SpongeBob sat in Squidward closet thinking "Damn, This is uncomfortable.
Squid sure has a lot of junk in here.". In a middle of this junk, SpongeBob
sat in this ugly maroon chair that looked like it was made in 1958.
Suddenly SpongeBob spotted a hole in the door. "Maybe I should spy on
Squidward.". SpongeBob thought to him self. "But it isn't the right thing
to do.". Oh well. It's not like I'm going to tell him.". SpongeBob ran to
the hole to see.
At just at the time Squid mom and sister came. Squid mom looked like your average old lady. She had white hair, Bright lipstick, and wore a white gown. Nothing Special but the sight of Squidward sister took SpongeBob breath away. She looked exactly like Squid in drag( I'm referring to the episode "As Seen On TV" were Squid plays Jan and has a wig on.) but only prettier. She was smiling and had pink lipstick on. She had a white tank top on. She had a light pink skirt on. She had hot pink high heels on. There was something about her that was so beautiful.
Squidward mom sat down on one of his couches. Squid sister looked around the room at his art. She looked kinda freaked out by it. "Can I offer you guys anything?" Squidward asked. "Some brandy would be nice." Squid mother said. Her voice sounded raspy like she been smoking cigarettes for a long time. Squid rolled his eyes. "Okay mom. Do you want anything Leslie?" He asked. "Her name is Leslie!" SpongeBob thought. "I wouldn't expect that name for Squid sister.". "Um. Do you have any diet Dr. Kelp?" She said "I'm on a diet.". Leslie voice didn't sound like the other octopuses. Her voice sounded so beautiful. "Women these days." Squidward muttered to him self.
For a while nothing happen. SpongeBob was getting bored and was thinking about making a run for it when no one was looking but then he heard something that may wanted him to stay. "Squidward," Squid mother said "We need to talk about you and Squiliam.". Squidward was sitting next to Leslie. "How did this happen?" Squid mom asked. "And since when were you gay?" Leslie asked. Squid looked at Leslie and said "You just figure that out now?!" Squid asked. "I wore out my Beaches tape and played my own copy of The Singing In The Rain Greatest Hits record to death. Let's face it Leslie you don't have the best gaydar in the world." "Oh wait a minute, Squidward" Leslie yelled. "Stop this nonsense" their mom yelled. ( A/N: From now on Squidward mother is now going to be know as mom or mother.)"Were not going to talk about how much gaydar we have. We need to talk about Squidward being with his cousin." She said while looking at Squidward in a weird way.
"Now Squidward," Mom said in a normal voice you know you can't love Squiliam. He your cousin, remember". "Mother," Squidward said "Your talking to me like I'm a retard."."Because you are one" Leslie smirked. Squidward kicked one of her tentacles. "Ow!" Leslie screamed in pain. " You bastard!" . "Excuse me?" Mom said while her arms were crossed . "" Oh, Sorry." Leslie said while blushing. Squidward sighed. "As I was saying, You have a problem with me in love with Squiliam yet you let Leslie date Andy for three years!" Squidward complained. Leslie gasped. "You leave Andy out of this!" She yelled. SpongeBob was puzzled. "Who was Andy?" he thought. "In my opinion," Squidward lectured. "I think it's better to date your cousin than a". Squidward was cut off by Leslie. "Let's stay on topic here." Leslie said. "Squidward, You have to cut off your romance with Squiliam." Mom said. "What!" Squidward yelled "Hell no!" . "Squidward, If you don't do this, Then we can't talk to you." Leslie said. "Why would I talk to you, bitch" Squidward said in a sassy way. Leslie rolled her eyes. Squidward didn't mind if he didn't talk to Leslie for the rest of her life but he loved his mom very much even though it didn't show. Ever since his dad died in 1985, He felt very close to his mother. "Well," Leslie said. "We better get going." Mom and Leslie both got up and made an exit though the door. Squidward open his closet door to let SpongeBob out. SpongeBob stretched because he was in a cramped closet for about a half an hour. " So," SpongeBob said "Are we going to talk about Gary and Snelile?" Squidward yawned. "Not now SpongeBob." he said in a sad way. "I wanna go to bed.". "Okay" SpongeBob said. "Your Choice."
SpongeBob felt bad for Squidward. He might never see his mother again. SpongeBob would kill himself if he couldn't see his mom again. Suddenly he saw Leslie. He ran to her. By the time he got to her he was out of breath. Leslie saw a yellow, Square, Sponge who was wearing the most dorky in the whole ocean. The sight of him made her laugh. "Hi I'm SpongeBob." He said " I live next door in a pineapple next door.". "He lives in a fruit" Shem started to laugh harder. "Um are you okay" SpongeBob asked. "Yeah." She said. "My name is Leslie Tentacles. I live in a town called Barnacle Bay( I made it up). I'm Squidward Sister.". SpongeBob was introducing himself when suddenly Mom yelled "Leslie, Are you going to get into the car?!". "Yes mother." Leslie said in a sweet tone. "See Ya SpongeBob".
"Gary, You should of seen her, She was so beautiful" SpongeBob said. SpongeBob was sitting on his red chair talking to Gary. "Meow. (She doesn't sound like a pleasant person to me)" Gary said. However, SpongeBob wasn't listening. "I think I love her, Gary" SpongeBob said like he was dreaming. "Meow.( First Sandy, Then Tatiana and now Leslie? You are such a player!)"Gary said. SpongeBob sat up. "What!" He yelled "I'm not a player!". "Meow. (Whatever.). SpongeBob head was in the clouds and all he was think about was Leslie.
