Okay, It's been almost a year since I updated this story. I wanna apologize to all my fans out there. If you ever see me walking down the street, feel free to beat me with a stick. That is all. Thank you.-GTHK

Spongebob was at Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff ceremony rehearsal. And, Oh my god, was it boring. The rehearsal was supposed to end fifteen minutes ago but thanks to Patrick, It was going nowhere. Everytime someone would say something, Patrick would interrupt by asking a stupid question.

Priest: And now anymore words from the groom?

Mr. Krabs: Uh yes, Mrs. Puff-

Patrick: Mrs. Puff?

Mrs. Puff rolled her eyes.

Mrs. Puff: Yes, Patrick?

Patrick: Where do babies come from?

Meanwhile, Spongebob was standing right next to Squidward. He was very annoyed at the moment because he was supposed to meet Leslie at the French café five minutes ago. He reached for his pocket and pulled some cigarettes out. He put a cigarette in his mouth and lit it. Squidward was staring at him the whole time.

Squidward: Spongebob, I didn't knew you smoked.

Spongebob: I just started yesterday

Squidward: Well, what made you start?

Spongebob: A girl

Squidward looked like he was going to crap his pants

Squidward: You have a girlfriend?

Spongebob: Well, not really. But I'm supposed to meet her a this café today. I don't know if I am because Patrick is acting like a retard.

Squidward: Tell me about it. I wanna get home fast. HBO is showing Margaret Cho's I'm The One That I'm Want. My Tivo is broken so I'm kinda pissed at the moment. So anyway, Who's this girl you talk about?

Spongebob: Her name is Leslie. She's a octopus and-

But Spongebob was interrupted by Squidward.

Squidward: What's her last name?

Spongebob: Tentacles.

Squidward: Spongebob! Leslie is my sister!

Spongebob: Yea, I know.

Squidward: You know nothing about her. She's a heartless bitch. Not to mention a whore.

Spongebob: No she's not.

Squidward: I grew up with her. She lost her virginity at fourteen.

Spongebob: How do you know that?

Squidward: She basically told everyone about it.

Spongebob: Look, I'm not gonna buy your line of bullshit, okay. I love Leslie. And if you don't realize that, you can go fu-

But Spongebob was interrupted again but this time by Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, what the hell are you doing?

Spongebob: Uh, arguing?

Mr. Krabs: Were having a rehearsal right now and you need to shut up!

Spongebob: Hell no! I don't wanna shut up!

Mr. Krabs was shocked by Spongebob answer.

Mr. Krabs: Then I don't want you at the Wedding then.

Spongebob walked towards the church door.

Spongebob: WELL I DON'T WANNA GO TO YOUR FING WEDDING ANYWAY!

Then, he slammed the door

When he was outside, he dialed Leslie cell phone number. Thank god he went into Squidward Prada address book and got her number. It rang for along time. Spongebob was about to hang up when:

Leslie: Hello?

Spongebob: It's me Spong-

But Spongebob was cut off by the breath of a mysterious man

Mysterious Man: Who's calling, baby?

Leslie: Not now David! Can't you see I'm talking to someone.

Mysterious Man: Well sorry. Maybe it wasn't sucha good idea to do it with you

Leslie: Shut up Jake!

Mysterious Man: It's David

Leslie: Whatever. Hiya Spongeyboy! Sorry about that. Some rude dickhead keeps interrupting me! Is everything okay?

Spongebob: I'm a bit confused.

Leslie: About what?

Spongebob: The guy in the backround said that you and him " do it ". What does that mean?

Leslie: Oh that? It means, oh … uh.. um.. Oh it means that ..um we were ..uh picking flowers and riding seahorses.. and, oh god.. um…and singing merry tunes. I hope you believe it because it's true.

Spongebob: That what's you guys were doing!

Leslie: ( Danmit! He must of not be believe any of my crap. I guess I should tell him the truth.) Look Spongebob! I'm so sorry! I didn't want to hurt your feelings but I'm addicted to-

Spongebob: What are you talking about Leslie? I was just a little jealous that you guys didn't invite me. I love picking flowers, riding seahorses, and singing merry tunes.

Leslie: You do?

Spongebob: Well I haven't been " doing it " lately because I been real busy. Also, I thought you would think I was a huge dork if you saw me doing that stuff.

