off Mean Girls but anyway). SpongeBob forgot about the whole Sandy/Patrick thing all of the sudden.
"SpongeBob did you know that Gary got Snellie pregnant" Squidward said with anger. Squidward still wasn't comfortable with the fact that his "Purebred" Snail has fallen in love with a mutt. "Yeah, So" SpongeBob said. He couldn't care less. Squid rolled his eyes. "You know what this means" Squid said. "We have to do something with their babies". SpongeBob didn't feel like taking to anyone at the moment. "Uh, Squid, Can we talked about this later" SpongeBob yawned. Squidward rolled his eyes. "Fine" said while rolling his eyes. "We will talk about this at work tomorrow". Squidward walked back to his house.
When SpongeBob got inside. Gary was sitting on the couch. He had changed the TV channel to McLaughlin Group. SpongeBob hated that show. "Gary" SpongeBob snapped. "Squidward told me that you got Snellie pregnant. Is this true" Gary sighed. "Meow (Look, I couldn't help it. Snellie is hot)" Gary Meowed. SpongeBob rolled his eyes. "You know Gary" SpongeBob said " You can control yourself". Gary suddenly got mad. "Meow( Well at least I can get laid)". SpongeBob jaw dropped. "Gary, Go to your room" SpongeBob yelled with tears in his eyes.
SpongeBob turned off the TV. He started to cry but suddenly green smoke appeared. The Flying Dutchman appeared. He started to laugh. "You know what's funny." The Flying Dutchman said. "You made a wish and it came true". SpongeBob looked confused. "What wish." he said while raising an eyebrow. The Flying Dutchman hesitated. "Member a couple weeks ago, Lad" The Flying Dutchman said "You wish that all of your friends would find love. So I granted it". SpongeBob finally remembered. "Oh yeah" SpongeBob said "I remember now". "Yeah." The Flying Dutchman said "I granted it but with a twist." SpongeBob was confused. "So, What was the twist" SpongeBob asked. The Dutchman smiled. "That you wouldn't be happy with some of the changes." he said. "What!" SpongeBob yelled "You want my life to suck more than it already does.". "Well," The Dutchman said "I am evil. Sorry but it's my job. SpongeBob looked at him with a I-Don't-Get-What-Your-Saying look. The Dutchman sighed. "Like your job is to make Krabby Patties, My job is to be evil". "Oh I get it" SpongeBob said sadly.
The Flying Dutchman felt bad for SpongeBob. After all, He thought SpongeBob life sucked. Then The Flying Dutchman got an idea. "Tell you what." He said. "I'll try to make your life back to normal but I can't just do in a flash". "How long is that going to take" SpongeBob asked. " uh, Maybe a month" The Dutchman responded. "Well," SpongeBob said "That's a long time but it's fair.". The Dutchman smiled. "I'm glad we were able to make a deal." He said. "Well, I gotta go.". "See Ya!" SpongeBob said in a perky voice. The Dutchman disappeared with the green smoke and the music.
SpongeBob was brushing his teeth when Gary appeared. "Meow (Sorry about that comment about you weren't able to get laid)" meowed Gary. "Gary. I still love you and yes I do accept your apology" SpongeBob said. Then they hugged.
SpongeBob turned off the lights in his bedroom. Then he crawled into his bed and fell asleep.
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