Author Note: Sorry it took so long to publish my second chapter. Three things happened. 1: My computer wasn't working very well and I didn't internet access for awhile. 2: My grandma is sick (That's what you get for smoking for 50 years) So I have to take care of her. 3: I'm getting bored with this story I'm going to change it. I didn't think about adding Leslie ex Andy until yesterday. Good news however. The next chapter is pretty short so it wont take me too long to write. Ciao-GTHK (Go To Hell Kitty)
At just at the time Squid mom and sister came. Squid mom looked like your average old lady. She had white hair, Bright lipstick, and wore a white gown. Nothing Special but the sight of Squidward sister took SpongeBob breath away. She looked exactly like Squid in drag( I'm referring to the episode "As Seen On TV" were Squid plays Jan and has a wig on.) but only prettier. She was smiling and had pink lipstick on. She had a white tank top on. She had a light pink skirt on. She had hot pink high heels on. There was something about her that was so beautiful.
Squidward mom sat down on one of his couches. Squid sister looked around the room at his art. She looked kinda freaked out by it. "Can I offer you guys anything?" Squidward asked. "Some brandy would be nice." Squid mother said. Her voice sounded raspy like she been smoking cigarettes for a long time. Squid rolled his eyes. "Okay mom. Do you want anything Leslie?" He asked. "Her name is Leslie!" SpongeBob thought. "I wouldn't expect that name for Squid sister.". "Um. Do you have any diet Dr. Kelp?" She said "I'm on a diet.". Leslie voice didn't sound like the other octopuses. Her voice sounded so beautiful. "Women these days." Squidward muttered to him self.
For a while nothing happen. SpongeBob was getting bored and was thinking about making a run for it when no one was looking but then he heard something that may wanted him to stay. "Squidward," Squid mother said "We need to talk about you and Squiliam.". Squidward was sitting next to Leslie. "How did this happen?" Squid mom asked. "And since when were you gay?" Leslie asked. Squid looked at Leslie and said "You just figure that out now?!" Squid asked. "I wore out my Beaches tape and played my own copy of The Singing In The Rain Greatest Hits record to death. Let's face it Leslie you don't have the best gaydar in the world." "Oh wait a minute, Squidward" Leslie yelled. "Stop this nonsense" their mom yelled. ( A/N: From now on Squidward mother is now going to be know as mom or mother.)"Were not going to talk about how much gaydar we have. We need to talk about Squidward being with his cousin." She said while looking at Squidward in a weird way.
"Now Squidward," Mom said in a normal voice you know you can't love Squiliam. He your cousin, remember". "Mother," Squidward said "Your talking to me like I'm a retard."."Because you are one" Leslie smirked. Squidward kicked one of her tentacles. "Ow!" Leslie screamed in pain. " You bastard!" . "Excuse me?" Mom said while her arms were crossed . "" Oh, Sorry." Leslie said while blushing. Squidward sighed. "As I was saying, You have a problem with me in love with Squiliam yet you let Leslie date Andy for three years!" Squidward complained. Leslie gasped. "You leave Andy out of this!" She yelled. SpongeBob was puzzled. "Who was Andy?" he thought. "In my opinion," Squidward lectured. "I think it's better to date your cousin than a". Squidward was cut off by Leslie. "Let's stay on topic here." Leslie said. "Squidward, You have to cut off your romance with Squiliam." Mom said. "What!" Squidward yelled "Hell no!" . "Squidward, If you don't do this, Then we can't talk to you." Leslie said. "Why would I talk to you, bitch" Squidward said in a sassy way. Leslie rolled her eyes. Squidward didn't mind if he didn't talk to Leslie for the rest of her life but he loved his mom very much even though it didn't show. Ever since his dad died in 1985, He felt very close to his mother. "Well," Leslie said. "We better get going." Mom and Leslie both got up and made an exit though the door. Squidward open his closet door to let SpongeBob out. SpongeBob stretched because he was in a cramped closet for about a half an hour. " So," SpongeBob said "Are we going to talk about Gary and Snelile?" Squidward yawned. "Not now SpongeBob." he said in a sad way. "I wanna go to bed.". "Okay" SpongeBob said. "Your Choice."
SpongeBob felt bad for Squidward. He might never see his mother again. SpongeBob would kill himself if he couldn't see his mom again. Suddenly he saw Leslie. He ran to her. By the time he got to her he was out of breath. Leslie saw a yellow, Square, Sponge who was wearing the most dorky in the whole ocean. The sight of him made her laugh. "Hi I'm SpongeBob." He said " I live next door in a pineapple next door.". "He lives in a fruit" Shem started to laugh harder. "Um are you okay" SpongeBob asked. "Yeah." She said. "My name is Leslie Tentacles. I live in a town called Barnacle Bay( I made it up). I'm Squidward Sister.". SpongeBob was introducing himself when suddenly Mom yelled "Leslie, Are you going to get into the car?!". "Yes mother." Leslie said in a sweet tone. "See Ya SpongeBob".
"Gary, You should of seen her, She was so beautiful" SpongeBob said. SpongeBob was sitting on his red chair talking to Gary. "Meow. (She doesn't sound like a pleasant person to me)" Gary said. However, SpongeBob wasn't listening. "I think I love her, Gary" SpongeBob said like he was dreaming. "Meow.( First Sandy, Then Tatiana and now Leslie? You are such a player!)"Gary said. SpongeBob sat up. "What!" He yelled "I'm not a player!". "Meow. (Whatever.). SpongeBob head was in the clouds and all he was think about was Leslie.
Author Note: Sorry it took so long to publish my second chapter. Three things happened. 1: My computer wasn't working very well and I didn't internet access for awhile. 2: My grandma is sick (That's what you get for smoking for 50 years) So I have to take care of her. 3: I'm getting bored with this story I'm going to change it. I didn't think about adding Leslie ex Andy until yesterday. Good news however. The next chapter is pretty short so it wont take me too long to write. Ciao-GTHK (Go To Hell Kitty)