Leslie( I will always think you're a huge dork no matter what you do, Spongebob) Well maybe I should of thought about bring but I didn't. Maybe next time. Why did you call?

Spongebob: We were supposed to meet at that café awhile ago, remember?

Leslie: Oh that's right I'm so sorry. I'll get my ass over to Cerrie's right now!

Spongebob: Okay, bye

Leslie: Bye

Leslie hung up her cell phone and sighed.

Leslie: That was close

David: What the hell was that about?

Leslie: I was supposed to meet this guy at Cerrie"s a while ago but I forgot.

David: Who is this guy because I wanna kick his ass!

Leslie: Now, now David, Remember, You are not my boyfriend. You're a guy who sits on my 1500 dollar poster bead watching MTV while eating Layes and drinking Sprite. Then when I come home from a long day at work, I expect you to give me what I want and when I want it. But also remember, this is an two week ordeal. You been hear for nine days so that's means you have five days to do what your doing now. Then it's back at your sister crappy apartment where the only thing she cooks is nasty egg salad, not to mention the eggs are really five year old Easter eggs. So enjoy being Miss Tentacles boy toy because it's over before you know it. My next one is named Spongebob Squarepants and he's going to spoil me rotten. But when's he dept up to his eyeballs, I'm nowhere to be found.

David: You really are an awful person Leslie.

Leslie had a smirk on her face

Leslie: You just figured that out now?

Spongebob was waiting for Leslie at the cafe. He very nervous. On the way there, He got her some white roses . He wasn't sure if she liked them or not but they were unique, Like her. All of the sudden, Leslie came strolling down the sidewalk. She was wearing a headband. Her hair looked like it hadn't been brushed in a week. She was wearing flip flops and ripped jeans which you can see her skinny tentacles inside. She wore and old black buttoned cardigan. Under that was a stain white T-shirt. Some people might of guessed that she was homeless but to most people, She looked beautiful.

Leslie spotted him immediately. Spongebob gulped.

Leslie: Hey!

Spongebob: Hi Leslie, you look beautiful.

Leslie: I know. I'll be taking those.

Leslie snatched the roses out of Spongebob's arms.

Leslie: Shall we go inside?

Spongebob vaguely remember what went on at Cerrie's. He remembered that the restaurant was red much like the Thai restaurant was white. It was fancy. He didn't remember what he had to eat but he knew that Leslie had a cheesecake. In fact Leslie had a long conversation with the waiter about nothing. The reason why he didn't remembered all of this stuff was because all this time he was trying so hard not to mess up for Leslie.

When they were walking a back home, everything was so peaceful. Leslie wasn't talking for once. But all of the sudden, Leslie asked Spongebob a very weird question.

Leslie: Spongebob?

Spongebob: Yeah?

Leslie: Do you want to kiss me?

Spongebob was shocked by this question. He wanted to do more than kiss her but he was worried that a more intimate relasonship with Leslie was gonna ruin his chance with Tatiana. Or Sandy.

Leslie: Well, Are you or not?

Spongebob: Uh, yeah, sure

And they kissed. But in Spongebob opinion, he didn't like it. He liked his kiss with Tatiana much better. Then he thought, Maybe I shouldn't be with Leslie. Maybe Squidward was right. What if she just uses me?

As they got to Leslie hotel room, Leslie was tempted to introduce David to Spongebob.

Leslie: Ah, David I like you to meet Spongebob. Spongebob, David

Spongebob: Hello

David: Uh, hi

Leslie: Okay, Spongebob, do you mind if you amscray. Thank you, you're such a dear.

Leslie basically pushed Spongebob on to the elevator before he can say good bye.

When Leslie into her room she noticed to suitcases near the door.

Leslie: uh, Dave, What are those for?

David: Those are mine, I moving back in with my sister.

Leslie: What? You can't do this!

David: Why not? I tried of you treating people like shit. Especially, young men who you uses as toys, much like that guy you just introduce me to. You sicken me. I'm leaving for good.

Leslie: Oh yeah! I would like to see you try.

And just then, Davis slammed the door.

Leslie face fell for a moment or two. She sat the her bed a sighed.

Leslie: It's okay. I won't be needing him anymore now that I have Spongebob.

Again I apologize for what I have done. To make it up to you guys, the next chapter is coming up soon and eventually, the story will be finished by September (which is the month I turn 14). Oh and one more thing, Please review! Take care! Love- GTHK