Disclaimer: I don't own Sponge Bob. Steve and Nickelodeon do. However I do own Tatiana Sponge son ad Leslie Tentacles. I also own the Thai restaurant and the idea of the Shell Shack. That's all.

Sponge Bob was waiting for Sandy and Patrick to come. He was waiting on Baywood street (Another thing I made up.). It was Saturday night and Sponge Bob, Sandy and Patrick had plans to go to the new Thai restaurant. He was right in front of the restaurant

Sponge Bob (Thinking): Where can they possibly be?

A few minutes later, a boat came and parked right in front of the restaurant. Ironically, Sandy was driving and Patrick was in the passenger seat.

Sponge Bob: How do you know how to drive?

Sandy: In Texas. The boat is a rental.

Patrick: Hi Sponge Bob

Sponge Bob: Hi Patrick

Sandy and Patrick got out of the boat. Sandy had a blue sunflower dress on but no air suit . Just her air helmet (Don't ask me how she can breathe) and had bright blue high heels that match her dress. She looked so beautiful. SpongeBob wanted to grab her and make out with her for the rest of the night but he had self control. Patrick was wearing a shirt that said "Dukes of Hazard" from the famous TV show. He was wearing the same tie that he wore at Sponge Bob house party. And he was wearing his trademark Bermuda shorts.

Sponge Bob looked down at his outfit. A tuxedo. Nothing special.

Sponge Bob: So are we ready to go in?

Sandy: Yeah.

Sponge Bob: Okay. Here we go.

As they walked in the restaurant SpongeBob looked down at his clothes to see if wearing a tuxedo was too overly dress because the restaurant wasn't that fancy. The restaurant was basically white. Besides of other people clothes, The restaurant was nothing but white. Even the waiter's uniform were white. They stood in the cashier line for about five minutes until a waitress (Who was an anchovy) with blond hair came to take them to their table. As they walked across the restaurant. They realized that a lot of people were there.

SpongeBob: (Thinking) It was a good idea that Mr.Krabs closed down the Krusty Krab for

A while.

The waitress led them to their table. The table had a white table cloth with white wooden booths. Sandy and SpongeBob sat in one booth. Sandy sat near the window while SpongeBob sat in the outside. Patrick had the other booth to himself because of his big bones.

Waitress: Hi. My name is Melissa. I be your waitress for today. I let you guys decide what you want to drink first. I'll be back in about in 5 minutes. Okay.

As Melissa left. The three looked at their menu.

Sandy (Whispering): This place is too white.

A bunch of boring stuff happen while they were ordering so were going to skip to the part where after they ordered. SpongeBob sat there board as hell. Sandy and Patrick where talking about some reality show that he never ever heard of. He was going to fall asleep until he heard someone voice. The voice sounded familiar. He turned his head to see Tatiana sitting with a tough guy he might of meet while his 30 seconds stay at the Salty Spitoon. Then he saw the guy get up.

SpongeBob: I'm going to be right back

Sandy and Patrick weren't even listening. SpongeBob got up and walked slowly. He needed to tell her that he loved her. He finally got to her table.

SpongeBob: Hi Tatiana

Tatiana turned to see SpongeBob standing there.

Tatiana: Uh hi

SpongeBob: Listen Tatiana. I need to tell you something important.

Tatiana: Not now SpongeBob. I'm on a date with my boyfriend.

SpongeBob: But I love you

Unfortunately Tatiana boyfriend came back to there table and heard what SpongeBob said.

Tatiana boyfriend: What the hell are you doing here

His voice sounded like he was from New York.

Tatiana: It's nothing Jason.

Jason: Isn't nothing. Then why did loser come over here to tell you bullshit

Jason was scary looking. He was a muscular fish with black hair. He was wearing a white T-

shirt with faded jeans. He seemed to have a scar on his face just like Tatiana.

Tatiana: Look I'm sorry.

Tears were filling up in Tatiana eyes.

Jason: You better be cause when we get home, I'm going to beat you up.

Jason voice was so loud that almost anyone could hear his voice in the restaurant. Tatiana was sobbing. Her mascara was all over her face.

Jason (To SpongeBob): Get lost

SpongeBob walked back to his table. Sandy and Patrick were looking at him.

Sandy: Who was she?

SpongeBob: That's the girl I was telling you about.

Sandy: Oh. You didn't tell me she had a boyfriend.

SpongeBob: I didn't know

Patrick: (giggling) SpongeBob has a girlfriend. SpongeBob has a girlfriend.

SpongeBob: I do not. Well at least not yet.

Melissa came with there food. The food was pretty good but nothing special. SpongeBob paid for the food. When they came out of the restaurant SpongeBob heard yet another familiar voice. He turned to see Leslie on her cellphone. She was in a dark gold dress and wearing a giant fur coat. Her hair was up in a bun. She turned his head to see SpongeBob and waved a tentacle at him. SpongeBob ran to her.

Leslie: How my Spongey doing?

SpongeBob: Fine. Leslie what are you doing here?

Leslie: I'm in Bikini Bottom for a tennis tournament.

SpongeBob: You play tennis?

Leslie: Yeah. In fact. I was at the Sealimpics in 1996 at Rome. I was at a party.

SpongeBob: Are you staying at Squidward.

Leslie: No. He won't let me.

SpongeBob: Say. Do you want to do something tomorrow?

Leslie: How bout lunch. I have something to do in the morning.

SpongeBob: Okay. Let's go to Cerrie. Does 1 O'clock sound good.

Leslie: Sure. I hope to see you there.

A cab suddenly parked right in front of Leslie. Leslie got into the cab and the cab drove off.

SpongeBob watched the cab in the distance. He didn't know why he asked her out to lunch. Probably to get Tatiana out of his mind but you can't get rid of love. Or can you?

A/n: I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry I didn't update. My grandma died and I took a break. This week my mom is sending me to camp so I might not update the story in a while.

Sorry but thanks- GTHK