Killer, Killer, Who's the Greater Killer

By KyleGranger

A Boy Meets World Story

Chapter 5
Surprise!

"Why Topanga?" Amy asked. "Everything seems fine."

"One this isn't fine."

"What?"

"Where's Eric?" she said. Amy's eyes widened.

"Oh my gosh," she said, "you're right."

"Yeah, where is he?" she asked strictly.

"I have no idea, he was supposed to be getting the cake," Amy said. "He better not screw anything up." At that very second, Topanga's cell phone rang. She quickly walked out of the party to answer the call. She soon came back and stood on the chair she had earlier and got everybody's attention.

"Once again," Topanga began, "Can I have your attention?" The room fell silent and everybody's eyes focused on her. "Mr. Feeny just called to say that he is two minutes away, by now it would be one, so at this time would everybody kind of line up in front of the door here, or something, while I dim the lights."

Cory helped his wife jump down from the chair and she walked over to the light switches. She shut them all down. The sun shining through the windows provided the only light.

All the guests did as they were instructed and got into a 'surprise line.' Topanga, Amy, and Lila got their cameras ready for a good picture. They could hear Mr. Feeney's foot steps growing louder as he came down the hall. Through the windows of the door, everybody could see his shadow moving around. The door made a click and he opened it.

"SURPRISE!" all the guests shouted. George grabbed his chest.

"Good lord," he said. A complete shocked look on his face. Tons of cameras were going off over and over. "What on earth is going on here?"

"It's a surprise retirement party for you, George," Lila said as she pecked him on the cheek.

"How wonderful," George said, as he kissed his wife. Everybody began to clap. "Thank you, thank you."

George was quickly mobbed by people congratulating him. Lila tried her best to get out of it.

Later, George was opening some of the few gifts he had gotten. They were just fun little things and jokes between friends. A hard knock came from the double doors. Mr. Matthews and another member of the party opened then both after peeking through the little window.

Two men came in pushing a large box that was resting on a cart. They two workers stopped and opened the large box. They lifted the box over the top and revealed a gigantic wedding cake which read 'Happy Retiredment, Mr. Feeney.'

Mr. Feeney and his guests stood there in shock. Topanga looked as though she was going to kill someone when she noticed the married couple centerpiece on the top of the enormous cake.

George slowly moved toward the cake and dipped his finger in the frosting, and then tasted it.

"Good cake," he said simply.

"SURPRISE!" Eric yelled as the top of the cake rose revealing him. Mr. Feeney jumped a mile. "CONGRATULATIONs, MISTER FEENEY!" Mr. Feeney stood there speechless.

"Eric! What the hell are you doing? This is a wedding cake!" Topanga said, moving towards the cake.

"Well, the cake you picked out I couldn't fit in and do my surprise," Eric said, "it says Happy Retirement on it. Plus, Mr. Feeney gets this toy couple." He said picking it up and brought it to his smiling face.

"It says Happy Retiredment!" Topanga said angrily.

"Well, he's tired cause he's old. . . duh," Eric said simply.

Author's Notes: Please review. Sorry it took so long to update. I went on vacation and then the Half-Blood Prince came out so I haven't found much time to write. It says so in my profile. Just look there.

Next Chapter: Some guests leave . . . and more . . . Dun Dun Dun